Category: Memorial Day

Chicago HHH #2033 – Saturday 5/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N Elston
Hash Cash: $15

From da GM: This bad boy is included in your weekend rego for Memorial Day – if you didn’t pay for the whole weekend, its $15 cause we’ll have food and more shenanigans than usual.

From da Hare: It’s my birthday! Bring me down-downs!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Montrose. Downstairs grab the 78 Montrose bus going west. Exit the bus at Elston and hoof it a block north to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Montrose. Go upstairs and grab the 78 Montrose bus going east. Exit the bus at Keeler and hoof it up to Keeler and Elston and the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Keeler and Elston – there is, amazingly, street parking on Keeler.

Memorial Day 2016
Saturday, May 28 – Monday, May 30, 2016

| Online Registration | Who’s Cumming | Potluck Info |
| Friday Info | Saturday Info | Sunday Info | Monday Info |

Summer is officially here!

Come out and join the Chicago Hash House Harriers as we kick the Summer of 2016 off in style with our annual Memorial Day Celebration. This year we’ve got three days of shitty trails, local beer, delicious food, and debauchery planned for your entertainment.

Also included in your rego is a custom giveaway (details forthcumming). We’re printing up a super-limited edition piece of haberdashery for this event, but since you already have too many hash shirts, it’s an add-on to your regularly priced rego.

Looking to save some money? Be sure to rego early for the entire weekend (Main Event & Weekend price will increase $10 after the first 30 regos and then again at 60 regos). Online Registration will disappear on Thursday, May 26, so if you’re not regoed by then you’ll have to pay the walk-up prices listed to the right – you snooze you lose, bitches, and this is your punishment for making it impossible for us to tell how many people to buy food and booze for.
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
& WALK-UP PRICE:

Friday, May 22 – 7PM
Memorial Day Pre-Pre-Lube Pub Crawl
Pay As You Go

Saturday, May 28 – 2PM
Chicago H3 #2033
Memorial Day Pre-Lube Trail
$15

Sunday, May 29 – NOON
Chicago H3 #2034
Memorial Day Main Event
$65
Potluck Info

Monday, May 30 – NOON
Chicago H3 #2035
Memorial Day Hangover Trail
$10

TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE – $90

Speaking of booze and food? We’ll have a traditional Memorial Day cookout on Sunday, and the delicious spread you’ve come to expect from It’s Too Soft’s Roofdeck on Monday. We promise that you’ll be given the chance to properly gorge yourself after trail on each of the three days. We’ll also have a mix of local craft beer kegs from the usual suspects (specifics TBD, check back soon) for you to drink before, after, and during trail on each of the three days as well – remember to bring your favorite vessel with you.

If you’re looking to save yourself even more money, we’d love to feature your homemade side-dish or desert as well – you can sign up to bring a potluck dish. If you sign up (by Thursday, May 26) to bring a potluck dish to share to the main event we’ll give you $5 cold cash money back when you arrive.

CURRENT PRICE:

Main Event Registration: $55*
Weekend Registration: $65*

Main Event Rego
(Sunday Only) Weekend Rego
(BEST DEAL)
Super-Saver Rego (First 30) $35* $45*
Regular Price Rego (Next 30) $45* $55*
Procrastinator Rego (Everyone Else) $55* $65*
Walk-Up Asshole Rego $65* $90*
* – Price listed does not include the awesome shirt, which is $14 extra.

Kennel Count & Who’s Cumming

Regos Sold: 59

Next Price Increase: Walkup Assholes

Chicago H3 – 25
Bi Hole Her
ButtSteph
Creamthroat Willie
Cums on All Bases
Dr. Cockvorkian
Drill in My Box
Feather
Fetus Envy
Foamy Discharge
Gay Dancer
Golden Shartches
Hoosier Daddy
Let Me Blow
Lifa
Momma Strangelove
Pegacorn
Pythagorean Semen
R Tard E
R2-DoMe
Salty Gash
Skull & Bone’her
Snatchsquatch
Stiffy for Stiffies
Two Girls, One Cupcake
Up the Ash

Thirstday H3 – 6
Fire in the Hole
One Fuck Chuck
Rotten
Slippery Fingers
TampOn-TampOff
Taste the Rainbow

Madison H3 – 4
Jelly Boobs
Kwusty the Fwown
KY My Ass
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

