Category: Memorial Day

Chicago HHH Run #1846
Monday 5/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: MYSTERY HARE!
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $5

From da GM: If you manage to somehow survive this shitshow of a weekend, dust yourself off and make your way back to the Skydeck for a good old fashioned hangover trail. Since we all know It’s Too Soft throws a good party, I’m sure there will be food and plenty of beer to be consumed.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram, head around back and climb those stairs!

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Diversey, transfer over to the 76 Diversey bus and ride that pony east to the Brown Line station. Hoof it a half block north on Sheffield, then cut into the alley – take the stairs on the first building after you cross under the El and continue up to the rooftop.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Wolfram.

Chicago HHH Run #1845
Sunday 5/26 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch, Chunder Pussy, & Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Lincoln Tap Room – 3010 N. Lincoln Ave

Hash Cash: $40 until April 21st, $50 until May 12th, $60 until May 22nd, $70 at the door

From da GM: Okay wankers, this is it, the main event. We’ll be meeting up at Lincoln Tap Room starting at NOON and circling up for Chalk Talk promptly at 1PM. Don’t be late. We’re got an awesome trail planned for you with not one, not two, but three beer stops. When we’re done with trail we’ll head back to the bar for circle, food, and booze. And once that’s done, we may just wind up at the Party Central Skydeck for a nightcap.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Lincoln and Wellinton.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Wellington and then hoof it east to Lincoln Ave.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Wellington.

Chicago HHH Run #1844 & Chicago Full Moon HHH Run #300
Saturday 5/25 – 2:00 PM & 7:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Back Door County & TBD
Venue: Casa de Back Door – 2952 W. Nelson
Hash Cash: $15

From da GM: Confused yet? We’ll be having two great trails for the price of one on Saturday – Chunder Pussy and Back Door County will be haring at 2PM for a nice afternoon run, followed by a Moon Hash at their regularly scheduled time. In between (and after) we’ll have beer and food and fun for everyone to partake in.
From da Hares: Take the side gate around to the side yard, where the festivities will be held.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west to Sacremento – hoof it south to Nelson then back east.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Belmont. Transfer to the 77 Belmont bus and head east to Sacremento – hoof it south to Nelson then back east.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Nelson and Sacremento.

Memorial Day 2013
Thursday, May 23 – Monday, May 27, 2013

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Memorial Day 2012

Come one, come all to the Chicago Hash House Harrier’s annual celebration of Memorial Day. We’re working with your favorite local breweries (Goose Island, Metropolitan, & Half Acre) to bring you yet another unforgettable five days of hashing. Your rego will get you booze, the choice of one of three trails, booze, an awesome shirt and tag combo (for everyone registered before May 21st), booze, something to eat so that you can keep drinking longer, and more booze. The early bird gets the worm, as early registrants can get the entire weekend for $10 less than the price it will cost you at the door just for the main event – additionally, the first 40 weekend registrants will get two hours of free booze at the Pre-Lube on Friday night, so get your rego in sooner rather than later.

Weekend Registration: $60
Next Price Increase: April 22nd

Schedule of Events & a’la carte Pricing

Thursday, May 23rd – 7PM
Thirstday H3 #496
Hash Cash: $8

As always, the Chicago H3 invites you to start your weekend off early with the Thirstday H3 – Gaping Panda, Hidden Homo will hare. Hash cash is a mere $8 and the revelry is sure to last late into the night.

Friday, May 24th – 7PM
Ragtime H3 Memorial Day Pre-Lube
Hash Cash: Pay as You Go

The ladies of the Ragtime H3 have once again worked with local bars to get us a great drink package – we’ll start with a private room at O’Malley’s West for two hours of boozing before we head out to destroy Lincoln Park. Better still, the first 40 weekend registrants will get their two hours of drinking for free. Knowing that Glitter Spitter and That Thing That Vibrates are responsible for our Friday night festivities, this will be one to remember.

