Category: Event & Theme Hash Runs

CH3 #1827

Chicago HHH Run #1827

Sunday 1/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Lifa & Stab ‘em and Slab ‘em

Venue: Casa de Stab ‘em – 6530 S. University

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The annual “Snow Hash” returns! This is also the Hashiversary of WJew40, so there’s extra incentive to come and give him extra down-downs.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.
Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) a…t 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (65th St.?) zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1824

Chicago HHH Run #1824

Sunday 1/6 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Just Chris, Just Ernie, Just Jay, & Just Nick

Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor St

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From da GM: Not one. Not two, but FOUR “Justs” laying trail together. Yeah, there’s zero chance this one will be a disaster.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that sucker South to Washington/Wells. Transfer over to the Pink Line and ride it West to Polk. Head downstairs and hoof it east over to Ashland, then south to Taylor, and back east to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 9 Ashland Bus and ride it south to Taylor. Hoof it east over to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Loomis. Park your car and hope some UIC student doesn’t break in and pass out in the backseat.

CH3 #1821

Chicago HHH Run #1821

Anthrax 2012 Hangover

Sunday 12/16 – 11:00 AM

Hares: That Thing That Vibrates & Glitter Spitter

Venue: 31st Beach – Approx. 31st St & Moe Dr.

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Hash Cash: $5

From da Hares: We’ll be starting extra early for this one, as the hash will be meeting up with the boys from Tailgate 32 before starting out hangover trail. This will be A to B with transportation for whatever you need to the end.

From da GM: For those who are too hungover from the main event or just too lazy to walk more than five minutes from an El stop to hash, the on-after will be Four Treys (3333 N. Damen) and you’re more than welcome to join us there once we’re done. And no, we won’t be running straight to Four Treys from the tailgate, we’ll be running to an undisclosed El stop, at which point we’ll all take the CTA to the on-after.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Roosevelt. Hoof it east over to Michigan Ave and hop on the 3 King Drive Bus heading south. Ride that pony down to 31st St. Hoof it east to Moe Drive. Head north just a touch and you’ll find the entrance to the tailgate parking lot. Look for the Tailgate 32 RV for the start of trail.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jackson. Transfer to the Red Line and then head south to Roosevelt. Hoof it east over to Michigan Ave and hop on the 3 King Drive Bus heading south. Ride that pony down to 31st St. Hoof it east to Moe Drive. Head north just a touch and you’ll find the entrance to the tailgate parking lot. Look for the Tailgate 32 RV for the start of trail.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 31st and Moe Drive. Pay out the ass for Bears tailgating parking.

CH3 #1820

Chicago HHH Run #1820
Anthrax 2012
Saturday 12/15 – 1:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E, WJew-40 & Rusty Grundle
Venue: O’Neil’s On Wells – 411 S. Wells St
Hash Cash: $65

From da GM: This is it, the main event. We’ll have an especially shitty trail through the heart of downtown Chicago, awesome food, a t-shirt, tag, and hazmat suit, and the bar all to ourselves for this event.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Quincy/Wells. Head downstairs and hoof it South on Wells to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to LaSalle. Head upstairs and hoof it West on Congress to Wells and then North to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and Congress. There might be parking, but let’s be honest, you’re not driving to this one.

CH3 #1819

Chicago HHH Run #1819
Anthrax 2012 Pre-Lube
Friday 12/14 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Clark Kunt
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $25

From da Hares: We have two trail options for you – you can choose from a typical Chicago trail with two beer stops, or you can choose a pub crawl trail with pre-arranged drink specials. Both groups will then meet up at the on-in for several hours of drinking and debauchery. Both of these options are A-B and runners will have your bags and all other necessities transported for you.

From da GM: For those possibly coming into town late, have other obligations earlier in the evening, or inclined to get lost on trail when a city uses a freaking grid system – this hash will be winding up at the O’Malley’s West (2249 N. Lincoln Ave) just down the street from Irish Eyes. We’ll have the upstairs to ourselves starting at 10PM and have beer and food available. Don’t be afraid to join us later if you can.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Diversey. Hoof it South on Sheffield and then turn South on Lincoln. Bar will be on the East side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 73 Armitage Bus East to the Armitage Brown Line. Transfer to the El and take the Brown Line North to Diversey. Hoof it South on Sheffield and then turn South on Lincoln. Bar will be on the East side of the street.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Lill. This is an A to B trail and this is Lincoln Park, so you’ve going to have to walk back to your car to feed the meter.