Wang2Mouth H3 – 4
Glory Hole
Little Trojan Annie
The Dark Kunt
WJew-40

Austin H3 – 2
Brrr
Silent But Deadly

Big Hump H3 – 2
Donkey Style
International House of Penis

Friendly Toast H3 – 2
Furry Spice
O’Shitty Runch

Homeless H3 – 2
Hickey No Dickey
Shriveled In London

Blooming Fools H3 – 1
Weird Al Spankabitch

Bushman H3 – 1
Horn E

Carolina Larrikins H3 – 1
Merkin Not Required

Chicago Full Moon H3 – 1
Fuck Your Circle

Flour City H3 – 1
Pizza Ass

First Urbana-Champaign Kennel (FUCK) H3 – 1
Hobopiss

Hooch’s Cooch H3 – 1
Crashtestblowme

I’m So Confused H3 – 1
Canned P*ssy

Waukesha H3 – 1
It’s Too Soft

White House H3 – 1
Wreath Around

Wildcard H3 – 1
Fibocrotchi Seecunts

Your Mom H3 – 1
Roofie Ragu

Chicago HHH #1971 – Monday 5/25 – 12 Noon (-ish, it’s a hangover!)
Hare(s): It’s Too Soft, Gayping Panda Hidden Homo & W-Jew 40
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck – 933 W Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $10, unless you paid for the whole weekend package

Following CH3 #1964 where one of the beer stops represented a “soft opening” for the Party Central SkyDeck, we proudly present Opening Day 2015 as the Capstone event for CH3 Memorial Day Weekend 2015!

First, we launch this grand enterprise of hashing with what is expected to be the most magnificent (maleficent?) trail of the weekend through some of the most utterly horrific urban shiggy ever witnessed by man or beast anywhere in the very-seldom-hashed nether regions that are the Green Zone, courtesy of the most unlikely jambalaya of hares seen in the CH3 “Modern Era”. Bolt cutters, furnishing dental records to the Cook Couny Coroner’s Office beforehand and a change of socks and shoes are highly recommended.

Then, we’ll finish off this most glorious weekend with a Foofdeck party of the highest order, starting with a veritable Niagra Falls of PBR (and other similar high-quality craft brews)-fueled Beerstravaga and make a run at challenging last year’s Foofdeck Memorial Day Hangover record of blasting through thirteen (!!!) 30-packs of beer. Also concurrent with the foofdeck’s traditions, copious quantities of grilled foodstuffs and loads of various sides will also be provided, all included in your hash cash of $10 or as part of the full weekend package. Come hungry. Very hungry.

Included in hash cash will be fabulously fashonable hash swag in the form of a high-quality TBOX nylon drawstring bag of recent vintage. Supplies are limited, first come, first served.

Also likely to manifest themselves are the traditional foofdeck shenanigans such as flippy cup and/or beer pong to carpet bomb the hash with beer back to the Stone Age. Management does politely request that all potential hook-ups be conducted off-premises as the bed linens have been freshly laundered.

After drinking (literally and figuratively) directly from this veritable fire hydrant of unbridled mayhem and debauchery, you’re probably gonna want to just go ahead and call in sick on Tuesday. Or dead. Such is the legend and lore of The Original Hash Party Foof.

You have been warned.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 bus North to Diversey or Blue Line to Logan Square. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going East. Exit at the Brown Line station at Sheffield, hoof it North on Sheffield and then East to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Hoof it up to the roofdeck and plead with It’s Too Soft to give you a guest parking pass, then hoof it back down to your car to discover that you’ve already been ticketed. City’s got to get paid somehow! Or you can park on street around Jonquil Park two blocks South of Diversey at Lincoln/Sheffield/Wrightwood.

Chicago HHH #1970 – Sunday 5/24 – 12:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Graduates of the R Tard School for Hashers Who Want to Hare Good*
Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods Grove #3 – Approx. 5515 N. East River Rd
Hash Cash: $50

From da GM: This is the Memorial Day Main Event! Make your way out to Catherine Chevalier Woods Grove #3 and we’ll be there drinking and partying in the woods until the sun goes down. We’ll have picnic tables and a pavilion at our disposal, so we’ll be protected from the elements. Kegs will be tapped around 10AM, with on-out at 12:30. If you rego for the whole weekend, this one is included, otherwise it is $50. If you bring a sidedish to share (potluck-style, bitches), you’ll get $5 cold cash money back when you show up. Be sure to bring a vessel and an extra chair if you think you’ll use it.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Kimball. Go downstairs and grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 1 hour 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to East River Rd and Gregory. There’s parking inside the Forest Preserve for you, but your car has to be out by nightfall, so good luck with that. Be sure to back your car in, that way everyone knows you’re cruising.