Saturday, May 25th – 2PM & 7PM – TWO HASHES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
Chicago H3 #1844
Chicago Full Moon H3 #300
Hash Cash: $15

Dust off your hangover from the night before and join Back Door County for an epicly shitty trail. She promises multiple beer stops and maybe even a jello and pudding stop or two. Beer and food will be provided at the on-in, but you can save yourself some cash by regoing for the entire weekend early.

After you’ve had a good amount of beer and food, you’ll have the chance to run another trail – Horn E will be laying an evening trail out of the exact same location. There’s no way in hell that this one will go wrong.

Sunday, May 26th – NOON
Chicago H3 #1845
Hash Cash: $40 until April 21st, $50 until May 12th, $60 until May 22nd (no shirt), $70 at the door (no shirt)

Our main event promises to be one for the ages – Snatchsquatch and Chunder Pussy have not one, not two, but three different trail options for you this year and multiple beer stops where all the trails will come back together and engage in fun, games, and beer drinking. After all of that, we’ll return to the bar for circle, food, and more drinking. And if that isn’t enough for you, I’ve even heard rumors of a super-secret after party for when our drink special expires.

Monday, May 27th – 2PM
Chicago H3 #1846
Hash Cash: $5

Dust off your hangover once again for this year’s Memorial Day Hangover trail. Promises of a short and shitty trail with lots of beer to smooth over that pain in your cranium have been made, but I’m always skeptical.

Payment Info

Online Registration:
Step 1: Click on the “Online Registration” link at the top of this page and fill out the form that appears.
Step 2: Send money via PayPal using the link that is below the registration form (PayPal fees apply).

Offline Registration:
Step 1: Click on the “Printable Registration” link at the top of the page, print off the document that opens, and cut a check to “Brett Gray.”
Step 2: Fill out said form and mail it along with your check to
Brett Gray
4306 N. Saint Louis Ave APT 3C
Chicago, IL 60618

In Person Registration
Step 1: Click on the “Online Registration” link at the top of this page and fill out the form that appears.
Step 2: Pay Snatchsquatch, Hoosier Daddy, or Chunder Pussy at an upcumming hash.

Travel Info

Coming in from out of town? Not to worry. There are plenty of options for getting to and from Chicago. You can always fly in O’Hare (ORD) or Midway (MDW), take the Amtrack in to Union Station, take the Mega Bus, or you could even carpool up with your closest hash friends.

Lodging Info

Need crash space? Don’t worry about that either – just fill out your registration form indicating that you need space and we’ll pair you up with a hasher here in Chicago. If you’d rather find your own crash space you’re also welcome to post a message either in the comments, in our Yahoo! Group, on our Facebook page, via e-mail, or over our twitter, and we’ll do our best to set you up with a welcoming hasher. If you don’t want to stay with hasher, that’s cool too – the Chicago H3 suggests finding a room at the Travelodge Downtown Chicago as it is just a few blocks from the Main Event on Saturday. You can also try the Days Inn Lincoln Park or at the Chicago Getaway Hostel, but be advised that no group rate has been procured from these institutions.

Hash Run # 1784
Sun 5/27/2012 2PM
Venue: DANK Haus
Hares: Virgin Banger, Humpty Dumpty, Calvin Klein, Man-o-whore, Rent-A Virgin, Smell This & Snatchsquatch
Theme: Mem. Day

Memorial Day 2012
May 25th-28th, 2012

In celebration of its 8th year, the Chicago Hash House Harriers are pleased to announce the brand new and improved Memorial Day. In the past we’ve given you just one day of fun and debauchery, but no more. We’re going to use this extra special three day weekend to kick off all of the fun that Summer has in store for us.

Just like in year’s past we’re going to have an exceptionally shitty trail for you, some fun and games to be played at our beer stops, tasty brews to drink (Metropolitan and Half Acre will each be sponsoring a beer stop, and Goose Island is sponsoring the on-in), and an epic on-after at the history DANK Haus.

