CH3 #1896

Chicago HHH Run #1896

Sunday 3/16 – 2:00 PM

Hares: EpiPenis

Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: I’ll be setting trail in honor of St. Patrick’s Day & International Virgin’s birthday. There will be tags, great shots, and some good beer. And I’ll try to keep trail around 4 miles

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Montrose. Go downstairs and get on the 78 Montrose bus going West. Exit the bus at Elston and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Montrose. Go upstairs and transfer onto the 78 Montrose bus going east. Exit the bus at Keeler and then hoof it north to Elston and the bar.

Driving ?

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler.

CH3 #1895

Chicago HHH Run #1895
Sunday 3/9 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Feather & Dr. Cockvorkian
Venue: Chipp Inn – 832 N. Greenview Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line down to Chicago. Transfer to the westbound 66 Chicago bus upstairs and ride that pony to Greenview. Exit the bus and hoof it a block north to Fry – bar is on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus going south and ride that sucker to Chicago. Exit the bus and hoof it a block east on Chicago and then a block north to Fry – bar is on the corner.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fry and Greenview.

CH3 #1894

Chicago HHH Run #1894
Sunday 3/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Moe’s – 2937 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west. Exit the bus at Central Park and hoof it south, then turn south on Milwaukee to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it west along Belmont, then south on Central Park and south on Milwaukee.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Central Park.

CH3 #1893

Chicago HHH Run #1893
Sunday 2/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hood Whorenament & EpiPenis
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line to Fullerton. Hoof it east on Fullerton and then north on Lincoln to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Go downstairs and hop on the Red Line. Exit the Red Line at Fullerton, then hoof it east on Fullerton and north on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Altgeld and Lincoln.

CH3 #1892

Chicago HHH Run #1892
Sunday 2/16 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Mount Schwiiinga
Venue: Rocks Lincoln Park – 1301 W. Schubert
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: MBA Hash (I’m graduating, you’re drinking!) The trail will consist of 1-3 beer stops with business related challenges. Those that pass will receive honorary tags.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 76 Diversey bus west to Lakewood, then hoof it south to Schubert and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus north to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to Lakewood and then north to Schubert and the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Schubert and Lakewood.

CH3 #1891

Chicago HHH Run #1891
Sunday 2/9 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her, Snotcho Momma & Just Tina
Venue: Edgewater Lounge – 5600 N. Ashland
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Winter Olympics Hash! I’ve heard there will be games, possibly of the drinking variety.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Bryn Mawr, then hoof it west to Ashland and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Bryn Mawr/Ashland. Exit the bus and locate the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ashland and Bryn Mawr – marvel at how boring and useless the far North Side is.

CH3 #1890

Chicago HHH Run #1890
Sunday 2/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Blue Line Lounge – 1548 N. Damen
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Stupor Bowl Hash!

From da Hares: This will be an A to B trail with food and football at the end of trail. If you get lost or are late, head to Casa de WJew (2300 W. Wabansia). We’ll have a main dish for everyone, and you’re encouraged to bring a side dish to share with everyone.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North & Clybourn, hoof it upstairs, resist the urge to buy a new iPad and get on the 72 North Ave bus heading west. Exit the bus at Damen and hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to the crotch of Wicker Park – Damen, Milwaukee, and North Ave.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North, Damen, and Milwaukee – marvel at how long it takes cars to travel through this clusterfuck of an intersection.

Super Bowl Kickball 2014

Hey Ballas – ARE YOU READY FOR SOME KICKBALL!!!??

February Madness is back again for 2014 with “Lunatic Bowl XIV” on Super Bowl Sunday in the traditional frosty confines of Jonquil Park in Lincoln Park. Yes this sounds completely insane but just ask anyone who’s done it before… you just can’t pay for this kind of entertainment!!

Here’s the tradition – on Super Bowl Sunday Festa’s old school crew would gather at Jonquil Park (Wrightwood, Sheffield & Lincoln) around 10:30am for friendly game of kickball in the snow and to have a few drinks. We use orange traffic cones as the bases (regular white bases don’t show well in the snow) and there would be traditional “team meetings” between innings to take hits from a bottle of Mad Dog kept under the second base cone.

A group of 12-15 is ideal and it’s a great warmup for all those Super Bowl parties later in the day. As you are playing kickball in the snow (and some are also drinking), little or no athletic ability is required or makes much of a difference. Yes, this is the same game of kickball we played in third grade.

In keeping with ritual and tradition the 2014 game will be held at the spiritual home of Festa Super Bowl Sunday Kickball, Jonquil Park at the intersection of Wrightwood, Sheffield & Lincoln. It’s also close to environmentally-friendly public transportation (Fullerton Red/Brown Line, Sedgwick 37, Fullerton 74, Halsted 8, Diversey 76 and Clark 22 buses) and parking is usually quite ample for Beverly Hills 60614 as it’s Sunday.

Note this is a Chicago Park District property so please don’t show up with a half barrel, a case of beer or other conspicuous alcohol. Bottles in bags or pre-mixed drinks have done us well in the past.

I will bring all the sporting goods (traffic cones and foursquare balls) for the game thanks to my participation in kickball league in Milwaukee back in the day so just come as you are and bring yourself and your favorite refreshment i.e. “warm you up drink” (like schnapps, hard cider, Mad Dog, etc) or any nonalcoholic potables for those so inclined.

I will try and get Festa himself to make another celebrity appearance at this event he originally founded back in the ’90’s for a classic matchup between Team Fuji “the Harlem Globetrotters” vs. Team Festa “the Washington Generals”.

As always there will be lots of post-kickball actual Super Bowl (the other game that day) activities to choose from and postgame we’ll probably have a drink or two and warm up at a nearby tavern as there are a “few” bars on Lincoln between Fullerton & Diversey.

A few quick things to keep in mind:

1) Please remember this is the beginning of February in CHICAGO so despite alleged global warming it will likely be VERY COLD and usually there will be snow on the ground so please dress appropriately. Speaking of which, this is an outdoor game so wear something you don’t mind getting a little dirt/mud/grass/snow on if you plan to play (cheering sections are welcome too).

2) I will be there a little early to setup. Games will start after we get rough quorum and run as long as people are in the mood to play.

3) Please remember this is a Chicago Park District park so those who want to bring “grownup drinks” please be discreet. Note that many of us are watching some sort of football game afterwards (likely with more grownup drinks too) so pacing is not a bad idea.

4) The other usual playground rules apply – three strikes is a strikeout, as is a foul ball third strike (like in softball), there are no walks (everyone has to kick!). Runners cannot lead on bases and deliberate throws to the head are discouraged. Teams will be chosen odd/evens (avoid the dreaded “last picked in gym class syndrome”) and best out of three in rock-paper-scissors will determine which team kicks first.

5) Please don’t forget this is for fun. Those deemed “playing too competitively” may find themselves doing penalty shots of Mad Dog and/or Boone’s Farm. And don’t make me bust out the Malort. We will have longer than usual between inning breaks for folks to socialize too (another tradition).

See y’all Super Bowl Sunday 10:30am @ Jonquil Park! Game on!

Party on,

— Fuji