CH3 #1742

Chicago HHH Run #1742

Sunday 9/4 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Chicken Stiffer, That Thing That Vibrates, & Just Annie

Venue: Ollie’s Lounge – 1064 W. Berwyn Ave

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This is A —> B. There will be food and beer. Shag wagon for bags. There is a pool at the end so bring Swimwear. If you drive you will have to get your car after the trail. The B will be posted on the hash line after we start if you wish to make the ON-IN and it is CTA accessible.

From da GM: Labor Day? Already? Where the hell did the Summer go? Oh well, at least we’ve got one more big blow-out party planned for you – why else would you need three hares for a trail? Nevermind that two of them have never set trail before and that they’re being taught by the biggest free-ranging bastard in existence. Nope, this one is going to be a good one.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Berwyn stop and head East along Berwyn. If you can’t find the bar, you’re stupid. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Berwyn stop and head East along Berwyn. If you can’t find the bar, you’re stupid.

Driving 🙁 Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Berwyn and Winthrop. If you can find parking then you’re lucky because this neighborhood is as bad or worse than Lincoln Park for that shit. Also, this is an A —> B, so what the hell you driving for any way, stupid?

CH3 #1741

Chicago HHH Run #1741
Monday 8/29 – 7:00 PM

Hares: O’Shitty Runch

Venue: Rocking Horse – 2535 N. Milwaukee Ave

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: It’s gonna be an A to B. The B is relatively close to the A. Starts out of the Rocking Horse on Milwaukee in Logan Square. I’ll try to make sure a shaggin’ wagon is available for people’s crap then we’ll go pick up the car after the beer stop, which is the On In. I’m looking at having at least 10 bottles of champagne – gonna be a fancy pants hash. And food. There will probably be some food.

From da GM: Hopefully O’Shitty Runch has learned his lesson from the last time he hared a CH3 run (#1715 back in April), and this trail won’t be especially shitty. I’m not holding my breath.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop onto the 74 Fullerton Bus going West and head over to Milwaukee. Hoof it Northwest up Milwaukee a few blocks – if you hit Logan Square you’ve got too far.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Head Southeast down Milwaukee.

Driving 🙁
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Logan – knife fight some hipsters on bicycles for a parking spot.

CH3 #1740

Chicago HHH Run #1740
Saturday 8/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Glory Hole

Venue: Paulie’s – 1750 S. Union St

Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Traditionally this is our Greek Town run, but it looks like another great hash bar is closing on us, so we’ll be running out of Paulie’s and maybe working out way up to Greek Town instead.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop onto the 8 Halsted Bus going South and head down to 18th St. Hoof it East over to Union.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Grand. Head out of the subway and transfer onto the 8 Halsted heading South. Stay on the bus until 18th St, then hoof it East over to Union.

Driving 🙁
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Union and 18th.

CH3 #1739

Chicago HHH Run #1739

Monday 8/22 – 7:00 PM

Hares: 10 Dix With Wings & Way Too Much Jism

Venue: Loafers – 2600 W. Lawrence

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: 10 Dix With Wings has been really busy all summer long doing something or another, but now she swears that she’s done and that she’ll be able to hash with us once again. In order to celebrate, she’s going to lay trail – you know, because not running often leads to the hares have only the best ideas for trail!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Rockwell. Hoof it North to Lawrence. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western. Transfer to the 49 Western Bus heading North. Hop off the Bus at Lawrence and hoof it West to Rockwell.

Driving 🙁 Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Rockwell and Lawrence.

CH3 #1738

Chicago HHH Run #1738

Monday 8/15 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Man-o-Whore & Virgin Banger

Venue: Jefferson Tap (325 N Jefferson St. Chicago, IL 60661)

Hash Cash: $8

From the Hares: May be A-to-B and A may change, so please check this site on Monday.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: You’re screwed no matter what route you take. Closest dropoff points are either #8 Halstead bus to Fulton St or Red Line to Lake, Transfer to Green Line (which is a delicious Goose Island Pale Ale), and take the that to Clinton. It’s up to you to figure out how to move your legs towards the bar. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Grand. Continue walking down Milwaukee, turning south on Desplaines. Finally, take a left on Wayman.

Driving 🙁 Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Wayman & Jefferson. Not sure why we include this instruction, because if you’re too stupid to Google this, maybe you shouldn’t have a driver’s license.

Mismanagement Meeting

Hey everybody, want to have a say in the way that the hash is run? Well you’re in luck, because we’ll be having a Mismanagement Meeting TONIGHT! And on top of that we’re having it at a bar with cheap booze and cheap wings to munch on. Hoo daddy! So come on out to O’Mally’s West (2249 N. Lincoln) tonight – the meeting starts at 7, but we’ll be there early at around 6 to make sure we’re good and liquored up before making important hash decisions!

Seriously though, here’s what we’ll be talking about tonight:

I. State Of the Hash
a. Attendance
b. Hash Cash
c. Hare Line
d. Haberdashery

II. Public Affairs
a. Website
b. Business Cards
c. Twitter/New Media
d. Phone Line

III. Events
a. PoP Recap
b. Labor Day
c. PAWS
d. Marathon
e. Halloween
f. Mustache/Movember
g. Thanksgiving
h. Anthrax
i. Chinese New Year

IV. New Business

And if you get a hold of me before 5pm and let me know, I can bring you one of the snazzy new “RUN CH3” shirts.

On-On,
Snatchsquatch

CH3 #1737

Chicago HHH Run #1737

Monday 8/8 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Back Door County

Venue: Hidden Shamrock – 2723 N. Halsted St

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare:We have the back room and they have $5 burger specials..why wouldn’t you want to join!
There may be a special surprise at the Beer Stop (oh wait, I guess it’s never a surprise anymore…it’s more of an expectation now)

From da GM: The Queen of the Jello Shot will be laying trail, so get your tongues ready!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Diversey. Head East on Diversey to Halsted.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop, transfer to the Brown Line. Brown Line to Diversey. Head East to Halsted.

Driving 🙁
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Halsted. Wait a hundred years for a parking spot to open up.

CH3 #1736

Chicago HHH Run #1736

Monday 8/1 – 7:00 PM

Hares: R Tard E

Venue: Weeds – 1555 N. Dayton St

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Hash Cash: $8

Event: The 3rd Annual White Trash Hash

From da GM: R Tard E makes his triumphant return to haring to lay trail for the 3rd Annual White Trash Hash. You are encouraged to dress up as if you grew up in a trailer park, or somewhere South of the Mason-Dixon Line for this puppy.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to North/Clyborn. Head South on Dayton. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to the Loop, transfer to the Red Line heading towards Howard. Get off the Red Line at North/Clyborn. Head South on Dayton.

Driving 🙁 Hop into your hooptie and cruise to North/Clyborn and fight through the Apple Store traffic to find a parking space.