GM Erections 2006

Hey Gang!

We kick off our official election process at this Sunday’s hash. This means that for the next 4 weeks (each Sunday in February), you will have a chance to vote for our silly hash awards and for our next GM. SO……for each hash through February that YOU ARE PRESENT, you get a ballot and a chance to vote. There will also be ONE chance to vote via E-MAIL towards the end of the month, so stay tuned for an announcement about that. All-in-all, you’ve got 5 potential chances to have your voice heard, so vote EARLY AND OFTEN!

In terms of the GM vote, I’ve put together a few thoughts for you to consider when choosing the next GM:

Does this person…

– regularly attend hashes and support the cause?

– interact with everyone in a friendly manner and make her/himself available for feedback? or play politics and be divisive??

– have a “professional” image that would benefit our cause with local bars, the media, visitors, and people encountered along the way? (and yes, even with the CPD as we learned the hard way this past year)

– support and encourage ALL factions of the hash (despite her/his own personal interests) including racist events (as both racists and as volunteers), Harriette’s issues, as well as veteran hashers and newbies alike

– have a rapport with, and interest in, furthering our relationship with surrounding hashes (Second City, Waukesha, Madison, Big Hump, and Indiannapolis) – i.e. support their events and help plan joint events?

– support and help plan our biggie events including Hash Ball, POP, and specially-numbered runs, and help to make these events bigger and better each year?

ON-ON to Hash Awards!!!

Too Loose

Hash Erections Results 2005

Below I’ve listed the Award Winners for all to see!

I really hate that we had to rush through the awards so quickly as I would’ve liked for everyone to get their due recognition, but we were having so much fun socializing in the beginning of the night that we ran very short on time.

Please recognize the following peeps in whatever manner you see fit;

Best Trail – HornE’s Forest Preserve through the River (HornE)
Worst Trail – CP and Too Loose’s “Wrong Treasure Island” Memorial Day Hash
Best Themed Hash – 3rd Annual Anthrax Hash (It’s Too Soft and J. Paul & Chicken Stiffer)
Best Beer Stop – POP’s “Christmas in May” – costumes, jello shots, etc. (The 2005 Pussies)
Best On-In – Christmas Boxer Shorts Hash Chili Party (Too Loose, J. Michelle, Lower Wackoff)
Hash Couple – Calvin Klein and Smell This
Hash Bimbo – Calvin Klein (for always hashing topless)
FRB – Woody WoodWhacker
DFL – Red Snapper
Hash Wanker – Smell This (for general, constant drunkenness and showing up only after hashes)
Hash Shit – Smell This (see above)
Bill January – Stupid Man

Thanks Again to All!!!!

Too Loose

GM Erections 2005

Chicago HHH GM Election Update!!

Don’t forget upcoming elections for our next GM as well as the hash awards to be presented at the hash ball.

Voting ballots will only be taken and counted from those Chicago hashers in good standing, attending any of the first three regular Chicago Sunday hashes in February and a single email ballot from each hasher. Click here to view a sample ballot. Please make sure to get your completed ballots to It’s Too Soft or Just Do Me Slowly.

GM Candidate Statements: Click here to view each GM candidates’ personal campaign statement. Statements will be posted as they are received.