Chicago #1522 – 6th Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash
Published by itstoosoft on November 19, 2007 in special events, all events & runs and chicago hash runs.
The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**
Saturday, December 15, MMVII, Meet at 1400hrs CST, on out at 1430hrs (2:30pm)
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IMPORTANT NOTICE TO REGISTRANTS – New this year we are offering personalized hash name tags including the picture of your choice. If you would like a picture on your tag please email it Mt. Schwiiinga at [email protected] by December 7th. If not, we may pick one for you from our extensive library of icky, horrible and generally unmentionable things. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Join the Chicago Hash House Harriers for our Winter 2007 Flagship Event – the 6th Anniversary of Chicago’s Great Anthrax Scare of 2002!!!
To view the authentic news media coverage on the 2002 Anthrax Scare click here
More time to kill? Check out Flying Booger’s remarks on Chicago 6th Antrhax on his Half Mind Blog here
(*) refers to most consecutive years, not length of trails
(**) longest-running and also the only one that we are aware of
Never before seen bonus vintage Anthrax Pic! Here is a shot of the Hazmat Hare at Chicago O’Hare Fire Station #3 where he was escorted by the Chicago Police on Christmas Eve 2002 after explaining over the Fire Department’s radio to on-site first responders that our trial marks in Lincoln Park were only harmless flour. The cops and firefighters there were really cool about it and even let me get a picture next to one of their fire engines.
It is interesting that the Chicago Fire Department at O’Hare has yellow rather than red trucks and a flying eagle logo (you can see part of it to the far right of the cab) instead of the regular nested-lettter CFD logo. The only other civilians who have ever been this close to this equipment have been involved in aircraft mishaps! I suppose this was better…
FRIDAY NIGHT – 6th Anthrax Pre-Lube “Mini” Pub Crawl in Wrigleyville or Lakeview
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Friday, December 14th 6:00pm- ????
Last year so many people from Big Hump came ready to rock they blew out our party at The Union so this year we’ve brought friends to the fight and are unleashing a full-blown Fuji pub crawl instead. Will Big Hump have GAME? Can Indyscent REPRESENT? Will Madison swear off drinking alcohol forever after HITTING THIS WALL? Come find out!
Bars and specials TBA but as many of us will already have done back-to-back 12 Bars of Christmas blowouts the previous two weekends, this one will have “no more than six bars”!
SATURDAY – The Main Event – Chicago Run #1522 The 6th Annual Great Chicago Anthrax Scare Hash / Santa Hat Run
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Saturday, December 15 Meet @2pm, out at 2:30pm (at 2:31 you are on your own!)
Hares: It’s Too Soft (the original Hazmat Hare), Chicken Stiffer, Calvin Klein, Super Stuff’her (Big Hump cannot possibly get us all too drunk to lay a death march trail!)
Venue: The home of the original Anthrax Run – Hidden Shamrock Club – 2723 N. Halsted (Halsted & Diversey, just East of the [closed] Diversey Brown Line Stop). A–B-C run. Bring your EURail Pass unless you want to walk back to your car.
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Price includes a Santa Hat, hazmat suit for the run, commemorative t-shirt (if paid by Nov 30), surprise bonus tchotchke, and four hours of open bar and food at the on-in party.
Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night) http://www.lpndaysinn.com/index2.html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/
Event security provided by Blackwater USA
Prices: $39 Dec 1 – Dec 14; $44 day of, if available and no guarantees of any bonus gifts or t-shirts (add $1.43 to the $39 price to cover processing fees for Paypal option). Or for 41 cents you can snail mail in your rego the ole’ fashioned way! Postmark determines cutoff pricing as always and Australian Rules Football apply.
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Whooz Cumming So Far? A sort of somewhat up to date list..
It’s too Soft – Chicago H3 Hazmat HARE!
Chicken Stiffer – Chicago H3 HARE & GM!
