Chicago HHH Run #1949
Sunday 1/11 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Dick Harmonica
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line north to Wilson. Hoof it west on Wilson over to Clark and then north to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Eastwood/Damen Brown. Hoof it up to Leland and then east to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.
Chicago HHH Run #1948
Sunday 1/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Son of Spam & Crotch Fire
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop. At Jackson transfer to the Blue Line going out toward Forest Park. Get off the train at Racine. Hoof it south to Taylor and then west to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and head towards the Loop. Exit the train at Racine, then hoof it south to Taylor and west to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Laflin.
Chicago HHH Run #1947
Sunday 12/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Rhotan & Wet Up To Here
Venue: Metro Deli & Cafe – 210 S. Canal St
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line going into the Loop. Exit the train at Quincy & Wells, hoof it north to Adams and then west across the river. Go south on Canal and then enter Union Station – Metro Deli & Cafe is just off of the Great Hall inside.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 56 Milwaukee bus going south. Get off the bus at Washington and Canal. Hoof it south on Canal to Union Station – Metro Deli & Cafe is just off of the Great Hall inside.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Jackson and Canal – pay a million dollars for parking because its Union Station.
Chicago HHH Run #1946
Sunday 12/21 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Half Fag
Venue: Lincoln Square Lanes – 4874 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: We’re letting Snatchsquatch and Half Fag hare the Anthrax 2014 Hangover Trail – party like its 2011!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line north to Western. Go downstairs and hoof it north on Lincoln Ave and then go upstairs to the bowling alley.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus north to Ainslie. Exit the bus and hoof it up Lincoln and go upstairs to the bowling alley.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Ainslie. Park in the McDonald’s parking lot and get a thousand cheeseburgers you fattie fattie no friends.
Chicago HHH Run #1945
Saturday 12/20 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Glory Hole, Dr. Cockvorkian, & Mystery Co-Hares
Venue: Country Club (formerly Rebel) – 3462 N. Clark
Hash Cash: $60
From da GM: Anthrax 2014 Main Event
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line north to Addison. Hoof it south down Sheffield, then back north on Clark to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the Red Line at Clybourn. Take the Red Line north to Addison. Hoof it south down Sheffield, then back north on Clark to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Clark – plan on paying out the ass to leave your car overnight because this is Anthrax, motherfucker!
Chicago HHH Run #1944 Friday 12/19 – 7:00 PM @ O’Malley’s West
December 15, 2014 7:19 am / SnatchSquatch / Featured
Chicago HHH Run #1944
Friday 12/19 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa and Furry Spice
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $25
From da GM: Anthrax 2014 Pre-Lube Trail – we’ll have the upstairs to ourselves all night! Beer will be flowing, food will be provided, you’ll probably black out!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line down to Fullerton, then hoof it east on Fullerton. Hoof it another couple blocks south on Lincoln to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the train at Fullerton, then hoof it east on Fullerton. Hoof it another couple blocks south on Lincoln to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln & Belden. Be prepared to pay for parking until 10PM and then have to come and pick up your car the next morning.
Anthrax 2014
Friday, December 19 – Sunday, December 21, 2014
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You’re cute Ebola, but the “mysterious white powder” that is anthrax has been causing public scares for over a decade now.
Join us once again at The Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run as we celebrate how a few stray dollops of flour can shut down an entire neighborhood. This year’s weekend of debauchery finds us once again hashing through the streets, alleys, and public parks of the Windy City.
Don’t forget to rego early – not only will you save yourself some cash, but this year space is limited. There’s only room for 100 of us this year, so we will be forced to turn people away at the door if we exceed that number. Rego today to guarantee your spot!
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS &
WALK-UP PRICE:
Fri, Dec 19th – 7PM –
Chicago H3 #1944
Anthrax Pre-Lube Trail – $25
Sat, Dec 20th – NOON –
Chicago H3 #1945
Anthrax Main Event – $60
Sun, Dec 21st – NOON –
Chicago H3 #1946
Anthrax Hangover Trail – $8
TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE – $93
CURRENT PRICE:
Main Event Registration: $50
Weekend Registration: $75
Chicago HHH Run #1943
Sunday 12/14 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dicken’s Cider
Venue: Casa de Dickens – 3723 W Eastwood
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line out to Kimball. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus and take that out to Hamlin. Hoof it south to Eastwood and then back east to Dickens.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out to Irving Park. Go downstairs and transfer to the 53 Pulaski bus. Ride that sucker north to Wilson, then hoof it east to Hamlin, north to Eastwood, and east to Dickens.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Hamlin and Eastwood.
Chicago HHH Run #1942
Sunday 12/7 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Two Girls, One Cupcake & Snatchsquatch
Venue: Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Go downstairs and grab the 49 Western bus going north. Hop off the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west a block to Lincoln and the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus going north. Hop off the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west a block to Lincoln and the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln – there’s a parking lot just south of the bar.
Chicago HHH Run #1941
Sunday 11/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Up The Ash & Mystery Co-Hare
Venue: Big Joe’s – 1818 W Foster Ave
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hare: Its my birthday! Give me shit!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line out to Berwyn. Downstairs transfer to the 92 Foster bus and ride that sucker out to Ravenswood. Hoof it over to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north and ride that sucker north. Exit the bus at Foster and Ravenswood and hoof it to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Ravenswood.
