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CH3 #1960

Chicago HHH Run #1960
Sunday 3/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Feather
Venue: Streeters – 50 E. Chicago Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our annual Post-Beer in a Box hash – be sure to meet everyone dumb enough to run the Shamrock Shuffle downtown and get properly sauced beforehand.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line south to Chicago. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. At Jackson, transfer to the Red Line going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

From Beer in a Box: Hoof it north and east to the Jackson Red Line stop. Grab the train going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabash and Chicago. Curse yourself because you left early so you could grab Chick-fil-A, forgetting that they’re closed on Sundays.

CH3 #1959

Chicago HHH Run #1959
Sunday 3/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Rumpspringa
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Wilson, then hoof it north along Broadway to Leland and then west over to Clark and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to the Eastwood/Brown Line stop. Hoof it up to Leland and then east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1958

Chicago HHH Run #1958
Sunday 3/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Fibocrotchi Seecunts
Venue: Kelsey’s – 2265 N. Lincoln

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to Halsted. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Lincoln.

CH3 #1957

Chicago HHH Run #1957
Sunday 3/8 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Rumplestealskids
Venue: Burwood Tap – 724 W. Wrightwood

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 8 Halsted bus south to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Halsted and grab the 8 Halsted bus going north to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wrightwood and Burling. Circle the neighborhood for an hour looking for a parking space, give up, and take public transit instead.

CH3 #1956

Chicago HHH Run #1956
Sunday 3/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Shoe’s Pub – 1134 W. Armitage

Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: 2015’s GM handover hash, send off the old GM and welcome the new GM in style.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage, then hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it up to Armitage, then grab the 73 Armitage bus going east. Exit the bus at Seminary and hoof it back west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Clifton.

CH3 #1955

Chicago HHH Run #1955
Sunday 2/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Feather & Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Casa de Feather – 1003 N. Ashland Ave #3F
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west to Ashland. Transfer to the 9 Ashland bus and ride that pony south to Augusta.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus south to Augusta.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ashland and Augusta.

CH3 #1954

Chicago HHH Run #1954
Sunday 2/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Golden Shartches & Dickens Cider
Venue: Moe’s Tavern – 2937 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Central Park, hoof it south to Milwaukee and south again to the bar..

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line and go out to Belmont. Hoof it south on Kimball, turn west on Barry and immediately south on Gresham. Once you hit Milwaukee go north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Central Park.

CH3 #1953

Chicago HHH Run #1953
Sunday 2/8 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Tampon-Tampoff & Lifa
Venue: El Oceano mariscos – 2120 S. Cicero Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Hash Erections are in full swing – get your ass to the hash and vote!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and go into the Loop. At Washington and Wells transfer to the Pink Line. Ride the Pink Line to Cicero Station. Hoof it north on Cicero to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line into the Loop. Go upstairs at Clark/Lake and transfer to the Pink Line. Ride that sucker around the Loop and then out to Cicero Station. Hoof it south on Cicero to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cicero Ave. and 21 St. The entrance to the bar is in a strip mall on 21rd St. You can park in their lot or on the street.

CH3 #1952

Chicago HHH Run #1952
Sunday 2/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TBD & RumpleStealsKids
Venue: It’s Too Soft’s – 933 W. Wolfram #3
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is your first chance to vote in Hash Erections, so be sure to make it out. If you don’t show up, you don’t get to vote!

From da Host: There will be food and plenty of beer after trail and Chunder Pussy has volunteered to bring his smoked meat as well. Don’t go up to the roofdeck unless you plan to freeze your balls off.

Following circle will be a Super Bowl game watching party and folks are welcome to stay for the game which will be shown on multiple screens and the aforementioned food and beer will be provided.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs up to the top floor unit (#3).

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North bus east over to the North/Clybourn stop. Go downstairs to the Red Line and go north to Fullerton. Transfer to the Brown Line and continue north to Diversey. Wolfram is the next block north of Diversey, so hoof it around the block, then go around back and take the stairs up to the third unit.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield – better warn Its Too Soft that you’re driving cause its zoned back, bitch!