Calvin Klein – Chicago H3 HARE
Super Stuffer – Chicago H3 HARE
Are They Real – Chicago H3
Just Alex – Chicago H3
Salty Gash – Chicago H3
PackHer Ass – Chicago H3
69-cent man – Chicago H3
Milk My Yak – Chicago H3
Barks On All Fours – Chicago H3
Ballsalotpus – Chicago H3
Just Angelle – Chicago H3
Just Steve – Chicago H3
Just Saud – Chicago H3
Spotted Cock – Chicago H3
Lifa – Chicago H3
Mouthful of meat – Chicago H3
Batteries Not Included – Chicago H3
Just Esther – Chicago H3
W’all Bangher – Chicago H3
Anal Assault – Chicago H3
Mt Schwiiinga – Chicago H3
Just Molly – Chicago H3
Just Jonathan – Chicago H3
Anal Assualt – Chicago H3
Stab’em * Slab’em – Chicago H3
The Grrreat Loch Ness Cockster – Chicago H3
Just Rob – Chicago H2
2 Tickets 2 a Pair o Thighs – Chicago H3
Just Tyrone – Chicago H3
Sperm Diversion – CH3
Odor Eater – Chicago H3
Rotn’ Whore – Chicago H3
Just Pat – Chicago H3
Just Tom – Chicago H3
Just Katherine – Chicago H3
Flying Hooters – Chicago H3
Virtually Hung – Chicago H3
C*nt & Pasties – Chicago H3
One-Handed Typist – Chicago H3
Ram Van Thank You M’am – Thirstday H3
Chicago H3 Alumni
Canned Pussy – Somewhere in DC
Smell This – New York H3
Rhotan – Second City HHH
Grass On the Infield – Waukesha H3
Floundering Ass Plant – Waukesha H3
Grizzly Sodoms – Waukesha H3
Hand Solo – Waukesha H3
Just Kristen – Waukesha H3
Copulator!! – Waukesha H3
Mount Van Tramp
Dribbles In- Madison H3
Trailer Trash
Return to Gender – Madison H3
ZamBoner – Madison H3
Different Strokes- Madison H3
Himalayme – Madison H3
Eggbeater – Madison H3
Scratch & Sniff – Kenosha
Stupid Man – Kenosha
Oral Persuasion – Indyscent HHH
Ash Cache B’gash – Hoosier H3
Vazeliney Greazy Beaver – Hoosier H3
Cliff BangHer – Big Hump
Burning A$$hole – Big Hump
Hummers Para Libre – Big Hump
Dos HiXXies – Big-Hump H3
Flossit w/a Faucet – Big Hump!
Sexorcist – Big-Hump H3
Do My Butt!! – Big-Hump, Bitches!
I Have a Dick – Big-Hump H3
GladHeAteHer – Big Hump H3
Lock Nut Monster – Big Hump H3
Strap-On Strap-Off – Big Hump
Dead Squirrel – Big Hump
PMS – Big Hump
Postage Tramp – Big Hump
Horny Again – Sin City H4
The Unalicker – Sinc City H4
Fluffer – Sin City H4
Pornogenic – Bell Scott
2 F*ck Canuck – Bell Scott
Laa-Laa – Carolina Trash H3 / Big Hump H3
Trout Stash – ???
Rambutt – Every Day is Wednesday
Slowman – Baltimore
Roll On – Baltimore
Amelia Airhead – BH3
A Salt My A$$ – EWH4 DC
Hot Lips – Grand Rapids GM
Special Note to Registrats: New this year we are offering personalized hash name tags including the picture of your choice. If you would like a picture on your tag please email it Mt. Schwiiinga at [email protected] by December 7th. If not, we may pick one for you from our extensive library of icky, horrible and generally unmentionable things.
SUNDAY – Chicago HHH First Annual Hannukah Hangover Hash
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Sunday, December 16 @11am
Hare(s): Thanks to Fluffer from Sin City for volunteering yet again!
Location TBA (somewhere in Lincoln Park/Lakeview close to the hash hotels & hash crash)
Includes short trail, beers, and NFL Football!!!
Okay so actual Hannukah ended on 12/12 but the theme gives us such great alliteration!
The World’s Longest-Running* Hash Anthrax Scare Celebration**