Chicago Hash House Harriers – Page 56 – Every Week of the Year We Run for Beer

CH3 #1997

Chicago HHH #1997 – Sunday 10/11 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Horn E & Mudsucker
Venue: Turtle’s – 238 W. 33rd St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our post-Marathon hash. Marathon beer stop will start at approximately 10AM over on the corner of 33rd and LaSalle, just blocks from the bar. Bring beer, paper cups, and signs to cheer on all of those idiots.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going south. Exit the train at the Sox-35th station and take the north exit to 33rd St. Hoof it west over to bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson and take that south. Exit the train at the Sox-35th station and take the north exit to 33rd St. Hoof it west over to bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
There’s a marathon going on, leave your car at home.

CH3 #1996

Chicago HHH #1996 – Sunday 10/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Horn E, Lifa, & Stab ’em and Slab ’em
Venue: Jimmy’s Woodlawn – 1172 E. 55th St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: We’re back to hashing on Sunday afternoons, so if you go to the bar on Monday night you’ll be all by yourself.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going south. Exit the train at Garfield. Upstairs transfer to the 55 55th St Bus going east. Exit the bus at Woodlawn and you’re at the bar. (Approx. 55 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. At Jackson, transfer to the Red Line going south. Exit the train at Garfield. Upstairs transfer to the 55 55th St Bus going east. Exit the bus at Woodlawn and you’re at the bar. (Approx. 55 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 55th and Woodlawn.

CH3 #1995

Chicago HHH #1995 – Monday 9/28 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Magnetic Muff & Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: Angie’s – 3700 N. Kedzie
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is the final Monday evening hash of 2015 – we go back to Sunday afternoons in October.

From da Hares: Bring your ID on trail

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line going out to Kimball. Exit the train at Addison, go downstairs, and grab the 152 Addison bus going west. Exit the bus at Kedzie and hoof it a block north to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going out to O’Hare. Exit the train at Addison, then go upstairs and hoof it east. When you reach Kedzie, go north a block to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Kedzie & Waveland.

CH3 #1994

Chicago HHH #1994 – Monday 9/21 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Pegacorn
Venue: Rocking Horse – 2535 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: This is my first time haring, be kind and give me plenty of down-downs. Possibly A-to-B, so check back.

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown or Purple Line south to Diversey. Grab the 76 Diversey bus and go west to the Kedzie & Milwaukee/Logan Square Blue Line stop. Hoof it through the Square and then south on Milwaukee to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it through the Square and then south on Milwaukee to the bar. (Approx. 15 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Logan Boulevard.

Anthrax 2015

2015 is almost in the books and that can mean only one thing – time to get your butt to Chicago for The Great Chicago Anthrax Scare & Santa Hat Run before your relatives lull to sleep during the holidays with boring stories.

Once again, no street, alley, or public park in the Windy City is safe as we celebrate how a few stray dollops of flour can shut down an entire neighborhood with food, fun, and, most importantly, beer.

Your rego guarantees you the aforementioned food, fun, and beer, as well as a hazmat suit, commemorative tag, and super-exclusive giveaway (you’re expected to provide your own santa hat, you Big Hump bastards). Who knows, we may go crazy and even have a shirt that can be purchased for an additional cost.

IMPORTANT TRAIL INFORMATION

Since it looks like Gispert is going to smile down upon us once again this year with good weather, the Hares have informed me that they will be setting not one, not two, but FOUR different trails for your Anthraxening pleasure. You must choose, but choose wisely –

“Gotta Lose that Muffin Top” BALLBUSTER ~10 miles
“I Believe I Can Fly” EAGLE ~ 7 miles
“At Least I Tried” TURKEY ~ 5 miles
“Give Me Booze Already” WALKERS ~3.5 miles

Each trail cums with at least three different drink stops plus the usual shenanigans that you’ve cum to expect from Anthrax.

CH3 #1993

Chicago HHH #1993 – Monday 9/14 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark St and grab the 22 Clark St Bus going north. Exit the bus at Clark & Leland. Bar is on the corner. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen Bus going north. Exit the bus at Damen & Eastwood/Brown Line. Hoof it north to Leland and then east a few blocks to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Leland.

CH3 #1992

Chicago HHH #1992 – Saturday 9/5 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Dick Harmonica
Venue: Rabbit’s – 4945 W. Foster Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Pre-Labor Day Hash, which we do every year on a Sunday afternoon instead of our regularly scheduled Monday evening hash will now take place on Saturday. After trail the hash will go to the Taste of Polonia Festival (www.topchicago.org)

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line going north. Exit the train at Berwyn and transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Ride that pony out to Foster & Elston and the bar. (Approx. 55 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going to O’Hare. Exit the train at Jefferson Park and transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Take that sucker out to Foster & Elston and the bar. (Approx. 35 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Elston. The bar has some parking, but don’t leave your hooptie there if you plan on going over to Taste of Polonia.