CH3 #1882

Chicago HHH Run #1882
Anthrax 2013 Main Event
Saturday 12/14 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Fistful of Pricks, EpiPenis, & Bi-Hole Her
Venue: A.J. Hudson’s – 3801 N. Ashland Ave
Hash Cash: $60

From da GM: Bar is “pay-as-you-go” until Chalk Talk at 1PM. We have food, fun, and giveaways, so don’t miss out.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. Hoof it east on Addison and then north on Ashland.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Grace.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Grace and Ashland – good luck finding parking, but let’s be honest you shouldn’t be driving after this disaster.

CH3 #1881

Chicago HHH Run #1881
Anthrax 2013 Pre-Lube
Friday 12/13 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $25

From da Hares: You have the option of running a trail with multiple beer stops or plopping your butt on a bar stool and getting a head start on drinking. There will be a place to store your bags at O’Malley’s West.

From da GM: We have a private room upstairs starting at 9PM and we’ll have plenty of beer flowing and food for people to enjoy. If you’re not running, you’re on your own for drinks until the room opens.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus heading east. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north and ride that sucker up to Belden. Hoof it east to Lincoln and then south to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Belden – have fun paying for parking until 10PM because some idiots in city hall thought we could get the 2016 Olympics.

CH3 #1858

Chicago HHH Run #1858
Sunday 7/28 – 12:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont

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Hash Cash: $5
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west. Get off the bus at Central Park and hoof it another half block to Soul Taco’s.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Belmont, then hoof it west on Belmont to Soul Taco’s.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1857

Chicago HHH Run #1857
Power of the Pussy XIII – POPapalooza
Saturday 7/27 – 1:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: VFW Blackhawk – 1000 N. Milwaukee, 2nd Floor

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Hash Cash: $40
From da Hares: The kegs will be tapped promptly at 1PM with Chalk Talk and trail to follow at 2PM. We’ll have beer, trail, giveaways, beer, food, karaoke, beer, and the venue all to ourselves for several hours before the hipsters descend and devour us all.
From da GM: The VFW is a private venue and permits smoking indoors. Bring your medicine if you need it, but as a courtesy to your fellow hashers, please do not smoke inside.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line towards the Loop. Exit at Chicago and transfer to the 66 Chicago bus heading west. Get off the bus at Racine, hoof it North to Milwaukee, and then continue north across the Kennedy and over to Augusta.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and ride that sucker south to Augusta.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Augusta and Milwaukee.

CH3 #1856

Chicago HHH Run #1856
Friday 7/26 – 7:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison

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Hash Cash: $15
From da Hares: This will be an A-B Late Night “Fat Boy” Trail. On-Out will be at 9PM instead of the usual 7:30PM so that you’ll have more time to booze it up beforehand. Don’t worry too much about running, because I’m pretty sure the entire pack will be drunk before the trail even begins.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. If you can’t find the bar after that, you’re an idiot.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus north to Addison, then hoof it west over to the El tracks and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison and Lincoln, you may be able to find parking, but since this is A to B there’s no telling where we’ll end up.

Power of the Pussy XIII (POPapalooza)

Power of the Pussy XIII
Friday, July 26 – Sunday, July 28, 2013

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The ladies of Chicago H3 return once again for our annual celebration of all things Pussy. This year’s theme is “Popapalooza,” a riff on Chicago’s resident alternative music festival that takes place every year down in Grant Park at the beginning of August. With that in mind, the ladies have scoured the city and selected the most hipster-riffic location so that you can get your fill of poorly dressed art school students suckling at the breast of their parents trust funds.

HARRIETTE LINEUP:
Back Door County
Drill In My Box
Fire in the Hole
Gerbil in the Ass
Ginger Snatch
Glitter Spitter
Monkey Semen, Monkey Do
Reverse Muff Diver
Salty Gash
That Thing That Vibrates
The Dark Kunt
Weekend Registration: $45
Next Price Increase: July 1st

SHIRTS SOLD SEPARATELY!! Pre-order your shirt to guarantee size & design

Schedule of Events & a’la carte Pricing

Friday, July 26th – 7PM, On-Out at 9PM
Chicago H3 #1856
Hash Cash: $15

We’ll start off the weekend with an A-B Late Night “Fat Boy” Trail. Don’t worry too much about running, because I’m pretty sure the entire pack will be drunk before the trail even begins.