In order to keep things good and complicated, we’re giving you the special option of registering for the entire weekend for the low-low price of $55 (plus paypal fees) or for just the debauchery of Sunday for the cost of $35 (both prices are until April 23rd), then the price will go up to $65/$45 until May 14th. Anything after that and you’ll be charged $75/$55 and you’ll miss out on whatever sweet swag we’ll have for you. So be sure to rego today to ensure that you get everything.

Payment Options:

(1) Fill out the paypal form at left.

(2) Pay Snatchsquatch at your next Chicago H3 Hash.

(3) Mail a check payable to “XXXXX XXXX” along with your Hash Name, Home Hash, Shirt Size, and whether your paying for the entire weekend or just Sunday to the following address:

X. XXXX
XXXX W. Diversey Ave Unit M
Chicago, IL 60647

(4) Show up the day of the event with cash and have everyone pissed off at you.

View CH3 Bar Map in a larger map Thursday – May 24th, 7pm – TH3 #444 – $8 –

As always, the Chicago Hash House Harriers invites everyone to join our sister hash, Thirstday, to start the weekend early. Your $8 will get you a shitty trail down in Lincoln Park hared by IndyScent tranny Double Fister. Remember, if you call in sick on Friday that means you can turn this three day weekend into a four day weekend.
Friday – May 25th, 7pm – Memorial Day Weekend Pre-Lube/Foofdeck Cookout – $10 –

Start off the weekend the right way with a trip to Party Central (aka Ruji’s Foofdeck). It’s Too Soft is being gracious enough to host us on his rooftop deck just step from the Diversey Brown Line stop. We’ll tap the keg(s) and fire up the grill starting at 7pm on Friday night and enjoy the weather, food, beer, and maybe each other’s company as visitors make their way into town. Who knows how late this party is going to go, but I bet there will be somebody up on that rooftop drinking all weekend long.

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View CH3 Bar Map in a larger map Saturday – May 26th, 12pm – Chicago H3 #1783 – $10 –
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Just Ehhh
The first of three trails that we have prepared for you this fine weekend. We’ll be doing a sweet A-B woods run starting out of Gamblers (4908 N. Pulaski). Be sure to bring your shiggy socks for this one.

Saturday – May 26th, 7pm – Rag Time H3 Memorial Day Pub Crawl – Pay As You Go –
Hares: Glitter Spitter & That Thing That Vibrates
Now that you’ve got your run in you, its time to crawl. Glitter Spitter, That Thing That Vibrates and the other ladies of Rag Time H3 will be leading us on a lovely bar crawl up Lincoln Avenue and into Lincoln Square. Your rego doesn’t cover this puppy, so be sure to bring some extra cash.

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Sunday – May 27th, 1pm – Chicago H3 #1784- Memorial Day 2012 – $35-$55 –
Hares: Virgin Banger & Various Co-Conspirators

And now for the big prize – we’ll be meeting up at O’Lanagan’s in Lincoln Square for a good, long trail for the runners and a nice short one for the walkers. Virgin Banger and his band of merry men know the neighborhood better than anyone, so I’ve no doubt that they’ve got an epic trail planned for us.

Your rego for the main even gets you an event tag, a swank shirt, two beer stops sponsored by local breweries (Metropolitan and Half Acre) and fun games to be played. All of this will take place before we wind up at the historic DANK Haus with an on-in sponsored by Goose Island, an epic circle RAed by Chicago Legend Calvin Klein on the patio (if it fits us this time), and delicious food. Rego early to save yourself some cash and ensure that you’ll get the giveaways.

Monday – May 28th, 2pm – HO Hash – Memorial Day Hangover – $10 –
Hares: Snatchsquatch
If you’re still alive after this epic weekend, be sure to spend your free day off of work thanks to the holiday with the Holiday Orphans (aka HO) Hash. Chicago H3 GM Snatchsquatch will be your hare on this exceptional day as Memorial Day proper falls on his birthday this year. What a treat, two shitty trails by the Chicago GM in one weekend.

