Category: Event & Theme Hash Runs

CH3 #1751

Chicago HHH Run #1751

Sunday 10/30 – 2:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E, Snatchsquatch, & Fistful of Pricks

Venue: The Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Halloween, bitches! Dust off those costumes one more time and join the Chicago Hash for our annual Halloween Hash. We’ll have a shitty trail, some prizes for those in costume, and other surprises for those in attendance.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Brown Line and head to Western. Hop off and jump on the Lincoln Ave bus heading North. Exit the bus just a few blocks later at Lincoln & Winnemac. The bar is on the West side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Ave bus North to Winnemac – hop off and walk a block West to Lincoln.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Winnemac, parking shouldn’t be too hard, but don’t park in the lot next to the bar, as you will get towed.

CH3 #1742

Chicago HHH Run #1742

Sunday 9/4 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Chicken Stiffer, That Thing That Vibrates, & Just Annie

Venue: Ollie’s Lounge – 1064 W. Berwyn Ave

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This is A —> B. There will be food and beer. Shag wagon for bags. There is a pool at the end so bring Swimwear. If you drive you will have to get your car after the trail. The B will be posted on the hash line after we start if you wish to make the ON-IN and it is CTA accessible.

From da GM: Labor Day? Already? Where the hell did the Summer go? Oh well, at least we’ve got one more big blow-out party planned for you – why else would you need three hares for a trail? Nevermind that two of them have never set trail before and that they’re being taught by the biggest free-ranging bastard in existence. Nope, this one is going to be a good one.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Berwyn stop and head East along Berwyn. If you can’t find the bar, you’re stupid. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Berwyn stop and head East along Berwyn. If you can’t find the bar, you’re stupid.

Driving 🙁 Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Berwyn and Winthrop. If you can find parking then you’re lucky because this neighborhood is as bad or worse than Lincoln Park for that shit. Also, this is an A —> B, so what the hell you driving for any way, stupid?

CH3 #1736

Chicago HHH Run #1736

Monday 8/1 – 7:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E

Venue: Weeds – 1555 N. Dayton St

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Hash Cash: $8

Event: The 3rd Annual White Trash Hash

From da GM: R Tard E makes his triumphant return to haring to lay trail for the 3rd Annual White Trash Hash. You are encouraged to dress up as if you grew up in a trailer park, or somewhere South of the Mason-Dixon Line for this puppy.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to North/Clyborn. Head South on Dayton. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop, transfer to the Red Line heading towards Howard. Get off the Red Line at North/Clyborn. Head South on Dayton.

Driving 🙁 Hop into your hooptie and cruise to North/Clyborn and fight through the Apple Store traffic to find a parking space.

“Super” Power of the Pussy (POP XI)

What’s that up in the sky? A bird? A plane? No, its the 11th Annual “Super” Power of the Pussy Hash! Come join the Chicago Hash House Harriers on July 8th, 9th, and 10th as we hand the keys to the kingdom over to the ladies of PoP once again!

Friday, July 8th – Pre-Lube (dress as your “alter ego”) –  Start the weekend off right with a 3-hour (8-11pm) drink deal for $20 . We’ll be at Joe’s on Weed (940 W. Weed), in a reserved section in their awesome outdoor patio. Show up as your “alter-ego.” The Peter Parker to your Spider Man, the “Bruce Banner” to your Hulk.
Saturday, July 9th – Main Event (Rego includes T-Shirt, beer, food) – Sully’s (1501 N. Dayton). Starting off at 3pm (on out at 3:30), the trail will have lots of great urban shiggy, multiple beer stops and themed games and challenges. The on-in will feature a summer BBQ buffet, multiple kegs of beer, and all the fun and shenangian’s you’d expect. Registration before June 23rd also gets you a tech t-shirt.
Sunday, July 10th – Hangover Hash: DFL Haus (2208 W. Diversey). Foofdeck. What more do you need? Regular hash cash. ($8)

May 2nd – May 9th (’til midnight) – Limited engagement early registration: $35.
May 10th – June 9th – $40.
June 10th – 20th $45 (T-shirt deadline)
June 21 – July 9 – $45. Shirt not guaranteed. In cash at the hashes or via paypal (+$2).

Who Is Coming?
Sin Calzones – CH3
Fistful of Pricks – CH3
Dark Side of the Poon – CH3
Snatchsquatch – CH3
Salty Gash – CH3
Glory Hole – CH3
Corn Star – CH3
Taste The Rainbow – CH3
Two Girls, One Cupcake – CH3
Asscapades – CH3
O’Shitty Runch – CH3
Just Ehhh – CH3
RTard E – CH3
Just Fallyn – CH3
10 Dix with Wings – CH3
Magnetic Muff – CH3
Hump Me Dump Me – CH3
Cum In My Assfault – CH3
Finger Picking Good – Little Rock H3
Just Adriana – CH3
Batteries Not Included – CH3
Calvin Klein – CH3
WJew40 – CH3/OBH3
Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em -CH3
Just Mark – homeless
Uploader – CH3
Soggy Deposits – CH3
Soul Taco – CH3
Orgy Cum Dumpster – Big Hump HHH
Stink Palm – Big Hump HHH
Dewey Sexual System – Big Hump HHH
Disco Ass – STLH3
It’s too Soft – Waukesha (SUCKS!)
Rotten Whore – CH3
Mount Schwiiinga – CH3
Sandy Syphilis – CH3
Just Julie – CH3
Crop Duster – CH3
Goat Flow Opa/Just Nancy – CH3
TampOn-TampOff – CH3
Tell it to My Nipples – CH3
The Dark Kunt – CH3
Wang Chunks – CH3
Tinkle Trotsky – CH3
Half Fag – CH3
Dr. Fudge Knuckles – CH3
Beer Spill Valdez – CH3