Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1539

Chicago #1539 Sunday 4/6, 2pm @ Four Treys

Hare(s): Batteries Not Included & Calvin Klein

Venue: Four Treys – 3333 N. Damen (at Roscoe)

Hash Cash: Now $8 as per vote at the last MisManageMent Meeting, but still a great bargain given former New York governor Elliot Spitzer dropping 80 grand on hookers last year. Most of the rest of us don’t even pull down 80 large a year so we have to make due with considerably skankier ho’s.

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This should be interesting as a Calvin Klein trail in Roscoe Village is always full of clever stuff to confuse the pack! No food at this crib but lotsa local options and free pool!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to the newly re-opened Addison stop, hoof it two blocks West to Damen and two blocks South to Roscoe. Note the Paulina Brown Line stop just closed so don’t even think about it.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison #152 Bus East to Damen, hoof it two blocks South on Damen to Roscoe.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Roscoe & Damen. Parking is usually quite findable for a yuppie ‘hood as there’s lotsa single family homes in the area but watch out for new resident permit zones which infest Lakeview like 17-year cicadas did last spring.

CH3 #1538

Hare(s): Just I Lean & Other Unindicted Co-Conspirators
Venue: She-nannigan’s – 16 W Division
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $6 despite the US Air Force awarding the $35 billion airborne-refueling tanker contract to the Northrup-Grumman/EADS consortium’s A330-based offering over the CH-3’s half barrel-based tanker proposal.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Clark/Division, hoof it 1 1/2 blocks East to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Division, Division #70 bus East to Dearborn, bar is between Dearborn and State.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to your nearest Red Line stop and take the L. Cheep parking is about as easy to find as Jager bombs in Mecca. If you must drive, your best bet is West towards Cabrini Green where it thins out a bit, for obvious reasons.

2008 Bank of America Shamrock Shuffle Hash Team results are up! We finished respectablly but as expected did not beat the running shoe store teams as those people are running fanactics. Too bad there isn’t a beer drinking competition because our hash team would have flipped them like a cheese omelette!
Despite the rain and cold at the postparty a good time was had by all thanks to more beer tickets than we could possibly drink (which is saying something given we are HASHERS! Mad props to returning free beer ticket harvesting Champion Or-G (also our fastest runner!) as well as Deputy beer coupon collectors Chicken Stiffer and Salty Gash. OMG I must have had at least nine myself at the postparty and the hash was the kill shot for my day!

Shamrock Shuffle Hash Team Individual Results (top two times for each sex will count for the team overall results so Or-G and I will probably be the two dudes and Chicken Stiffer and Muff will count for the bimbos).

CH3 #1533

Hare(s):Peterbuilt
Venue: Nick’s Pub – 6689 N. Oliphant Ave
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $6 and good ole-fashioned Peterbuilt food!!

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so it has come to this……there seems to be a difference of opinion as to the when and how and where and by whommmm the 30th anniversry celebration will happen etc. well if y’allses would listen to a little common sense, maybe we can all play together like good little hash boys and girls…..i have done some careful researchin’ & cipherin’ ….. and i am gonna take control of the entire sityiation…..it seems that sunday, 2/24/2008 is the 30th. anniversary of 2/24/1978………..

so to celebrate, i’m gonna make lay on that day in beautiful downtown edison park startin’ out at nick’s pub on oliphant street ( roughly 7500 west ) just off of n.w. highway and just around the corner from the edison park metra station………..per usual, you hound wannabe’s will be inflicted with a whole lotta bad beer, bad food, and bad runnin……more to follow

on peter on bilt

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Foster. Foster #92 bus West to Jefferson Park Blue Line station. Northwest Hwy #68 (runs every 20 mins from Jeff Park 00 20 40) bus Northwest to bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park. Northwest Hwy #68 (runs every 20 mins from Jeff Park 00 20 40) bus Northwest to bar.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to the corner of Oliphant and Northwest highway. I would take Kennedy Expy outbound to Harlem, North on Harlem to NW Hwy and then left (NW) to Oliphant.

CH3 #1531

IT’S 4706!!!
COME CELEBRATE THE YEAR OF THE RAT
THE CHICAGO HASH HOUSE HARRIERS
-FIFTH ANNUAL-
CHINESE NEW YEAR HASH

-SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 10, 2008
– 2PM (FOLLOWING PARADE AT 12:30)
-HASH CASH: $8 (FOOD WILL BE SERVED!)

HARES: BALLSALOTPUS, VIRTUALLY HUNG, CUM IN MY ASSFAULT, AND ITS TOO SOFT
VENUE: TITO’S (2600 S WENTWORTH AVE)

– Hey, you dirty rats…. It`s 4706!!! Come celebrate – – – The Year of the Rat a The Fifth Annual a Chinese New Year Hash, starting @ 2pm following the parade (@12:30pm). Click here for event flyer.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Chinatown/Cermak, hoof it like three blocks straight South down Wentworth to bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson, switch to Red Line to Chinatown/Cermak, hoof it hoof it like three blocks straight South down Wentworth to bar.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie thus further depleting the Earth’s limited supply of fossil fuels and cruise to 26th & Wentworth. I believe there is an exit off of the Stevenson for Wentworth but get Yahoo or Google Maps directions 2 B sure.

CH3 #1530

Chicago #1530 @ The Union – Super Bowl Sunday Hash
Hares: Just Stephanie, Just I LEAN & Just Tyrone
Venue: The Union and Super Bowl Party

Our friend TJ is giving the hash $5 domestic draft pitchers until just before kickoff when the bar’s usual Super Bowl package kicks in which should give us plenty of dinking time before the game. For those who have never been, this is not some obscure dive bar near City Limits but a mainstream Big Ten classic in the heart of Lincoln Park/Lakeview.

SUPER BOWL XLII will be 5:30 that evening after the hash so currently no plans to change the start time of hash as of yet and the NSA’s Echelon network has picked up several intercepts in the Middle East about a possible Super Bowl party after the hash.

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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Belmont, hoof it three blocks South to George and two blocks East to Halsted or take Halsted 8 bus to the bar from wherever you’re at.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, take the Belmont #77 bus East to Halsted, hoof it four blocks South to the bar.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Halsted & George whist hastening the arrival of the day when farms around Chicago will abandon wheat, corn and soybeans in favor of date palms, pineapples and sugar cane. Of course the places that currently cultivate these crops will then be slightly cooler than the Equator of Mercury in the Summer.

Best bet is to find a meter on Halsted that you don’t have to feed on Sundays or hit the side streets, just be aware they’re all Zone 838 so you have to move your car by 6pm.