Category: Event & Theme Hash Runs

CH3 #1874

Chicago HHH Run #1874

Sunday 10/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hoosier Daddy & Hood Whorenament

Venue: Trinity – 2721 N. Halsted

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Halloween! Wear your sluttiest costume!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Diversey and Halsted, hoof it there, you lazy wanker.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to Halsted. Transfer over to the 8 Halsted bus going North. Stay on that until you get to Diversey.

Driving ?

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Halsted – enjoy paying for parking, sucker.

CH3 #1872

Chicago HHH Run #1872
Sunday 10/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This will be our post-Marathon Beer Stop hash. Come give out beer to all the racists and come to the hash after.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south through the loop. Thanks to the construction, you’ll be going towards 63rd/Ashland and will want to exit the train at 35th-Bronzeville-IIT. After that hoof it two blocks north to 33rd and two blocks west to Wells & the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the loop. Transfer to the Red Line and thanks to the construction, you’ll be going towards 63rd/Ashland and will want to exit the train at 35th-Bronzeville-IIT. After that hoof it two blocks north to 33rd and two blocks west to Wells & the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells. Thanks to the marathon, you’ll have to plan on getting their from either the south of the west, because streets north and east of there will be closed.

CH3 #1865

Chicago HHH Run #1865
Sunday 9/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer, Poultry Fucker, & One Fuck Chuck
Venue: Three Kitty Tavern – 2241 W. Ainslie #1
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Labor Day, so we’ll be having our hash on Sunday so you can get properly drunk and use your day off to recover from the hangover you’ll invariably give yourself.

From da Hare: Jello Shots and food are a strong possibility.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Hoof it north along Western and then turn east on Ainslie. Entrance will be in the alley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western bus north to Ainslie/Lincoln. Hoof it east and the entrance will be in the alley.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ainslie and Oakley – marvel at the amount of street parking that is available in neighborhoods not named Lincoln Park and Lakeview.

CH3 #1860

Chicago HHH Run #1860
Monday 8/5 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Gaping Panda
Venue: Weeds Tavern – 1555 N Dayton
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The White Trash Hash makes it to it’s fifth consecutive year!

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to North/Clybourn, then hoof it south on Dayton to the corner of Dayton and Weed.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus and ride it east to North/Clybourn. Then hoof it south on Dayton to the corner of Dayton and Weed.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Dayton and Weed.

CH3 #1858

Chicago HHH Run #1858
Sunday 7/28 – 12:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont

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Hash Cash: $5
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west. Get off the bus at Central Park and hoof it another half block to Soul Taco’s.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Belmont, then hoof it west on Belmont to Soul Taco’s.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1857

Chicago HHH Run #1857
Power of the Pussy XIII – POPapalooza
Saturday 7/27 – 1:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: VFW Blackhawk – 1000 N. Milwaukee, 2nd Floor

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Hash Cash: $40
From da Hares: The kegs will be tapped promptly at 1PM with Chalk Talk and trail to follow at 2PM. We’ll have beer, trail, giveaways, beer, food, karaoke, beer, and the venue all to ourselves for several hours before the hipsters descend and devour us all.
From da GM: The VFW is a private venue and permits smoking indoors. Bring your medicine if you need it, but as a courtesy to your fellow hashers, please do not smoke inside.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line towards the Loop. Exit at Chicago and transfer to the 66 Chicago bus heading west. Get off the bus at Racine, hoof it North to Milwaukee, and then continue north across the Kennedy and over to Augusta.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 56 Milwaukee bus and ride that sucker south to Augusta.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Augusta and Milwaukee.

CH3 #1856

Chicago HHH Run #1856
Friday 7/26 – 7:00 PM
Hares: POPapalooza Girls
Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison

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Hash Cash: $15
From da Hares: This will be an A-B Late Night “Fat Boy” Trail. On-Out will be at 9PM instead of the usual 7:30PM so that you’ll have more time to booze it up beforehand. Don’t worry too much about running, because I’m pretty sure the entire pack will be drunk before the trail even begins.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. If you can’t find the bar after that, you’re an idiot.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus north to Addison, then hoof it west over to the El tracks and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison and Lincoln, you may be able to find parking, but since this is A to B there’s no telling where we’ll end up.

