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Anthrax 2007

Chicago #1522 – 6th Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash
Published by itstoosoft on November 19, 2007 in special events, all events & runs and chicago hash runs.

The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**

Saturday, December 15, MMVII, Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1430hrs (2:30pm)

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Join the Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2007 Flagship Event – the 6th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!

To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger’s remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here

(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of

Never before seen bonus vintage Anthrax Pic! Here is a shot of the Hazmat Hare at Chicago O’Hare Fire Station #3 where he was escorted by the Chicago Police on Christmas Eve 2002 after explaining over the Fire Department’s radio to on-site first responders that our trial marks in Lincoln Park were only harmless flour. The cops and firefighters there were really cool about it and even let me get a picture next to one of their fire engines.

It is interesting that the Chicago Fire Department at O’Hare has yellow rather than red trucks and a flying eagle logo (you can see part of it to the far right of the cab) instead of the regular nested-lettter CFD logo. The only other civilians who have ever been this close to this equipment have been involved in aircraft mishaps! I suppose this was better…

FRIDAY NIGHT – 6th Anthrax Pre-Lube “Mini” Pub Crawl in Wrigleyville or Lakeview
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Friday, December 14th 6:00pm- ????

Last year so many people from Big Hump came ready to rock they blew out our party at The Union so this year we’ve brought friends to the fight and are unleashing a full-blown Fuji pub crawl instead. Will Big Hump have GAME? Can Indyscent REPRESENT? Will Madison swear off drinking alcohol forever after HITTING THIS WALL? Come find out!

Bars and specials TBA but as many of us will already have done back-to-back 12 Bars of Christmas blowouts the previous two weekends, this one will have “no more than six bars”!

SATURDAY – The Main Event – Chicago Run #1522 The 6th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash / Santa Hat Run
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Saturday, December 15 Meet @2pm, out at 2:30pm (at 2:31 you are on your own!)

Hares: It’s Too Soft (the original Hazmat Hare), Chicken Stiffer, Calvin Klein, Super Stuff’her (Big Hump cannot possibly get us all too drunk to lay a death march trail!)
Venue: The home of the original Anthrax Run – Hidden Shamrock Club – 2723 N. Halsted (Halsted & Diversey, just East of the [closed] Diversey Brown Line Stop). A–B-C run. Bring your EURail Pass unless you want to walk back to your car.

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Price includes a Santa Hat, hazmat suit for the run, commemorative t-shirt (if paid by Nov 30), surprise bonus tchotchke, and four hours of open bar and food at the on-in party.

Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night) http://www.lpndaysinn.com/index2.html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

Event security provided by Blackwater USA

Prices: $39 Dec 1 – Dec 14; $44 day of, if available and no guarantees of any bonus gifts or t-shirts (add $1.43 to the $39 price to cover processing fees for Paypal option). Or for 41 cents you can snail mail in your rego the ole’ fashioned way! Postmark determines cutoff pricing as always and Australian Rules Football apply.

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Whooz Cumming So Far? A sort of somewhat up to date list..

It’s too Soft – Chicago H3 Hazmat HARE!
Chicken Stiffer – Chicago H3 HARE & GM!
Calvin Klein – Chicago H3 HARE
Super Stuffer – Chicago H3 HARE
Are They Real – Chicago H3
Just Alex – Chicago H3
Salty Gash – Chicago H3
PackHer Ass – Chicago H3
69-cent man – Chicago H3
Milk My Yak – Chicago H3
Barks On All Fours – Chicago H3
Ballsalotpus – Chicago H3
Just Angelle – Chicago H3
Just Steve – Chicago H3
Just Saud – Chicago H3
Spotted Cock – Chicago H3
Lifa – Chicago H3
Mouthful of meat – Chicago H3
Batteries Not Included – Chicago H3
Just Esther – Chicago H3
W’all Bangher – Chicago H3
Anal Assault – Chicago H3
Mt Schwiiinga – Chicago H3
Just Molly – Chicago H3
Just Jonathan – Chicago H3
Anal Assualt – Chicago H3
Stab’em * Slab’em – Chicago H3
The Grrreat Loch Ness Cockster – Chicago H3
Just Rob – Chicago H2
2 Tickets 2 a Pair o Thighs – Chicago H3
Just Tyrone – Chicago H3
Sperm Diversion – CH3
Odor Eater – Chicago H3
Rotn’ Whore – Chicago H3

Just Pat – Chicago H3
Just Tom – Chicago H3
Just Katherine – Chicago H3
Flying Hooters – Chicago H3
Virtually Hung – Chicago H3
C*nt & Pasties – Chicago H3
One-Handed Typist – Chicago H3

