Author: Snatch Squatch

Marathon Beer Stop 2013

Chicago Marathon Beer Stop
Sunday 10/13 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Approximately at Mile Marker 23 – Corner of 33rd & LaSalle St

From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering near Mile Marker 23 (the corner of 33rd and LaSalle) to hand out beer to those crazy enough to run the Chicago Marathon. Since this is a volunteering opportunity, we’re asking everyone to bring booze and dixie cups so that we can better hand out beer to the runners. If you are coming, it is also important to remember that thanks to Chicago’s archaic laws, you cannot buy beer on Sunday until 11AM, so plan ahead and buy a case on Saturday.

If you forget to get booze beforehand, don’t worry – you’re still welcome to come and assist and hang out. The more the merrier. Signs are also strongly encouraged to show support for your fellow racist hashers. It is also strongly encouraged that you bring your hashing clothes, since the hash will be starting just a few blocks away.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head towards 95th/Dan Ryan. Exit the train at 35th/Sox Park and take the 33rd St Exit (that’s away from US Cellular Field, you boneheads). Once you’re up to the street, head East on 33rd St. If you can’t find us you’re either blind or stupid.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line and head towards 95th/Dan Ryan. Exit the train at 35th/Sox Park and take the 33rd St Exit (that’s away from US Cellular Field, you boneheads). Once you’re up to the street, head East on 33rd St. If you can’t find us you’re either blind or stupid.

Driving 🙁 Don’t even try it. Everything is going to be shut down for the marathon, so even if you’re able to get your car down there you’re probably going to run into a ton of parking problems.

CH3 #1872

Chicago HHH Run #1872
Sunday 10/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This will be our post-Marathon Beer Stop hash. Come give out beer to all the racists and come to the hash after.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south through the loop. Thanks to the construction, you’ll be going towards 63rd/Ashland and will want to exit the train at 35th-Bronzeville-IIT. After that hoof it two blocks north to 33rd and two blocks west to Wells & the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the loop. Transfer to the Red Line and thanks to the construction, you’ll be going towards 63rd/Ashland and will want to exit the train at 35th-Bronzeville-IIT. After that hoof it two blocks north to 33rd and two blocks west to Wells & the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells. Thanks to the marathon, you’ll have to plan on getting their from either the south of the west, because streets north and east of there will be closed.

CH3 #1871

Chicago HHH Run #1871
Sunday 10/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Its Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Note the date change, its October, which means we’re back to running on Sundays.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it north up Sheffield, then east on Wolfram to 933 W. Wolfram. Then trek up the stairs around back to the rooftop.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line into the Loop, transfer to the Brown Line at Clark/Lake and ride that sucker to Diversey. Hoof it north on Sheffield, then east on Wolfram to 933 W. Wolfram. Then trek up the stairs around back to the rooftop.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Wolfram.

CH3 #1870

Chicago HHH Run #1870
Monday 9/30 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Lincoln Square Lanes – 4847 N. Lincoln Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Western, then hoof it north up Lincoln Ave to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western Bus north to Ainslie. Then head west on Lincoln Ave to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln, Ainslie, & Western. Bowling alley is upstairs.

CH3 #1869

Chicago HHH Run #1869
Saturday 9/28 – 2:00 PM, On-out at 2:30pm.
Hares: Snotcho Momma
Venue: The Glenwood – 6962 N. Glenwood
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Its my birthday, come on out and celebrate my birthday by running a trail and drinking some brews. Expect some brats and a veggie (garden burger) option.
Probably should expect a turkey/eagle trail, with the eagle trail not exceeding 6 miles. Although, this is subject to change.

The venue is dog friendly.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line to Morse. Exit downstairs and hoof it north on Glenwood on the west side of the tracks.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer onto the Red Line at North/Clybourn. Exit the train at Morse and hoof it north on Glenwood on the west side of the tracks.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Morse and Glenwood.

CH3 #1868

Chicago HHH Run #1868
Monday 9/23 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Hoosier Daddy
Venue: Lincoln Tap Room – 3010 N. Lincoln Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Southport, Wellington, & Lincoln. Bar is just up Lincoln on the west side of the street.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Wellington. Hoof it east over to Southport, Wellington, & Lincoln. Bar is just up Lincoln on the west side of the street.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Southport, Wellington, & Lincoln.

CH3 #1867

Chicago HHH Run #1867
Monday 9/16 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Clark Kunt & Just Drew
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: I really need to have a word with the hare razors, this hash needs more 3 mile trails and fewer 7 mile trails.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line down to Sedgwick, then hoof it east on North Ave and south along Wells to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus to Wells. Hoof it south to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and North Ave – bring lots of quarters, cause parking is expensive down here.

Pint 4A Pint 2013

From Chicken/ Chuck Stiffer:

Dear Chicago Hash,

I know it may be something you do not think about but blood donations are down in the area so please consider donating in the next couple of weeks. My school is running a blood drive on Sept. 18 and we would like to see you donate here or any LIFESOURCE blood donation center across the city or suburbs. If You donate please use the CODE: AH85 at the donation center because our school gets credit for your donations which gives us money for students scholarships.
http://www.lifesource.org/donate-blood/where-to-donate/community-donor-centers/
The above link is location of donation centers across the city and suburbs hopefully you can donate in the next couple of weeks and help raise the blood supply in the area.

CHICKEN STIFFER

From Snat ChSquatch:

The Ace Bar (1505 W. Fullerton) is just down the street from the Fullerton LifeSource location. I set NOON for the start time, but you can obviously show up earlier or later as need be, but keep in mind that LifeSource closes at 1:30PM. Click the above link that Chicken provided and get yourself an appointment.

Oh, and Hood Whorenament says we can steal a bunch of Lagunitas if anyone has a backyard/roof/whatever, so we might wind up somewhere else.

CH3 #1866

Chicago HHH Run #1866
Monday 9/9 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E, Super Stuffer & Calvin Klein
Venue: Wabash Tap – 1233 S. Wabash
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Super Stuffer AND Calvin Klein haring a trail together? What is this, 2008?

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to Roosevelt, then hoof it a block east to Wabash and south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson heading south to Roosevelt. Hoof it a block east to Wabash and then south to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabash and Roosevelt.

Mismanagement Meeting & Wingsday

Venue: O’Malley’s West
Time: 6PM

You know the deal.

O’Malley’s West. After work. Beer. Wings. Trivia. Karaoke. (If we make it that far.)

A brief CH3 mismanagement meeting will take place at 7PM – we’re looking for people to help with planning this year’s Anthrax celebration, so if you have any ideas please come and participate.