Anthrax 2012

Anthrax 2012

Anthrax 2012
The Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run

Dec 13th-16th, 2012

Biohazard Madness Since 2002

Nothing says that the holidays are just around the corner like donning your finest hazmat suit and your favorite santa hat and romping around downtown Chicago trying to scare the hell out of all the holiday shoppers. Now in our eleventh year, The Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run is back once again in 2012.

We’ve got a truly memorable weekend in store for everyone this time out, so don’t be shy – there are only 130 spaces available so be sure to rego right away for this disaster of biblical proportions!

You have two pricing options for this weekend – the first is an all-inclusive package that covers the cost of trails on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. The second option covers only the cost of Saturday’s main event. Don’t worry though, if you don’t know your schedule in advance you can pay at the door for all events, though you will wind up paying a little extra if you can’t make up your mind early.

Weekend Package

INCLUDES:

Thirstday (12/13 – 7PM) – $8 a’la carte
Your regularly scheduled Thirstday trail haired by O’Shitty Runch

Friday (12/14 – 7PM) – $25 a’la carte
Your Choice of a Mini-Pub Crawl with Pre-Negotiated Drink Specials or a Regular Hash Trail with 2 Beer Stops
Transportation for Your Bags From The Start to the Finish
Both Groups Meet Up to End the Night @ Beaumont’s With Hours of Pizza & Beer

Saturday (12/15 – 1PM) – $45-$65 a’la carte ($45 until Nov 5th, $55 until Dec 12th, $65 after)
Private Party @ O’Neil’s on Wells
Awesome Food
Long Sleeve Hash Shirt & Tag Immortalizing the Event with a design by Mt. Schwiiinga
Customizable Hazmat Suit to wear on trail (markers not included)
Chicago-style Circle RAed by one of our Veteran RAs
Limitless Debauchery

Sunday (12/16 – 11AM) – $8 a’la carte
Hangover trail beginning at the Bears-Packers tailgate
Extra long, extra shitty circle

COST:
$75 (until Nov 5th) – $31 savings
$85 (until Dec 12th)* – $21 savings

* – no guarantee of a shirt, tag, or a hazmat suit if regoing after Dec 1st

Payment Options:

(1) Fill out the paypal form at right.**

(2) Download the registration form, print & fill it out, and pay Snatchsquatch at your next Chicago H3 Hash.

(3) Download the registration form, print & fill it out, and mail it along with a check payable to “Brett Gray” to the following address:

B. Gray
4306 N. Saint Louis Ave 3C
Chicago, IL 60618

(4) Show up the day of the event with cash and have everyone pissed off at you.

** – Paypal fees apply

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Hash Name / Home Hash

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Coming in from out of town? Not to worry. There are plenty of options for getting to and from Chicago. You can always fly in O’Hare (ORD) or Midway (MDW), take the Amtrack in to Union Station, take the Mega Bus, or you could even carpool up with your closest hash friends.

Need crash space? Don’t worry about that either – shoot Two Girls, One Cupcake an email by 5pm on Monday, December 10th and she’ll coordinate with the rest of the Chicago H3 group to set you up with the perfect crash space partner (after that you’re on your own). Let her know how many people are coming, what nights you need crash space, and if you have any specific requests. If you’d rather find your own crash space you’re also welcome to post a message either in the comments, in our Yahoo! Group, on our Facebook page, via e-mail, or over our twitter, and we’ll do our best to set you up with a welcoming hasher. If you don’t want to stay with hasher, that’s cool too – the Chicago H3 suggests finding a room at the Travelodge Downtown Chicago as it is just a few blocks from the Main Event on Saturday. You can also try the Days Inn Lincoln Park or at the Chicago Getaway Hostel, but be advised that no group rate has been procured from these institutions.

Still not convinced? Let’s see who else is coming:

Hash Name Home Hash
Dewey Sexual System Big Hump H3
Snatchsquatch Chicago H3
Weird Al Spankabitch Blooming Fools H3
Just Ehhh Chicago H3
Feather Chicago H3
Three Inch King Big Hump H3
Lifa Chicago H3
2:19 From Chicago Big Hump H3
Free Mustache Rides Big Hump H3
Disco Ass St. Louis H3
Ass Capades Chicago H3
Clark Kunt Chicago H3
Two Hairnets Chicago H3
Lock Nut Monster Big Hump H3
Pool Job Chicago H3
O’Shitty Runch Chicago H3
That Thing That Vibrates Chicago H3
Two Girls, One Cupcake Chicago H3
Pees Like A Princess Big Hump H3
Ginger Snatch Chicago H3
Math Sucks, Let’s Fuck! DC Road Whores H3
Wreath Around White House H3
TrAInWrECk Big Hump H3
Just Brian #3 Chicago H3
Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack DC Road Whores
Sucks the Dick Indy Scent H3
Corn Star Chicago H3
Return to Gender Madison H3
Hood Whorenament Chicago H3
Lucy St. Louis H3
Cuntput Indy Scent
Sphincter Grease Waukesha H3
Roll-On Washington DC H3
EOD Hill Country H3
Rhotan Second City H3
Just Mary Chicago H3
Fistful of Pricks Voodoo H3
Totally Anal Second City H3
Smells Like Twat Sweat Thirstday H3
Slippery Fingers Thirstday H3
Sandy Syphilis Chicago H3
Drill in my Box Chicago H3
Sorry I Swallowed Chicago H3
Chunder Pussy Chicago H3
Reverse Muff Diver Chicago H3
Chicken Stiffer Chicago H3
Poultry Fucker Chicago H3
Just Brian #42 VIRGIN RUN!
The Dark Kunt Thirstday H3
Back Door County Chicago H3
Hoosier Daddy Chicago H3
Just Noga Chicago H3
Glory Hole Chicago H3
Urine Love California Larrikins H3
Just Grace Thirstday H3
Faming Flaggett Dallas Urban H3 (DUHHH)
IV Dallas Urban H3 (DUHHH)
Cookie Cumster Waukesha H3
Finger Pricking Good Little Rock H3
Rotten Chicago H3
It’s Too Soft Waukesha H3
Brown Eye for the Gay Guy DC Road Whores

Where’s Everyone Coming From?

Kennel # Regoed
Chicago H3 29
Big Hump H3 6
Thirstday H3 4
DC Road Whores H3 3
Waukesha H3 3
Dallas Urban H3 (DUHHH) 2
Indy Scent H3 2
Second City H3 2
St. Louis H3 2
Blooming Fools H3 1
California Larrikins H3 1
Hill Country H3 1
Little Rock H3 1
Madison H3 1
Voodoo H3 1
Washington DC H3 1
White House H3 1

CH3 #1817

Chicago HHH Run #1817

Sunday 12/2 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Specklebird

Venue: Casa de Specklebird – 4611 W. Warwick

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Idiot’s Day! We’ll be doing a joint hash wish Second City once again.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line North to Sheridan. Tranfer downstairs to the 80 Irving Park bus heading West. Bust out a book because you’re going to be on this sucker until you get to Kilpatrick. Exit the bus at Kilpatrick and hoof it South to Warwick, then back East until you get to 4611.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Irving Park. Transfer to the 80 Irving Park bus heading West. Get off the bus at Kilpatrick and hoof it South to Warwick and then back East until you get to 4611.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Warwick and Kenton.

CH3 #1815

Chicago HHH Run #1815

Saturday 11/17 – 3:00 PM

Hares: Soul Taco

Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont Ave

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Turkey Time, bitches! We’ll be having a pot luck along with the hash, so be sure to bring your favorite Thanksgiving treat to share with everybody. Be sure to note the date and time change.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 77 Belmont Bus West to Central Park. Hoof it over to 3641 W. Belmont.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to the Belmont stop. Either be super lazy and transfer onto the 77 Belmont Bus heading West and ride that over to Central Park, or just hoof it over to 3641 W. Belmont.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise up to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1814

Chicago HHH Run #1814
Sunday 11/11 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Forest Glen Woods – 5450 N. Forest Glen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Veteran Day – in honor of such, you may wear something that represents one of the branches of the Armed Forces in absence of hasberdashery.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line out to Berwyn. Go downstairs and transfer onto the 92 Foster Bus. Grab a book to read as you’ll be riding that sucker West out to Elston. Hoof it North on Elston and then North on Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Bus North to Foster. Transfer over to the 92 Foster Bus and ride that puppy West to Elston. Hoof it North on Elston and then North on Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise up to Elston & Foster. Head North on Elston and then make a right and head North onto Forest Glen. Forest Preserve will be on your left after you pass the Metra station – be sure to back your car into a parking space so that everyone knows you’re cruisin’.

CH3 #1813

Chicago HHH Run #1813
Sunday 11/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Glory Hole
Venue: Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This is a Chuckin’ Pumpkin hash – either bring a pumpkin from home or grab one on trail because at the end we’ll be seeing who can toss their’s the furthest.

From da GM: This will be your last chance to rego for Anthrax for the low-low price, so bring extra cash.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Western. Hoof it North along Lincoln Ave until you get to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western Bus North to Winnemac – then West on Winnemac over to Lincoln. Bar is just North of Winnemac on Lincoln.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln. There’s a parking lot next to the bar.