Ram Van Thank You M’am – Thirstday H3

Chicago H3 Alumni
Canned Pussy – Somewhere in DC
Smell This – New York H3

Rhotan – Second City HHH

Grass On the Infield – Waukesha H3
Floundering Ass Plant – Waukesha H3
Grizzly Sodoms – Waukesha H3
Hand Solo – Waukesha H3
Just Kristen – Waukesha H3
Copulator!! – Waukesha H3

Mount Van Tramp
Dribbles In- Madison H3
Trailer Trash
Return to Gender – Madison H3
ZamBoner – Madison H3
Different Strokes- Madison H3
Himalayme – Madison H3
Eggbeater – Madison H3

Scratch & Sniff – Kenosha
Stupid Man – Kenosha

Oral Persuasion – Indyscent HHH

Ash Cache B’gash – Hoosier H3
Vazeliney Greazy Beaver – Hoosier H3

Cliff BangHer – Big Hump
Burning A$$hole – Big Hump
Hummers Para Libre – Big Hump
Dos HiXXies – Big-Hump H3
Flossit w/a Faucet – Big Hump!
Sexorcist – Big-Hump H3
Do My Butt!! – Big-Hump, Bitches!
I Have a Dick – Big-Hump H3
GladHeAteHer – Big Hump H3
Lock Nut Monster – Big Hump H3
Strap-On Strap-Off – Big Hump
Dead Squirrel – Big Hump
PMS – Big Hump
Postage Tramp – Big Hump

Horny Again – Sin City H4
The Unalicker – Sinc City H4
Fluffer – Sin City H4

Pornogenic – Bell Scott
2 F*ck Canuck – Bell Scott

Laa-Laa – Carolina Trash H3 / Big Hump H3
Trout Stash – ???
Rambutt – Every Day is Wednesday
Slowman – Baltimore
Roll On – Baltimore
Amelia Airhead – BH3
A Salt My A$$ – EWH4 DC
Hot Lips – Grand Rapids GM

Special Note to Registrats: New this year we are offering personalized hash name tags including the picture of your choice. If you would like a picture on your tag please email it Mt. Schwiiinga at [email protected] by December 7th. If not, we may pick one for you from our extensive library of icky, horrible and generally unmentionable things.

SUNDAY – Chicago HHH First Annual Hannukah Hangover Hash
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Sunday, December 16 @11am
Hare(s): Thanks to Fluffer from Sin City for volunteering yet again!
Location TBA (somewhere in Lincoln Park/Lakeview close to the hash hotels & hash crash)

Includes short trail, beers, and NFL Football!!!
Okay so actual Hannukah ended on 12/12 but the theme gives us such great alliteration!

The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**

CH3 #1521

Chicago #1521 Sunday 12/9, 2pm @ TBA: Pre-Anthrax Hash
Hare(s): Batteries Not Included & Calvin Klein
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N Wells St, Chicago, IL 60610
(312) 664-4699
Hash cash: Take-out-a-second-mortgage-on-the-cat price of $6.

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Last Chicago Hash B4 6th Anthrax with veteran hares. This should be interesting & fun as I can’t recall the last time we hashed in the heart of Old Town!

We will have a private room upstairs $7 pitchers of lite and 35 cent wings and other food specials.

Environmentally-friendly public transportation:
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview – Red Line to Division, hoof it a couple blocks West on Division to Wells and then North on Wells or the Brown Line to Sedgwick and hoof it East on North Ave from Sedgwick to Wells and then South on Wells.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown – Blue Line to Division, take the Division 70 Bus East to Wells, hoof it a couplea blocks North to the bar.

Driving:
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to basically North Ave and Wells. Parking in Old Town sucks worse than warm Icehouse. Best bet is to look South of North Ave and West of Wells as Lincoln Park and the Gold Coast are NOT the places to look for parking on the Near North Side.

It gets alot better the farther West you go (parking-wise, not socioeconomically speaking), especially as you get closer to what remains of the Cabrini Green Public Housing Projects (which I’m sure will be the ‘urban shiggy’ part of the trail), for obvious reasons.

CH3 #1520

Chicago #1520 @ Janina’s : 6th Annual Idiot’s Day Joint Hash w/Second City
Submit Hare(s): Specklebird (Idiot’s Day Hare for Life)
Venue: Janina’s Gin Mill & Saloon – 3459 N Milwaukee Ave (Milwaukee & Keeler)
Hash Cash: $5 (One-day holiday doorbuster special – same price as Second City!!)

This very aptly-named hash lived up to its billing on so many levels. One example was our GM Chicken Stiffer wheeling Just Molly down the street in an abandoned shopping cart at a very high rate of speed. What part of this does not just simply scream out BAD IDEA. Fortunately for the hash (for liablility reasons) these two Idiot’s Day celebrants lived to see another day (perhaps less fortunate for the gene pool tho as natural selection may have been temporarily thwarted). More pix from this hash on the nav bar or pictures section or on Koday EasyShare Gallery.

