Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1874

Chicago HHH Run #1874

Sunday 10/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hoosier Daddy & Hood Whorenament

Venue: Trinity – 2721 N. Halsted

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Halloween! Wear your sluttiest costume!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Diversey and Halsted, hoof it there, you lazy wanker.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to Halsted. Transfer over to the 8 Halsted bus going North. Stay on that until you get to Diversey.

Driving ?

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Halsted – enjoy paying for parking, sucker.

CH3 #1873

Chicago HHH Run #1873
Sunday 10/20 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it north to Leland and then west over to Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Leland. Hoof it east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1872

Chicago HHH Run #1872
Sunday 10/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This will be our post-Marathon Beer Stop hash. Come give out beer to all the racists and come to the hash after.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south through the loop. Thanks to the construction, you’ll be going towards 63rd/Ashland and will want to exit the train at 35th-Bronzeville-IIT. After that hoof it two blocks north to 33rd and two blocks west to Wells & the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the loop. Transfer to the Red Line and thanks to the construction, you’ll be going towards 63rd/Ashland and will want to exit the train at 35th-Bronzeville-IIT. After that hoof it two blocks north to 33rd and two blocks west to Wells & the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells. Thanks to the marathon, you’ll have to plan on getting their from either the south of the west, because streets north and east of there will be closed.

CH3 #1871

Chicago HHH Run #1871
Sunday 10/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Its Too Soft & Lifa
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Note the date change, its October, which means we’re back to running on Sundays.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it north up Sheffield, then east on Wolfram to 933 W. Wolfram. Then trek up the stairs around back to the rooftop.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line into the Loop, transfer to the Brown Line at Clark/Lake and ride that sucker to Diversey. Hoof it north on Sheffield, then east on Wolfram to 933 W. Wolfram. Then trek up the stairs around back to the rooftop.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Wolfram.

CH3 #1870

Chicago HHH Run #1870
Monday 9/30 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Lincoln Square Lanes – 4847 N. Lincoln Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Western, then hoof it north up Lincoln Ave to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western Bus north to Ainslie. Then head west on Lincoln Ave to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln, Ainslie, & Western. Bowling alley is upstairs.

CH3 #1869

Chicago HHH Run #1869
Saturday 9/28 – 2:00 PM, On-out at 2:30pm.
Hares: Snotcho Momma
Venue: The Glenwood – 6962 N. Glenwood
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Its my birthday, come on out and celebrate my birthday by running a trail and drinking some brews. Expect some brats and a veggie (garden burger) option.
Probably should expect a turkey/eagle trail, with the eagle trail not exceeding 6 miles. Although, this is subject to change.

The venue is dog friendly.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line to Morse. Exit downstairs and hoof it north on Glenwood on the west side of the tracks.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east. Transfer onto the Red Line at North/Clybourn. Exit the train at Morse and hoof it north on Glenwood on the west side of the tracks.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Morse and Glenwood.

CH3 #1868

Chicago HHH Run #1868
Monday 9/23 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Hoosier Daddy
Venue: Lincoln Tap Room – 3010 N. Lincoln Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Southport, Wellington, & Lincoln. Bar is just up Lincoln on the west side of the street.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Wellington. Hoof it east over to Southport, Wellington, & Lincoln. Bar is just up Lincoln on the west side of the street.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Southport, Wellington, & Lincoln.

CH3 #1867

Chicago HHH Run #1867
Monday 9/16 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Clark Kunt & Just Drew
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: I really need to have a word with the hare razors, this hash needs more 3 mile trails and fewer 7 mile trails.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line down to Sedgwick, then hoof it east on North Ave and south along Wells to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus to Wells. Hoof it south to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and North Ave – bring lots of quarters, cause parking is expensive down here.

CH3 #1866

Chicago HHH Run #1866
Monday 9/9 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E, Super Stuffer & Calvin Klein
Venue: Wabash Tap – 1233 S. Wabash
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Super Stuffer AND Calvin Klein haring a trail together? What is this, 2008?

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to Roosevelt, then hoof it a block east to Wabash and south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson heading south to Roosevelt. Hoof it a block east to Wabash and then south to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabash and Roosevelt.

CH3 #1865

Chicago HHH Run #1865
Sunday 9/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer, Poultry Fucker, & One Fuck Chuck
Venue: Three Kitty Tavern – 2241 W. Ainslie #1
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Labor Day, so we’ll be having our hash on Sunday so you can get properly drunk and use your day off to recover from the hangover you’ll invariably give yourself.

From da Hare: Jello Shots and food are a strong possibility.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Hoof it north along Western and then turn east on Ainslie. Entrance will be in the alley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western bus north to Ainslie/Lincoln. Hoof it east and the entrance will be in the alley.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ainslie and Oakley – marvel at the amount of street parking that is available in neighborhoods not named Lincoln Park and Lakeview.