Saturday, July 27th – 1PM
Chicago H3 #1857
Power of the Pussy XIII
Hash Cash: $40 walk-up

The ladies of PoP have secured the VFW Blackhawk* (1000 N. Milaukee, 2nd Floor) and the kegs will be tapped promptly at 1PM with Chalk Talk and trail to follow at 2PM. We’ll have beer, trail, giveaways, beer, food, karaoke, beer, and the venue all to ourselves for several hours before the hipsters descend and devour us all.
* – The VFW is a private venue and permits smoking indoors. Bring your medicine if you need it, but as a courtesy to your fellow hashers, please do not smoke inside.

Sunday, July 28th – NOON
Chicago H3 #1858
Hash Cash: $5**

If somehow, someway you manage to escape the clutches of skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts, dust off your hangover and join the ladies for one last run of the weekend.
** – Pay for the entire weekend, get the hangover hash FREE!!

CH3 #1846

Chicago HHH Run #1846
Monday 5/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: MYSTERY HARE!
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $5

From da GM: If you manage to somehow survive this shitshow of a weekend, dust yourself off and make your way back to the Skydeck for a good old fashioned hangover trail. Since we all know It’s Too Soft throws a good party, I’m sure there will be food and plenty of beer to be consumed.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram, head around back and climb those stairs!

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Diversey, transfer over to the 76 Diversey bus and ride that pony east to the Brown Line station. Hoof it a half block north on Sheffield, then cut into the alley – take the stairs on the first building after you cross under the El and continue up to the rooftop.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Wolfram.

CH3 #1845

Chicago HHH Run #1845
Sunday 5/26 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch, Chunder Pussy, & Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Lincoln Tap Room – 3010 N. Lincoln Ave

Hash Cash: $40 until April 21st, $50 until May 12th, $60 until May 22nd, $70 at the door

From da GM: Okay wankers, this is it, the main event. We’ll be meeting up at Lincoln Tap Room starting at NOON and circling up for Chalk Talk promptly at 1PM. Don’t be late. We’re got an awesome trail planned for you with not one, not two, but three beer stops. When we’re done with trail we’ll head back to the bar for circle, food, and booze. And once that’s done, we may just wind up at the Party Central Skydeck for a nightcap.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Lincoln and Wellinton.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Wellington and then hoof it east to Lincoln Ave.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Wellington.

CH3 #1844

Chicago HHH Run #1844 & Chicago Full Moon HHH Run #300
Saturday 5/25 – 2:00 PM & 7:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Back Door County & TBD
Venue: Casa de Back Door – 2952 W. Nelson
Hash Cash: $15

From da GM: Confused yet? We’ll be having two great trails for the price of one on Saturday – Chunder Pussy and Back Door County will be haring at 2PM for a nice afternoon run, followed by a Moon Hash at their regularly scheduled time. In between (and after) we’ll have beer and food and fun for everyone to partake in.
From da Hares: Take the side gate around to the side yard, where the festivities will be held.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west to Sacremento – hoof it south to Nelson then back east.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Belmont. Transfer to the 77 Belmont bus and head east to Sacremento – hoof it south to Nelson then back east.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Nelson and Sacremento.

Memorial Day 2013

Memorial Day 2013
Thursday, May 23 – Monday, May 27, 2013

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Memorial Day 2012

Come one, come all to the Chicago Hash House Harrier’s annual celebration of Memorial Day. We’re working with your favorite local breweries (Goose Island, Metropolitan, & Half Acre) to bring you yet another unforgettable five days of hashing. Your rego will get you booze, the choice of one of three trails, booze, an awesome shirt and tag combo (for everyone registered before May 21st), booze, something to eat so that you can keep drinking longer, and more booze. The early bird gets the worm, as early registrants can get the entire weekend for $10 less than the price it will cost you at the door just for the main event – additionally, the first 40 weekend registrants will get two hours of free booze at the Pre-Lube on Friday night, so get your rego in sooner rather than later.