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Coming in from out of town? Not to worry. There are plenty of options for getting to and from Chicago. You can always fly in O’Hare (ORD) or Midway (MDW), take the Amtrack in to Union Station, take the Mega Bus, or you could even carpool up with your closest hash friends.

Need crash space? Don’t worry about that either – shoot Two Girls, One Cupcake an email by 5pm on Wednesday, May 23rd and she’ll coordinate with the rest of the Chicago H3 group to set you up with the perfect crash space partner (after that you’re on your own). Let her know how many people are coming, what nights you need crash space, and if you have any specific requests. If you’d rather find your own crash space you’re also welcome to post a message either in the comments, in our Yahoo! Group, on our Facebook page, via e-mail, or over our twitter, and we’ll do our best to set you up with a welcoming hasher. If you don’t want to stay with hasher, that’s cool too – the Chicago H3 suggests finding a room at the Days Inn Lincoln Park or at the Chicago Getaway Hostel, but be advised that no group rate has been procured from these institutions.

Still not convinced? Let’s see who else is coming:

Hash Name Home Hash
Virgin Banger Chicago H3
Snatchsquatch Chicago H3
Back Door County Chicago H3
Just Lauren Chicago H3
Two Girls, One Cupcake Chicago H3
Fistful of Pricks Chicago H3
R Tard E Chicago H3
Cuma Slutra Chicago H3
Slippery Fingers Chicago H3
AssCapades Chicago H3
Taste the Rainbow Thirstday H3
Bubbles CoMoTION H3
Ginger Snatch Chicago H3
Smell This Chicago H3
Man-o-Whore Chicago H3
Rent A Virgin Chicago H3
Calvin Klein Chicago H3
Batteries Not Included Chicago H3
Just Ehhh Chicago H3
Its Too Soft Chicago H3
That Thing That Vibrates Chicago H3
Glitter Spitter Chicago H3
Just Ralph Martini Man H3
Just Marsha Martini Man H3
Just Corinne Waukesha H3
Just Brian #1 Chicago H3
Platypussy Thirstday H3
Bud Girl Dallas Urban H3 (DUHHH)
Licker Leash Thirstday H3
Five Hole Failure Thirstday H3
Dark Side of the Poon Chicago H3
Sin Calzones Chicago H3
Dr. Moreua Chicago H3
Just Juva Chicago H3
Just Ericka ???
The Dark Kunt Thirstday H3
Chunder Pussy Chicago H3
Just Brian #2 Chicago H3
Chicken Stiffer Chicago H3
Poultry Fucker Chicago H3
Mudsucker Chicago H3
Roofie Ragu Chicago H3
TampOn-TampOff Chicago H3
International Virgin HO H3
Just Jim Virgin Run!
Just Rachel Virgin Run!
Rotten Chicago H3
Ernest Cummingway Chicago H3
Just Katherine Chicago H3
Bang Me, Blow Me, Get Me Off Thirstday H3
Sax-a-ma-bone Waukesha H3
Two Hairnets Chicago H3
Drill In My Box Chicago H3
Tumbleweed of Pubes Chicago H3
Just Lexi Chicago H3
Just Cynthia Chicago H3
Salty Gash Chicago H3
Uploader Chicago H3
Cuntput IndyScent H3
Just Buddy Chicago H3
Just Kelsey Chicago H3
Just Patrick Chicago H3
Double Fister Chicago H3
Hood Whorenament Chicago H3
Barf Fly Chicago H3
Glory Hole Chicago H3
The Least Interesting Man in the World Chicago H3
Soggy Deposits Chicago H3
Cum In My Nurse Chicago H3

Hash Run # 1723
Sun 5/29/2011 2PM
Venue: DANK Haus

Hares: Virgin Banger, Rent a Virgin, It’s Too Soft, Calvin Klein, Lifa

Theme: Mem. Day

CHICAGO ANNUAL MEMORIAL DAY HASH helps to start off the Summer Hashing period. Come visit us for our run in historic Lincoln Square!!!

