Category: Milestones

CH3 #1800

Chicago HHH Run #1800
Saturday 8/25 – 12:00 PM
Hares: The Ladies of PoP
Venue: LaBagh Woods, Grove #2 – Near Foster & Cicero
Hash Cash: $50

From da GM: This is it, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Kegs will be tapped promptly at 12 noon with chalk talk set to take place at 1PM. The ladies have assured me that they’ve planned an immaculately shitty trial with multiple beer stops, a dazzling array of games, & delicious food to stuff your faces with! Be sure to bring some shiggy socks and a dry bag with you – this trail is going to be nasty!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that puppy North to Berwyn. Go downstairs and jump onto the 92 Foster bus. Get good and comfortable. Exit the bus at 4635 W. Foster, cross the street, and walk through the trees into LaBagh Woods. Grove #2 is the Southernmost grove.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that puppy out to Jefferson Park. Transfer over to the 92 Foster bus and ride that puppy East to 4635 W. Foster. Cross the street and walk through the trees into LaBagh Woods. Grove #2 is the Southernmost grove.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Keating. Cross the street and walk through the trees into LaBagh Woods. Grove #2 is the Southernmost grove.

We had to move the start time up because we’ve only got the park until sunset, but once the sun goes down, the party will continue at O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston Ave), just a short walk from the park and another one of our favorite bars here in Chicago.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that puppy to Montrose. Transfer onto the 78 Montrose bus heading West. Exit the bus at Elston and hoof it a block North to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that puppy out to Montrose. Tranfer onto the 78 Montrose bus and tide that puppy East to Keeler. Hoof it North on Keeler to Elston.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler. There’s probably parking out here, but let’s be honest, you’ll be too drunk to get home anyway.

CH3 #1600

Chicago Hash #1600 5.24.09, 2pm @ Claddaugh Ring – 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash

May 24, 2009 7:33 am / itstoosoft

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Odor Eater, and Rent-a-Virgin
Venue: A-B starting at Claddagh Ring – 2306 W. Foster (Western Brown Line Stop)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $18 this will get you great food and lots of great GOOSE ISLAND BEER and a free #1600 shirt for the first 50 hashers to sign up!
Kick off Summer 2009 the right way with the 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Virgins’ casa. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER, tons of great food and party games to keep those whose Ritalin perscriptions have run out entertained! !

• A –B run The B will be at CASA DE VIRGIN BANGER and RENTA VIRGIN

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Foster & Oakley.

Who’s Cumming?

Anal Assault
Batteries No Included
Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off
Calvin Klein
Chicken Stiffer
Cop-U-Later – Waukesha HHH
Crop Duster
Cuma Slutra
Ez on the Ass
Feelin’ Lucky C*** – Waukesha HHH
Fishlips – Indyscent HHH
Fuji / Its Too Soft
Gigner Snatch
Grumpy Crotch Muncher
Hoosier Daddy
Horny Again
Ice Princess
Just Amiele
Just Christine
Just Genesis
Just Kelly
Just Sarah
Just Shania
Just Todd
LIFA

Motor Whore-a
Mount Schwiiinga
Mouthful of Meat
OnOff – Blentar HHH Sweden
Oral Pursusaion – Indyscent HHH
PackHer Ass
Peterbilt?
Pissing Ditzy – Indyscent HHH
Poultry F*cker
Pussy Wipt – El Paso
R-Tard-E
Renta Virgin
Rotten’ Whore
Salty gash
ShowMe Your Tits – Indyscent HHH
Smell This
Snatchsquatch
Super Stuf’her
Virgin Banger
Wall Bang’her

• COST= $18 this will get you great food and lots of Beer Maybe a t-shirt?? The prepaids who hit the deadline will get shirts, after that it’s a roll of the dice! But for 18 bucks where else in Chicago can you get this kind of all-day entertainment?? The defense rests.

• Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night)
http://www.lpndaysi nn.com/index2. html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

• Also a few hashers have offered up some Crash space so lease e-mail me if you wish to go this route chickenstiffer@ gmail.com

http://www.megabus. com/us/ For vistors who wish to travel for cheap.