Weekend Registration: $60
Next Price Increase: April 22nd

Schedule of Events & a’la carte Pricing

Thursday, May 23rd – 7PM
Thirstday H3 #496
Hash Cash: $8

As always, the Chicago H3 invites you to start your weekend off early with the Thirstday H3 – Gaping Panda, Hidden Homo will hare. Hash cash is a mere $8 and the revelry is sure to last late into the night.

Friday, May 24th – 7PM
Ragtime H3 Memorial Day Pre-Lube
Hash Cash: Pay as You Go

The ladies of the Ragtime H3 have once again worked with local bars to get us a great drink package – we’ll start with a private room at O’Malley’s West for two hours of boozing before we head out to destroy Lincoln Park. Better still, the first 40 weekend registrants will get their two hours of drinking for free. Knowing that Glitter Spitter and That Thing That Vibrates are responsible for our Friday night festivities, this will be one to remember.

Saturday, May 25th – 2PM & 7PM – TWO HASHES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
Chicago H3 #1844
Chicago Full Moon H3 #300
Hash Cash: $15

Dust off your hangover from the night before and join Back Door County for an epicly shitty trail. She promises multiple beer stops and maybe even a jello and pudding stop or two. Beer and food will be provided at the on-in, but you can save yourself some cash by regoing for the entire weekend early.

After you’ve had a good amount of beer and food, you’ll have the chance to run another trail – Horn E will be laying an evening trail out of the exact same location. There’s no way in hell that this one will go wrong.

Sunday, May 26th – NOON
Chicago H3 #1845
Hash Cash: $40 until April 21st, $50 until May 12th, $60 until May 22nd (no shirt), $70 at the door (no shirt)

Our main event promises to be one for the ages – Snatchsquatch and Chunder Pussy have not one, not two, but three different trail options for you this year and multiple beer stops where all the trails will come back together and engage in fun, games, and beer drinking. After all of that, we’ll return to the bar for circle, food, and more drinking. And if that isn’t enough for you, I’ve even heard rumors of a super-secret after party for when our drink special expires.

Monday, May 27th – 2PM
Chicago H3 #1846
Hash Cash: $5

Dust off your hangover once again for this year’s Memorial Day Hangover trail. Promises of a short and shitty trail with lots of beer to smooth over that pain in your cranium have been made, but I’m always skeptical.

Payment Info

Online Registration:
Step 1: Click on the “Online Registration” link at the top of this page and fill out the form that appears.
Step 2: Send money via PayPal using the link that is below the registration form (PayPal fees apply).

Offline Registration:
Step 1: Click on the “Printable Registration” link at the top of the page, print off the document that opens, and cut a check to “Brett Gray.”
Step 2: Fill out said form and mail it along with your check to
Brett Gray
4306 N. Saint Louis Ave APT 3C
Chicago, IL 60618

In Person Registration
Step 1: Click on the “Online Registration” link at the top of this page and fill out the form that appears.
Step 2: Pay Snatchsquatch, Hoosier Daddy, or Chunder Pussy at an upcumming hash.

Travel Info

Coming in from out of town? Not to worry. There are plenty of options for getting to and from Chicago. You can always fly in O’Hare (ORD) or Midway (MDW), take the Amtrack in to Union Station, take the Mega Bus, or you could even carpool up with your closest hash friends.

Lodging Info

Need crash space? Don’t worry about that either – just fill out your registration form indicating that you need space and we’ll pair you up with a hasher here in Chicago. If you’d rather find your own crash space you’re also welcome to post a message either in the comments, in our Yahoo! Group, on our Facebook page, via e-mail, or over our twitter, and we’ll do our best to set you up with a welcoming hasher. If you don’t want to stay with hasher, that’s cool too – the Chicago H3 suggests finding a room at the Travelodge Downtown Chicago as it is just a few blocks from the Main Event on Saturday. You can also try the Days Inn Lincoln Park or at the Chicago Getaway Hostel, but be advised that no group rate has been procured from these institutions.