CH3 #1544

Chicago #1544 Monday 5/12, 7pm @ The Beaumont

Hare(s): Bag Squeezer

Venue: THE BEAUMONT – 2020 N. Halsted (Armitage & Halsted)

Hash Cash: Still only a mere pittance of $8 despite Microsoft withdrawing its buyout offer for Yahoo! causing the hash’s extensive portfolio of long position Yahoo! derivatives to crash & burn like Boner getting shot down by chicks in a bar.

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OMG – you can tell Summer is coming when we start hashing out of The Beaumont again!! Think lots of great pitcher and food specials and a bar with a 4am license!

Voted “BEST HASH BAR” in the 2008 elections – The Beaumont is one of the only places where the hash simply couldn’t drink all the beer from the hash cash!!

Located conveniently in the heart of the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone” it’s also convenient to public transportation which you may well need after hashing here!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln the Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Armitage, hoof it East on Armitage to Halsted and the bar is just around the corner. Or just walk a few blocks from home.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, Armitage #73 Bus East to Halsted and just North to da bar. Note the Armitage bus stops running around 8pm so you’ll need to take the Fullerton #74 bus back to Sadr City.

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Armitage & Halsted. Parking is a little rough as most of the main streets are meter spots and side streets are Resident Zone 143 Permit only. Webster is a good bet as is Halsted further North. You can also park in Lincoln Park high school’s lot but make sure you’re out of there before 10pm or you’ll be cabbing it to Cabrini Green to spring your sled from Lincoln Towing.

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