* – And Do Other Things Good Too

Chicago HHH #1969 – Saturday 5/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her & Lifa
Venue: Chunder County – 2952 W. Nelson Sideyard
Hash Cash: $15

From da GM: Kick off Memorial Day in style with one final party at the Chunder County sideyard. We’ll have food and lots of beer to drink to make sure your wheels are properly greased for this epic weekend. Kegs will be tapped around noon, with on-out at 2:30. If you rego for the whole weekend, this one is included, otherwise it is $15.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Sacramento. Hoof it south to Nelson and then back east to the sideyard. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line to Belmont. Go upstairs and grab the 77 Belmont bus going east. Get off the bus at Sacramento, hoof it south to Nelson, and then back east to the sideyard. (Approx. 25 min)

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Nelson and Richmond – geotag your car, because you’re probably not going to be sober enough to drive it again until Monday.

Memorial Day 2015
Saturday, May 23 – Monday, May 25, 2015
| Online Registration | Who’s Cumming | Sunday Potluck Info |

Summer is officially here! Come out and join the Chicago Hash House Harriers as we kick the Summer of 2015 off in style with our annual Memorial Day Celebration. This year we’ve got three days of trails, beer, and debauchery planned for your entertainment.

We’re printing up a super-limited edition tank-top shirt for this event, it is $10 extra. There will be a giveaway, we’ll be sure to let you know once we figure out what that winds up being.

Looking to save some money? Be sure to rego early for the entire weekend (Main Event & Weekend price will increase $5 on April 13, April 27, & May 11). Registration will disappear on Thursday, May 21, so if you’re not regoed by then you’ll have to pay the walk-up prices listed to the right – you snooze you lose, bitches.

To supplement the food that we have planned for the main event, and to save yourself a little cash, you can sign up to bring a potluck dish. If you sign up (by Thursday, May 21) to bring a potluck dish to share to the main event we’ll give you $5 cold cash money back the day of the event. There will be food and drinks regardless, but this will help provide a wider variety of food options and help us focus money on the important things (beer).
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
& WALK-UP PRICE:

Saturday, May 23 – 2PM
Chicago H3 #1969
Memorial Day Pre-Lube Trail
$15

Sunday, May 24 – NOON
Chicago H3 #1970
Memorial Day Main Event
$50

Monday, May 25 – NOON
Chicago H3 #1971
Memorial Day Hangover Trail
$10

TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE – $75

CURRENT PRICE:
Main Event Registration: $40*
Weekend Registration: $45*

REGO TODAY
* – Price does not include commemorative tank-top shirt.

Chicago HHH Run #1908
Monday 5/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Gaping Panda Hidden Homo
Venue: Fuji’s Roofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram
From da Hares: Memorial Day Hangover! More beer and food than you can shake a stick at and the weather forecast is 85 and sunny so leave something in the tank for the Real Memorial Day!!

Hash Cash: $8 – Includes FOOD!!!! If you paid for the entire Memorial Day Weekend rego then your hash cash is already included.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram and climb the steps in back to the roof.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Diversey and transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going east or take the Blue Line to Logan Square and xfer to the Diversey 76. Get off the bus at the Brown Line stop, then hoof it up Sheffield and east on Wolfram. Go around back and climb the stairs to the roof.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. On street (no meters) parking on Sheffield South of Diversey and around Jonquil Park down by Wrightwood.

We will be heading back to Lincoln Tap Room again this year. Why? Because they are giving us a good deal on the beer.

Hares: Soul Taco & Roofie Ragu

There will be multiple beverage stops and a delicious assortment of food at the finish.

Chicago HHH Run #1906
Saturday 5/24 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her & Dr. Cockvorkian
Venue: Back Door County’s Sideyard – 2952 W. Nelson

From da Hares: Memorial Day Saturday Trail – Rego early for the whole weekend and save some cash!

Hash Cash: $10

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Sacramento, hoof it south to Nelson and then down the street to 2952 W. Nelson. Go through the gangway and around back to the find all the fun.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line towards O’Hare. Exit at Belmont and grab the 77 Belmont bus east to Sacramento. Hoof it south to Nelson and then down the street to 2952 W. Nelson. Go through the gangway and around back to the find all the fun.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Nelson and Richmond. Beware one way streets.