Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1932

Chicago HHH Run #1932
Monday 9/29 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R2-DoMe
Venue: Windy City Inn – 2257 W. Irving Park
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line and ride that sucker out to Irving Park. Go downstairs and grab the 80 Irving Park bus going west. Exit the bus at Oakley and the bar is on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus north to Irving Park. Hoof it east to Oakley and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Oakley and Irving Park.

CH3 #1931

Chicago HHH Run #1931
Saturday 9/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snotcho Momma
Venue: Horn E Woods (Schiller Woods North) – 8352 W. Irving Park (Better address: 41°57’10.47″N, 87°50’38.48″W)
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: We’ll have the grill out, so be sure to bring some animal flesh to char. And don’t forget that its my birthday, so bring me shit!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Irving Park. Go downstairs and hop on the 80 Irving Park bus going west and ride that sucker out to Cumberland. Contemplate all of the decisions in your life that led you to take public transportation to a hash in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. Exit the bus and keep hoofing it down Irving Park and the entrance to the forest preserve will be on your right. Desperately search for the hare somewhere at this first forest preserve entrance and remark at how much easier it is to find places that have actual addresses.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Irving Park. Go downstairs and grab the 80 Irving Park bus going west and ride that sucker out to Cumberland. Contemplate all of the decisions in your life that led you to take public transportation to a hash in the middle of bum fuck nowhere. Exit the bus and keep hoofing it down Irving Park and the entrance to the forest preserve will be on your right. Desperately search for the hare somewhere at this first forest preserve entrance and remark at how much easier it is to find places that have actual addresses.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Irving Park and Cumberland. Go west on Irving Park and take the first right you can after Cumberland. Desperately search for the hare somewhere at this first forest preserve entrance and remark at how much easier it is to find places that have actual addresses.

CH3 #1930

Chicago HHH Run #1930
Monday 9/22 – 7:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40
Venue: J&M Tap – 957 N. Leavitt
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line south to Chicago. Transfer to the 66 Chicago bus going west and ride that to Leavitt, then hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus south to Augusta. Hoof it west over to Leavitt, then around the corner to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Augusta and Leavitt.

CH3 #1929

Chicago HHH Run #1929
Monnday 9/15 – 7:00 PM
Hares: The Dark Kunt & Bi-Hole Her
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark

Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: Its my birthday! Give me shit!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Wilson, then hoof it west to Clark and north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Leland/Brown Line. Hoof it east on Leland to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.

CH3 #1928

Chicago HHH Run #1928
Monnday 9/8 – 7:00 PM
Hares: EpiPenis
Venue: Ravens – 2326 N Clark St
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hare: This will be my going away hash, as I am leaving all you wankers to move to the Pacific Northwest.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus south to Fullerton, then hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North bus east to Clark. Transfer to the northbound 22 Clark bus and ride that sucker to Belden. Hoof it north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Belden.

CH3 #1926

Chicago HHH Run #1926
Saturday 8/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Dr. Cockvorkian
Venue: Rabbit’s – 4945 W Foster
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail. On-After will be at the Taste of Polonia Festival ($10 “suggested donation” bullshit applies).

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line north to Berwyn. Downstairs transfer to the 92 Foster bus and go west. Read a book. Hop off the bus at Elston and hoof it over to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line north to Jefferson Park. Transfer to the 92 Foster bus and ride that sucker east to Elston. Hoof it over to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Foster – parking is available behind the bar.

CH3 #1925

Chicago HHH Run #1925
Monday 8/25 – 7:00 PM
Hares: O’Shitty Runch
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line north to Wilson. Hoof it west to Clark and then north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Leland/Damen Brown. Hoof it east on Leland to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark.

CH3 #1924

Chicago HHH Run #1924
Monday 8/18 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Little Joe’s – 1041 W Taylor
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Its my birthday, give me shit!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus and ride that sucker south to Taylor. Hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line south to UIC-Halsted. Take the western exit from the station, then hoof it south through the UIC Campus to Taylor and then west to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Carpenter.

CH3 #1923

Chicago HHH Run #1923
Monday 8/11 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E
Venue: Trinity – 2721 N Halsted
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: White Trash Hash returns again! This is White Trash Hash #6 so dress extra trashy!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus south to Diversey. Hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North bus east to Halsted, then transfer to the 8 Halsted bus and ride that sucker north to Diversey. Hoof it south to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Halsted.