Hash trash to be posted soon.

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For those of us who can still move after the Pre-Pre Anthr@x 12 Bars of Christmas the previous night, please join us for a special joint celebration of this Second City Classic – “Idiot’s Day” as Second City deigns to appear within Chicago City Limits! Rumours abound that we may also see the first new Idiots’ Day t-shirts in years available for purchase at additional cost. Janina’s is one of our favorite hash bars in scenic Avondale.

We did a joint hash w/Second City last year @ Windsor Tavern on 12/3/06 and had such a blast we’re doing it again. Second City’s schedule conflicts with Chicago seven months out of the year and we still all get along and even have joint hashes with them like this. That’s cooperation. Other area hashes who we won’t name, you conflict with just one of their “dates” and they will post enough flames on their message boards to heat half of Stalingrad in January.

From Soar Balls of Second City:

“This Sunday, come out to Janina’s on Milwaukee and get your hangover hash for Pearl Harbor out of the way before you go to Milwaukee.

Yes, it’s time once again (by my calculations, the Xth time) for Idiot’s Day. To ensure a true Idiot’s Day, we thought we should have the traditional post-Pearl Harbor Hash a week before Pearl Harbor. What do you think we are, a bunch of Einsteins who know the difference between pre- and post-? NO! We’re Zwei-, Drei-, Funf-, und Zwolf-steins who don’t plan to stop at one German bier.

Once you’ve got your brain suitably set to Idiot (just keep chanting “Brain, brain, go away, come again some other day&quot, come out to Janina’s (3457 N Milwaukee) at 2:00 PM this Sunday (Dec. 2), and Specklebird will take you on the stupidest tour of the northwest side you ever did see. Special bonus points if you can’t figure out where the beer stop is going to be.

To get to Janina’s, blindly grope your way to Belmont (3200 N) and Milwaukee (~3900 W), go about 3 blocks northwest on Milwaukee until you get to Keeler. Then you’ve gone too far, so look behind you a couple doors on the southwest side of the street, and you’ve found Janina’s. You’ll know it’s Janina’s by the sign out front that says “Janina’s”.

Alternatively, take ye olde Blue Line to Addison and go west on Addison to Keeler. Go south on Keeler to Milwaukee and wander about aimlessly asking strangers where you might find Janina’s.”

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line 2 Addison, Addison #152 bus West to Keeler, hoof it three blocks South to the bar on Milwaukee.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line 2 Addison, schlep four blocks West to Keeler and three blocks South to the bar on Milwaukee or take the Milwaukee #56 bus Northwest to Keeler.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise 2 the corner of Addison & Keeler, Addison freeway exit from the Kennedy and west to Keeler, South to Milwaukee. Helen Keller could find a parking space in this neighborhood.

CH3 #1519

Chicago #1519 Post Thanksgiving ADD Hash @ O’Lanagan’s
Published by itstoosoft on November 17, 2007 in all events & runs and chicago hash runs.

Submit Hare(s): Super Stuffer & Just Steve
Venue: O’Lanagan’s – 2335 W. Montrose Ave. Chicago (Lincoln Square)
Hash Cash: $6

The ADD hares promise a trail with lots of distractions for marks including shiny things like tin foil, balloons and bits of paper. Hopefully the hares themselves don’t get distracted by something (like a hangover) and forget to lay trail! Ritalin NOT included in hash cash.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it four blocks South on Western Montrose and cut East (left) or shortcut thru Welles Park, or take the Red Line to Wilson and catch the Montrose #78 bus West to Western.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Irving Park, Irving Park #80 bus East to Western, hoof it three blocks North to Monrose.

Driving
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to the corner of Western & Montrose and cut East 1/2 block to the bar. Plenty of street parking in the local ‘hood.

CH3 #1515

Sunday 10/28/2007 Meet @ 2pm, Out @ 2:30pm
Chicago HHH #1515 2nd Annual Halloween Hash

Hare(s): Virtually Hung & Bloody Thighs
Venue: Ths Pumping Company/Sizzle – 6157 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $6

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit –
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Granville, walk a block West on Granville to Broadway and 1/2 block South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Forst 92 Bus East to Berwyn Red Line, Red Line North to Granville, West on Granville to Broadway and South to bar,

CH3 #1514

Sunday 10/21/2007 Meet @ 12:30pm Out at 1pm
Chicago HHH #1514 Ass Family Hash

Harrierettes: EZ on da Azz and other unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: American Legion Post #42 – 1030 Central Ave Evanston 708-475-9076

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit –
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Howard, Purple Line to Central, the American Legion Post is just south of the L station by golf course

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Find a way to get to the Red Line (see above).

Driving 🙁 Edens (under construction) to Old Orchard. Old Orchard East to Crawford, Crawford North to Central, Central East to the Purple Line.