Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1994

Chicago HHH #1994 – Monday 9/21 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Pegacorn
Venue: Rocking Horse – 2535 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: This is my first time haring, be kind and give me plenty of down-downs. Possibly A-to-B, so check back.

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown or Purple Line south to Diversey. Grab the 76 Diversey bus and go west to the Kedzie & Milwaukee/Logan Square Blue Line stop. Hoof it through the Square and then south on Milwaukee to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it through the Square and then south on Milwaukee to the bar. (Approx. 15 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Logan Boulevard.

Anthrax 2015

2015 is almost in the books and that can mean only one thing – time to get your butt to Chicago for The Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run before your relatives lull to sleep during the holidays with boring stories.

Once again, no street, alley, or public park in the Windy City is safe as we celebrate how a few stray dollops of flour can shut down an entire neighborhood with food, fun, and, most importantly, beer.

Your rego guarantees you the aforementioned food, fun, and beer, as well as a hazmat suit, commemorative tag, and super-exclusive giveaway (you’re expected to provide your own santa hat, you Big Hump bastards). Who knows, we may go crazy and even have a shirt that can be purchased for an additional cost.

IMPORTANT TRAIL INFORMATION

Since it looks like Gispert is going to smile down upon us once again this year with good weather, the Hares have informed me that they will be setting not one, not two, but FOUR different trails for your Anthraxening pleasure. You must choose, but choose wisely –

“Gotta Lose that Muffin Top” BALLBUSTER ~10 miles
“I Believe I Can Fly” EAGLE ~ 7 miles
“At Least I Tried” TURKEY ~ 5 miles
“Give Me Booze Already” WALKERS ~3.5 miles

Each trail cums with at least three different drink stops plus the usual shenanigans that you’ve cum to expect from Anthrax.

CH3 #1993

Chicago HHH #1993 – Monday 9/14 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St and grab the 22 Clark St Bus going north. Exit the bus at Clark & Leland. Bar is on the corner. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen Bus going north. Exit the bus at Damen & Eastwood/Brown Line. Hoof it north to Leland and then east a few blocks to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Leland.

CH3 #1992

Chicago HHH #1992 – Saturday 9/5 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Dick Harmonica
Venue: Rabbit’s – 4945 W. Foster Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Pre-Labor Day Hash, which we do every year on a Sunday afternoon instead of our regularly scheduled Monday evening hash will now take place on Saturday. After trail the hash will go to the Taste of Polonia Festival (www.topchicago.org)

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going north. Exit the train at Berwyn and transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Ride that pony out to Foster & Elston and the bar. (Approx. 55 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going to O’Hare. Exit the train at Jefferson Park and transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Take that sucker out to Foster & Elston and the bar. (Approx. 35 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Elston. The bar has some parking, but don’t leave your hooptie there if you plan on going over to Taste of Polonia.

CH3 #1991

Chicago HHH #1991 – Monday 8/31 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Crash Test Blow Me & Chippendale
Venue: Gladstone Lounge – 5734 N Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line and take it to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence Bus going west. Transfer again when you get to Jefferson Park to the 270 Milwaukee PACE bus. Ride that to Milwaukee/Mason. Bar is just north of Mason on the south side of Milwaukee. (Approx. 1 hr 5 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Jefferson Park. Go upstairs and transfer to the 270 Milwaukee PACE bus. Ride that to Milwaukee/Mason. Bar is just north of Mason on the south side of Milwaukee. (Approx. 35 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Mason – marvel at how much parking there is up here in bumfuckegypt.

CH3 #1990

Chicago HHH #1990 – Saturday 8/29 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Tampon-Tampoff
Venue: Casa de TampOn – 949 W. 19th St #3
Hash Cash: $8

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Ride that pony all the way to 19th St and then hoof it west to the Casa de TampOn. (Approx. 50 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going towards the Loop. Exit the Blue Line at Grand. Go upstairs and grab the 8 Halsted bus and say hello to the hashers coming from Lincoln Park/Lakeview. Ride that pony all the way to 19th St and then hoof it west to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 19th and Morgan. Lots of parking.

CH3 #1989

Chicago HHH #1989 – Monday 8/24 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Furry Spice & Billy Jizzy LIMIT
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red, Brown, or Purple to Fullerton. Hoof it east on Fullerton and then north on Lincoln to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Go downstairs and grab the Red Line north to Fullerton. Hoof it east on Fullerton and then North on Lincoln to the bar.
Driving

Take Lake Shore Drive to Fullerton. Go west on Fullerton and then north on Lincoln to the bar.

CH3 #1988

Chicago HHH #1988 – Monday 8/17 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian
Venue: Ravens – 2326 N. Clark
Hash Cash: $8

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus to either Fullerton or Belden – bar is halfway between the two.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 73 Armitage bus. Exit the bus at Armitage/Lincoln/Sedgwick. Hoof it north on Sedgwick and then north on Clark to the bar.
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and take Lake Shore Drive to Fullerton. Go west on Fullerton and turn south on Lincoln Park W. Go west again on Belden and north on Clark to the bar.

CH3 #1987

Chicago HHH #1987 – Sunday 8/16 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Ladies of POP: Crawfish Hangover Trail!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
77 Belmont bus west to Central Park, then hoof it west to Soul Taco’s.

Driving
Kennedy to Belmont, then west to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1986

Chicago HHH #1986 – Saturday 8/15 – 1:00 PM
Hares: Ladies of POP
Venue: Thaddeus S. “Ted” Lechowicz Woods – 5901 N Central Ave
Hash Cash: $60

From da Ladies of POP: Kegs will be tapped around 1PM, On-Out promptly at 3PM

POP Potluck: We’ll have the main grillables & orange food covered but you are welcome to bring a dish to share. This time with a CONTEST. Everyone will vote on the best side dish and dessert dish, winners get a PRIZE! So sign up here so we don’t end up with 5 salsas and 6 chocolate cakes.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
Blue Line to Jefferson Park, then 85A North Central Bus north to Indian Road. Hoof it north to the entrance to the woods and then east to the parking lot.

Driving
Take the Kennedy to Central Ave, then north to Thaddeus S. “Ted” Lechowicz Woods. Entrance to the woods will be on your right.