CH3 #1896

Chicago HHH Run #1896

Sunday 3/16 – 2:00 PM

Hares: EpiPenis

Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: I’ll be setting trail in honor of St. Patrick’s Day & International Virgin’s birthday. There will be tags, great shots, and some good beer. And I’ll try to keep trail around 4 miles

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Montrose. Go downstairs and get on the 78 Montrose bus going West. Exit the bus at Elston and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Montrose. Go upstairs and transfer onto the 78 Montrose bus going east. Exit the bus at Keeler and then hoof it north to Elston and the bar.

Driving ?

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler.

CH3 #1894

Chicago HHH Run #1894
Sunday 3/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Moe’s – 2937 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west. Exit the bus at Central Park and hoof it south, then turn south on Milwaukee to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it west along Belmont, then south on Central Park and south on Milwaukee.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Central Park.

CH3 #1890

Chicago HHH Run #1890
Sunday 2/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Blue Line Lounge – 1548 N. Damen
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Stupor Bowl Hash!

From da Hares: This will be an A to B trail with food and football at the end of trail. If you get lost or are late, head to Casa de WJew (2300 W. Wabansia). We’ll have a main dish for everyone, and you’re encouraged to bring a side dish to share with everyone.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North & Clybourn, hoof it upstairs, resist the urge to buy a new iPad and get on the 72 North Ave bus heading west. Exit the bus at Damen and hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to the crotch of Wicker Park – Damen, Milwaukee, and North Ave.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North, Damen, and Milwaukee – marvel at how long it takes cars to travel through this clusterfuck of an intersection.

CH3 #1889

Chicago HHH Run #1889
Sunday 1/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Stab ‘em & Slab ‘em – 6530 S. University Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da hares: This is Snow Hash #6! The only hash run of the year guaranteed to have snow. Come join us for a romp through the environs of beautiful Hyde Park, Washington Park and Jackson Park. You may want to bring along an extra pair of shoes for this one.

After the run, the hares will be providing Italian beef sandwiches, but you are encouraged to bring along additional food/snacks to share with the group.

As a bonus, this will be a joint run with Second City HHH, which means you get 2 additional hares (LTA & WJew-40) to abuse during circle.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

By CTA Green Line: Take a green line train bound for East 63rd St. Ride it all the way to the end of the line. Walk east on 63rd St. then south on University as described above. Total walk time: 10~15 min.

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) at 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.) and zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1886

Chicago HHH Run #1886
Sunday 1/5 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Son of Spam & Fire Crotch
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south into the Loop. Transfer over to the Blue Line and ride that sucker towards Forest Park. Exit the Blue Line at Racine, then hoof it south to Taylor and then west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus south to Taylor, then hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Laflin.

CH3 #1883

Chicago HHH Run #1883
Anthrax 2013 Hangover
Sunday 12/15 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Mystery Hares
Venue: Lincoln Square Lanes – 4874 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $5

From da GM: We’re starting early so that we have plenty of time to drink our hangovers from the weekend away.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line to Western – hoof it north up Western and then north up Lincoln.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus north to Argyle, hoof it north on Lincoln.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Western.

CH3 #1882

Chicago HHH Run #1882
Anthrax 2013 Main Event
Saturday 12/14 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Fistful of Pricks, EpiPenis, & Bi-Hole Her
Venue: A.J. Hudson’s – 3801 N. Ashland Ave
Hash Cash: $60

From da GM: Bar is “pay-as-you-go” until Chalk Talk at 1PM. We have food, fun, and giveaways, so don’t miss out.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. Hoof it east on Addison and then north on Ashland.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Grace.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Grace and Ashland – good luck finding parking, but let’s be honest you shouldn’t be driving after this disaster.

CH3 #1881

Chicago HHH Run #1881
Anthrax 2013 Pre-Lube
Friday 12/13 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $25

From da Hares: You have the option of running a trail with multiple beer stops or plopping your butt on a bar stool and getting a head start on drinking. There will be a place to store your bags at O’Malley’s West.

From da GM: We have a private room upstairs starting at 9PM and we’ll have plenty of beer flowing and food for people to enjoy. If you’re not running, you’re on your own for drinks until the room opens.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus heading east. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north and ride that sucker up to Belden. Hoof it east to Lincoln and then south to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Belden – have fun paying for parking until 10PM because some idiots in city hall thought we could get the 2016 Olympics.

CH3 #1878

Chicago HHH Run #1878
Saturday 11/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: This is our Pre-Thanksgiving Hash – bring an item for the pot luck dinner after trail!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: 77 Belmont bus west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it west to Soul Taco’s or be super lazy and take the 77 Belmont bus there.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1876

Chicago HHH Run #1876
Sunday 11/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Loafers – 2600 W. Lawrence
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: The “Pumpkin Chuckin” Hash returns for a second year – bring your old Jack O’Lantern or find one on trail that you can destroy.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Rockwell, then hoof it north to Lawrence – bar is on the corn

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western bus north to Lawrence, then hoof it west to Rockwell. Bar is on the corner.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lawrence and Rockwell.