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Lifa, Calvin Klein and Rent a Virgin
Venue: O’Lanagans – 2335 W. Montrose Ave

Hash Cash: $35 until May 23 and $40 until the Day of the Event!!!
Kick off Summer 2011 the right way with the largest Hash Memorial Day Celebration in the Midwest – the 7th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Dank Haus. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER and tons of great food. T-Shirts will be provided for those whose registration is RECEIVED by May 23rd, so order online to reserve your shirt! BEER SPONSORS BELOW
http://www.metrobrewing.com/
http://www.gooseisland.com/

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Sunday May 29 at 1 pm, on-out promptly at 1:30 pm
Hares: Virgin Banger, Smell This, Lifa, Calvin Klein and Rent a Virgin
LOCATION: O’Lanagan’s bar, at 2335 West Montrose Avenue, Chicago
A –B run The B will be at DANK-HAUS 4740 N. Western Ave. Chicago Cost = $35 this will get you great food, and Metropolitan Brewing Company Beer!!! plus a T-shirt
Hash Hotels: Arlington House (~$50 night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

Your Friendly Neighborhood Snatchsquatch here to remind all of you that Memorial Day is quickly approaching and that if you haven’t regoed yet, you’d better do so soon before the time is too late! We’re practically giving regos away this year at the low-low price of $35 (before May 23rd) – remember that this price includes an awesome tech shirt (valued at $20), two beer stops, and an awesome on-after including multiple kegs of beer and catered food at the historic DANK-Haus. So head on over to www.chicagohash.com and register today!
-Snatchsquatch

Here are the details:

Date: Sunday, May 29th
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Start Time: 1:00 PM

Starting Location: O’Lanigan’s at 2335 W. Montrose Ave.

Circle, On-On party and Dinner: The Dank Haus at 4740 N. Western Ave.

Cost: $35 (until May 23rd, $40 thereafter)

What you get:

· A fantastic Dri-Fit shirt designed exclusively for the event.*

· Two unbelievably shitty trails (runners & walkers) featuring not one, but TWO beer stops.

· Kegs of Goose Island 312 Urban Ale at both beer stops and at the on-on party.

· Fun and games at the beer stops.

· A classic Chicago-style circle run by Calvin Klein and Beer Spill Valdez.

· Our own private party room and balcony at Lincoln Square’s historic DANK Haus.

· Dinner, catered by Robinson’s ribs

* Register by May 23rd to get a shirt.

www.chicagohash.com

Just click on the glaring red link in the upper right corner to be taken to the rego form. You may pay by PayPal, by check or in person to Snatchsquatch (the GM).

Chicago HHH Run #1662
Sunday 5/30 – 1:00 PM

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, and Rent a Virgin

Venue: O’Lanagans

Hash Cash: $35 until May 23 and $40 from May 24 until Day of Event!!!

Kick off Summer 2010 the right way with the 6th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Dank Haus. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER and tons of great food.

Sunday May 30 at 1 pm, on-out promptly at 1:30 pm

Hares: Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, and Rent a Virgin
LOCATION: O’Lanagan’s bar, at 2335 West Montrose Avenue, Chicago
A –B run The B will be at DANK-HAUS 4740 N. Western Ave. Chicago Cost = $35 (or $40 depending when you rego) this will get you great food, Goose Island and Metropolitan Brewing Company Beer!!! plus a T-shirt
Hash Hotels: Arlington House (~$50 night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/
Sponsored by 312 and Metropolitan Brewing

Mail your Rego to Batteries using the below information OR use paypal (it’ll cost you $2 extra for the paypal fees)

Hash Name
Nerd Name
Home Hash
Shirt Size (S, M, L, XL)
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HASH NAME___________________________________Kennel_____________ Shirt size ________

E-mail____________________________________________ phone ___________________________

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