CH3 #1968

Chicago HHH #1968 – Monday 5/18 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snotcho Mama
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park Rd.
Hash Cash: $8

Directions:

CTA: Blue line to Irving Park Station. Walk east on Irving Park a few blocks to 3932. If coming from the north side, take the Irving Park bus (route 80) west to Hamlin. Exit the bus and walk an additional 2 blocks west.

Driving: I-90/94 (Kennedy) to Irving Park Rd. (exit 44B). Turn right on Irving Park, then quickly left (north) on Pulaski. Turn right at the 1st street (Belle Plaine), then turn right (south) again at the next street (Harding). As you approach Irving Park, the bar will be on the corner and their small parking lot will be on your right before you reach Irving Park.

CH3 #1967

Chicago HHH #1967 – Monday 5/11 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Son of Spam
Venue: Bridgeport Inn – 2901 S. Archer Ave.
Hash Cash: $8

Directions:
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit:

CTA Orange Line to Ashland, then walk northeast along Archer Ave. to 2901.

Driving:
I-55 to Damen Ave. (exit 290). Turn left (south) at the top of the ramp. Turn left (east) on 33rd St. Turn left (northeast) on Archer, then drive to 2901.

CH3 #1966

Chicago HHH #1966 – Monday 5/4 – 7:00 PM
Hares: 69 Cent Man, Cuma Slutra, & Son of Spam
Venue: Bialystok Pub – 3653 W. Diversey
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: In Soviet Poland, constitution not worth paper written on!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown or Purple Line south to Diversey. Grab the 76 Diversey bus going west. Exit the bus at Lawndale, realize what a terrible mistake you’ve made, and go to the Moon Hash instead. (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out to Logan Square. Go upstairs and grab the 76 Diversey bus going west. Exit the bus at Lawndale, realize what a terrible mistake you’ve made, and go to the Moon Hash instead. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lawndale and Diversey. Realize what a terrible mistake you’ve made, and go to the Moon Hash instead.

CH3 #1965

Chicago HHH #1965 – Sunday 5/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn TampOff
Venue: Simone’s – 960 W. 18th St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: We’re adding in one more Sunday run, because Fake Mexican Holidays!

From da Hare: Trail will be A-to-B ending at Casa de TampOn (949 W 19th St). Bring your ID if you intend to drink before the On-Out because the bar won’t serve you unless you have it.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Ride that pony all the way to 18th St and then hoof it west to the bar. (Approx. 50 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going towards the Loop. Exit the Blue Line at Grand. Go upstairs and grab the 8 Halsted bus and say hello to the hashers coming from Lincoln Park/Lakeview. Ride that pony all the way to 18th St and then hoof it west to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th and Morgan.

CH3 #1964

Chicago HHH #1964 – Sunday 4/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Its Too Soft
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Spring has officially sprung. Having survived April, enjoy one more Sunday afternoon party on the roofdeck with food and fun and friends.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 bus north to Diversey. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going east. Exit at the Brown Line station, hoof it north on Sheffield and then east to 933 W Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs to the roofdeck. (Approx. 30 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Hoof it up to the roofdeck and plead with Its Too Soft to give you a guest parking pass, then hoof it back down to your car to discover that you’ve already been ticketed. City’s got to get paid somehow!

Wingsday & R Tard E Haring School #004

Venue: O’Malley’s West

Wingsday & R Tard E School Classes

ASSIGNMENT: We’ll be talking all about Checks! Bring your best tips & tricks for laying effective checks. We’ll talk about why checks are better than splits, what you need to consider to lay an effective check, and the times when checks simply don’t work.

No more trivia 🙁 Looks like there’s more time for classroom activities. Blackhawks v. Predators Stanley Cup Playoffs game at 8:30PM

$0.50 Wings, $3 Drafts, etc., etc.

CH3 #1962

Chicago HHH #1962 – Sunday 4/12 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hare: Its my birthday, gimme shit!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St. Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Leland and you’re there. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at the Brown Line station. Hoof it east on Leland over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.

CH3 #1961

Chicago HHH Run #1961
Saturday 4/4 – 1:00 PM
Hares: WJew40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Blue Line Tavern – 1548 N Damen Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Note the date change, we’ll be hashing on Saturday so that you can spend Sunday with your family celebrating zombie bunny day.

From da Hares: From the demented minds who brought you past Easter hashes such as EVERYTHING’S BIGGER IN TEXAS, EVERYTHING’S SMALLER IN ASIA, and EVERYTHING’S BETTER WITHOUT FOUR SCORE, we present you with this year’s Easter hash theme:

WE’LL TELL YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE CUZ IT’S A SECRET.

But it’s a really good theme, so be sure to show up for a debaucherous good time.

GAMES! PRIZES! FOOD! AND SO MUCH BOOZE!

**We’ll be providing a main dish but we are asking everyone else to bring side dishes & desserts.

TRAIL IS A-B. THERE WILL BE TRANSPORT FOR YOUR STUFF & FOOD FOR THE POTLUCK AFTER TRAIL.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clybourn. Go upstairs and grab the 72 North Ave bus and ride that west to Damen/Milwaukee. Hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Damen/Milwaukee/North and the bar. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, because that’s the B. Then hoof it over to the bar.