Power of the Pussy XIII (POPapalooza)

Power of the Pussy XIII
Friday, July 26 – Sunday, July 28, 2013

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The ladies of Chicago H3 return once again for our annual celebration of all things Pussy. This year’s theme is “Popapalooza,” a riff on Chicago’s resident alternative music festival that takes place every year down in Grant Park at the beginning of August. With that in mind, the ladies have scoured the city and selected the most hipster-riffic location so that you can get your fill of poorly dressed art school students suckling at the breast of their parents trust funds.

HARRIETTE LINEUP:
Back Door County
Drill In My Box
Fire in the Hole
Gerbil in the Ass
Ginger Snatch
Glitter Spitter
Monkey Semen, Monkey Do
Reverse Muff Diver
Salty Gash
That Thing That Vibrates
The Dark Kunt
Weekend Registration: $45
Next Price Increase: July 1st

SHIRTS SOLD SEPARATELY!! Pre-order your shirt to guarantee size & design

Schedule of Events & a’la carte Pricing

Friday, July 26th – 7PM, On-Out at 9PM
Chicago H3 #1856
Hash Cash: $15

We’ll start off the weekend with an A-B Late Night “Fat Boy” Trail. Don’t worry too much about running, because I’m pretty sure the entire pack will be drunk before the trail even begins.

Saturday, July 27th – 1PM
Chicago H3 #1857
Power of the Pussy XIII
Hash Cash: $40 walk-up

The ladies of PoP have secured the VFW Blackhawk* (1000 N. Milaukee, 2nd Floor) and the kegs will be tapped promptly at 1PM with Chalk Talk and trail to follow at 2PM. We’ll have beer, trail, giveaways, beer, food, karaoke, beer, and the venue all to ourselves for several hours before the hipsters descend and devour us all.
* – The VFW is a private venue and permits smoking indoors. Bring your medicine if you need it, but as a courtesy to your fellow hashers, please do not smoke inside.

Sunday, July 28th – NOON
Chicago H3 #1858
Hash Cash: $5**

If somehow, someway you manage to escape the clutches of skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts, dust off your hangover and join the ladies for one last run of the weekend.
** – Pay for the entire weekend, get the hangover hash FREE!!

CH3 #1846

Chicago HHH Run #1846
Monday 5/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: MYSTERY HARE!
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $5

From da GM: If you manage to somehow survive this shitshow of a weekend, dust yourself off and make your way back to the Skydeck for a good old fashioned hangover trail. Since we all know It’s Too Soft throws a good party, I’m sure there will be food and plenty of beer to be consumed.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram, head around back and climb those stairs!

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Diversey, transfer over to the 76 Diversey bus and ride that pony east to the Brown Line station. Hoof it a half block north on Sheffield, then cut into the alley – take the stairs on the first building after you cross under the El and continue up to the rooftop.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Wolfram.

CH3 #1845

Chicago HHH Run #1845
Sunday 5/26 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch, Chunder Pussy, & Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Lincoln Tap Room – 3010 N. Lincoln Ave

Hash Cash: $40 until April 21st, $50 until May 12th, $60 until May 22nd, $70 at the door

From da GM: Okay wankers, this is it, the main event. We’ll be meeting up at Lincoln Tap Room starting at NOON and circling up for Chalk Talk promptly at 1PM. Don’t be late. We’re got an awesome trail planned for you with not one, not two, but three beer stops. When we’re done with trail we’ll head back to the bar for circle, food, and booze. And once that’s done, we may just wind up at the Party Central Skydeck for a nightcap.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Lincoln and Wellinton.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Wellington and then hoof it east to Lincoln Ave.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Wellington.