CHICAGO HASH #1600 $18 Until May 1st $22 until May 10th $26 Until May 23rd and Finally $30 at the DOOR!!
If you pay via Paypal, including PayPal fees the prices are $18.82 until 5/1, $22.94 until 5/10, $27.05 Until May 23rd

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Chicken Stiffer & Erin Go Buff
CH3-GM’s

CH3 #1500

Chicago HHH 1500th Run
-+-+-> Saturday, July 21, 2007 – Chicago 1500 THE MAIN EVENT!
Hare(s): TBA [you really don’t want to know!]
Venue: Weed’s – 1555 N. Dayton, Chicago
Cost: TBA (current estimate approx. $35 for pre-registration)

Includes:
Souvenir Chicago HHH Giveaway (TBA, possibly more than one)!
This trail will be unlike any ever run in Chicago through downtown Chicago’s Landmark sites (most tourists don’t see this much in one day!)
MULTIPLE Beer Stops!
Food and Beer at the on-in until the wee hours
Brought to you by the same team of trained party professionals that put together Chicago’s wildly successful 1469/Anthrax Hash, plus other Chicago Hash party veterans… you thought Anthrax was big, this Category 5 DrinkStravaganza will take it totally off the hinges!!!
~~~~~ Also to round out a COMPLETELY INSANE weekend of hashing…

-+-+-> Thursday, July 19 Thirstday HHH #190
Hare(s): Assflac & Rear Loader
Venue: The Globe Pub – 1934 W Irving Park Rd (just West of the Irving Park Brown Line Station, if it’s still open!)

-+-+-> Friday, July 20 Chicago 1500 Pre-Lube Pub Crawl
Hare(s): It’s Too Soft (of 12 Bars of Christmas fame/infamy) and other unindicted co-conspirators
Venue: Starting bar TBA but will be in either Lincoln Park or the Southport Corridor (Cubs are in town this weekend 🙁 otherwise this would be the 4th Annual Ten Innings @ Wrigley Pub Crawl!)
9-12 bars total! You will get totaled, might even sleep right on through 1500 itself!
It’s gonna be another Fuji pub crawl… ’nuff said!

-+-+-> Sunday, July 22 Big Dogs HHH Hangover Hash
For those few left standing – Run in the WOODS!!!
Hare(s): TBA
Venue: Forest Glen Grove Forest Preserve
Registration information, hash hotel accommodations, and final costs to be announced soon. Check out chicagohash.com for the latest 4-1-1 on THE Chicago Hash event of 2007!!!

And don’t forget to mark you calendars for Sunday, December 17, 2007 for Chicago’s 6th Annual Anthrax Hash. Right now it’s returned to being a Sunday Special Event Hash, however as you know in Chicago, “everything is negotiable”.

CH3 #1400

Chicago Hash #1400
8/29/2005 Monday at 7PM

Hares: Horn-E, Milk My Yak & Rear Loader
Venue: Goose Island brewpub on Clybourn & Sheffield
Cost: $20.00

You will get a Big Dogs Pre-lube on 8/28 (even if you can’t go, the price is the same), A great trail by three veteran hares. A great beer stop sponsored by Thirstday H3. Appetizers and snacks provided by Goose Island. 2 hours of all we can drink Goose Island Beer.

CH3 #1300

9/28/2003
Sunday

Chicago Hash 1300!! Beach Party Hash

Hares: No Penetration, Stilletto Slut, Virgin Banger, heir Meister
Venue: Weeds, 1555 N. Dayton, Chicago (corner of Dayton and Weed). Yea, where POP was!
Time: 2:00 Cost: $25 Sunday, Sunday…First Sunday Hash for the fall. Celebrating our 25th analversary of Chicago Hashing. Hash, Multiple beer stops, Long Sleever T-shirt, Kegs of beer, Food! Register by Wed Sep 24th to receive your free hash patch & sticker or hash foot keychain/bottle opener! Contact Meister via return email for a pdf registration form. “Five times the cost of the Second City Hash, and Twice The Fun!”