CH3 #2024

Chicago HHH #2024 – Saturday 3/26 – 2:00 PM

Hares: WJew-40, Little Trojan Annie, Stiffy for Stiffies, & Four Score in the Back Door
Venue: Green Eye Lounge – 2403 W. Homer St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s our regularly scheduled Pre-Easter Hash. Notice that we’ve moved the hash to Saturday so that you can spend time with your families on Sunday.

From da Hares:
– Bring money/debit card for trail if you want to play a game that has a prize.
– Bring food for potluck
– TRAIL IS A-B. There will be a shag wagon to transport food and your shit to the B. If you have some prep work to do on your food or you’re a control freak, you can cum to the B early and drop your shit off yourself (Hint: the B is Trojan Jew’s B&B&B). Just let LTA know.
– Free street parking at the B. At the A too, if you look hard enough. But we don’t recommend driving if you can help it.
– More than one game on trail. If you’ve never done an Easter trail….good luck.
– Four Score is back as a hare. We’re truly sorry.

From da GM (reprise): TL;DR

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage. Transfer to the 73 Armitage bus going west. Exit the bus at Western and the bar is below the El tracks on the west side of the street. (Approx. 30 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue line going towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Western and the bar is downstairs, under the El, on the west side of the street. (Approx. 5 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western and Homer. Avoid Western and Belmont at all costs, cause they’re removing the overpass.

CH3 #2023

Chicago HHH #2023 – Sunday 3/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa
Venue: J&M Tap – 957 N Leavitt
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: If you’re smart enough to avoid Big Hump Green Dress, be sure to come out for a shitty trail!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going south and ride that sucker to Clark/Division. Transfer upstairs to the 70 Division bus going west. Ride that sucker west until you get to Leavitt, then hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus south to Augusta, then hoof it west to Leavitt and the bar. (Approx. 10 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leavitt and Augusta, marvel at the gentrification.

CH3 #2022

Chicago HHH #2022 – Sunday 3/13 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Skull & Bone’her
Venue: Stanley’s – 1970 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Dust off your hangover from Chicago’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration and join us for a shitty trail. Don’t forget to set your clocks ahead an hour for Daylight Savings Time, otherwise you’ll “miss” this shitty trail!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus going south. Exit the bus at Clark & Armitage and then hoof it west over to Lincoln/Armitage/Sedgwick. Entrance to the bar is around the corner south on Segwick. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Sedgwick and hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 26 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln/Armitage/Sedgwick.

CH3 #2021

Chicago HHH #2021 – Sunday 3/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: RumpleStealsKids
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: My divorce has been finalized! Time to set a shitty trail and drink too much in celebration!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St. Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Leland and you’re there. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at the Brown Line station. Hoof it east on Leland over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.

CH3 #2020

Chicago HHH #2020 – Sunday 2/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N Wells
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Join us as we say goodbye to the old terrible GM and say hello to the new terrible GM.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Sedgwick, then hoof it east on North Ave over to Wells and then south to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Wells and hoof it south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North and Wells. Circle the block for an hour before realizing that this is Old Town, there’s no such thing as parking here.

Hash Ball 2016

Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2016 – Saturday 2/27 – 7:00 PM
Venue: Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $35 ahead of time / $40 at the door
Theme: Yacht Rock
Rego cash dollars in person to Soul Taco or PayPal to sbarne7 at gmail dot com

From da GM: Another year of hashing is in the books. We’ll reveal who the winners of last year’s Hash Awards are and determine who our new GM is!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Go downstairs and grab the 49 Western bus going north. Hop off the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west a block to Lincoln and the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus going north. Hop off the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west a block to Lincoln and the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln – there’s a parking lot just south of the bar – if you can’t park there, there is street parking on Winnemac west of Lincoln.

CH3 #2019

Chicago HHH #2019 – Sunday 2/21 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Son of Spam
Venue: Illinois Bar & Grill – 4165 W. 47 St
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Roosevelt. Go upstairs and grab the Orange Line going towards Midway. Exit the train at Pulaski and hoof it two blocks north to 47th St and then west to the bar (Approx. 55 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Go upstairs at Clark/Lake and grab the Orange Line going towards Midway. Exit the train at Pulaski and hoof it two blocks north to 47th St and then west to the bar (Approx. 50 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 47th and Kedvale.

CH3 #2018

Chicago HHH #2018 – Sunday 2/14 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Gay Dancer & I Eat Dick
Venue: Friar Tuck’s – 3010 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Valentine’s Day, so be sure to join us at the hash – we all know you’d be forever alone otherwise.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Broadway & Wellington – bar is just north on Broadway (Approx. 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer to the 36 Broadway bus at North & Clark. Exit the bus at Wellington and hoof it a bit north on Broadway to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Wellington – good luck finding parking.