CH3 #1977

Chicago HHH #1977 – Saturday 6/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
Blue Line to Montrose and then 78 Montrose Bus to Keeler or Elston. Hoof it north to the bar.

Driving
Kennedy to Montrose, go east on Montrose to Elston then north. Free parking on the side streets.

CH3 #1976

Chicago HHH #1976 – Monday 6/22 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Stiffy For Stiffies
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8

HOUNDS! TECHNOLOGY IS ALLOWED ON TRAIL. HAVE A QR CODE SCANNER APP DOWNLOADED!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
Red Line to Wilson, then hoof it west on Wilson to Clark and north to the bar. Or take the 22 Clark bus to Leland.

Driving
Lake Shore north to Wilson, east to Clark, then north to Leland.

CH3 #1975

Chicago HHH #1975 – Monday 6/15 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Stiffy For Stiffies & Dickens Cider
Venue: The Chipp Inn – 832 N Greenview Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
Blue Line to Chicago, then grab the 66 Chicago Bus going west to Greenview. Hoof it a block north to the bar.

Driving
Take the Kennedy to Division St. Go west on Division and then south on Ashland. Go back east a block on Fry and you’re there.

CH3 #1974

Chicago HHH #1974 – Monday 6/8 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch
Venue: Danny’s Tap Room – 2218 N. Western Ave.
Hash Cash: $8

Directions:

CTA: Blue Line to Western & Milwaukee. Walk north on Western a half mile or so to 2218. From Lincoln Park area, use Fullerton bus (74) to Western and walk south or Armitage bus (73) to Western and walk north.

Driving: I-90/94 (Kennedy) to Fullerton/Western Ave. (exit 47A). Take a left (west) on Fullerton and go a short distance to Western. Turn left (south) on Western and drive to 2218.

CH3 #1973

Chicago HHH #1973 – Monday 6/1 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Chipendale & Lifa
Venue: Montrose Saloon – 2933 W. Montrose Ave.
Event: Hare birthday run
Hash Cash: $8

Directions:

CTA: Brown Line to Franscisco Station. Walk south on Francisco to Montrose and then west a 1/2 block. The Montrose bus (route 78) will get you there as well. Exit at Francisco.

Driving: Montrose & California is the nearest major intersection. Parking shouldn’t suck too badly.

CH3 #1971

Chicago HHH #1971 – Monday 5/25 – 12 Noon (-ish, it’s a hangover!)
Hare(s): It’s Too Soft, Gayping Panda Hidden Homo & W-Jew 40
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck – 933 W Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $10, unless you paid for the whole weekend package

Following CH3 #1964 where one of the beer stops represented a “soft opening” for the Party Central SkyDeck, we proudly present Opening Day 2015 as the Capstone event for CH3 Memorial Day Weekend 2015!

First, we launch this grand enterprise of hashing with what is expected to be the most magnificent (maleficent?) trail of the weekend through some of the most utterly horrific urban shiggy ever witnessed by man or beast anywhere in the very-seldom-hashed nether regions that are the Green Zone, courtesy of the most unlikely jambalaya of hares seen in the CH3 “Modern Era”. Bolt cutters, furnishing dental records to the Cook Couny Coroner’s Office beforehand and a change of socks and shoes are highly recommended.

Then, we’ll finish off this most glorious weekend with a Foofdeck party of the highest order, starting with a veritable Niagra Falls of PBR (and other similar high-quality craft brews)-fueled Beerstravaga and make a run at challenging last year’s Foofdeck Memorial Day Hangover record of blasting through thirteen (!!!) 30-packs of beer. Also concurrent with the foofdeck’s traditions, copious quantities of grilled foodstuffs and loads of various sides will also be provided, all included in your hash cash of $10 or as part of the full weekend package. Come hungry. Very hungry.

Included in hash cash will be fabulously fashonable hash swag in the form of a high-quality TBOX nylon drawstring bag of recent vintage. Supplies are limited, first come, first served.

Also likely to manifest themselves are the traditional foofdeck shenanigans such as flippy cup and/or beer pong to carpet bomb the hash with beer back to the Stone Age. Management does politely request that all potential hook-ups be conducted off-premises as the bed linens have been freshly laundered.

After drinking (literally and figuratively) directly from this veritable fire hydrant of unbridled mayhem and debauchery, you’re probably gonna want to just go ahead and call in sick on Tuesday. Or dead. Such is the legend and lore of The Original Hash Party Foof.

You have been warned.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 bus North to Diversey or Blue Line to Logan Square. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going East. Exit at the Brown Line station at Sheffield, hoof it North on Sheffield and then East to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Hoof it up to the roofdeck and plead with It’s Too Soft to give you a guest parking pass, then hoof it back down to your car to discover that you’ve already been ticketed. City’s got to get paid somehow! Or you can park on street around Jonquil Park two blocks South of Diversey at Lincoln/Sheffield/Wrightwood.

CH3 #1970

Chicago HHH #1970 – Sunday 5/24 – 12:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Graduates of the R Tard School for Hashers Who Want to Hare Good*
Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods Grove #3 – Approx. 5515 N. East River Rd
Hash Cash: $50

From da GM: This is the Memorial Day Main Event! Make your way out to Catherine Chevalier Woods Grove #3 and we’ll be there drinking and partying in the woods until the sun goes down. We’ll have picnic tables and a pavilion at our disposal, so we’ll be protected from the elements. Kegs will be tapped around 10AM, with on-out at 12:30. If you rego for the whole weekend, this one is included, otherwise it is $50. If you bring a sidedish to share (potluck-style, bitches), you’ll get $5 cold cash money back when you show up. Be sure to bring a vessel and an extra chair if you think you’ll use it.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Kimball. Go downstairs and grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 1 hour 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to East River Rd and Gregory. There’s parking inside the Forest Preserve for you, but your car has to be out by nightfall, so good luck with that. Be sure to back your car in, that way everyone knows you’re cruising.

* – And Do Other Things Good Too