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CH3 #1958

Chicago HHH Run #1958
Sunday 3/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Fibocrotchi Seecunts
Venue: Kelsey’s – 2265 N. Lincoln

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to Halsted. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Lincoln.

CH3 #1957

Chicago HHH Run #1957
Sunday 3/8 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Rumplestealskids
Venue: Burwood Tap – 724 W. Wrightwood

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 8 Halsted bus south to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Halsted and grab the 8 Halsted bus going north to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wrightwood and Burling. Circle the neighborhood for an hour looking for a parking space, give up, and take public transit instead.

CH3 #1956

Chicago HHH Run #1956
Sunday 3/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Shoe’s Pub – 1134 W. Armitage

Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: 2015’s GM handover hash, send off the old GM and welcome the new GM in style.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage, then hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it up to Armitage, then grab the 73 Armitage bus going east. Exit the bus at Seminary and hoof it back west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Clifton.

CH3 #1955

Chicago HHH Run #1955
Sunday 2/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Feather & Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Casa de Feather – 1003 N. Ashland Ave #3F
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west to Ashland. Transfer to the 9 Ashland bus and ride that pony south to Augusta.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus south to Augusta.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ashland and Augusta.

CH3 #1954

Chicago HHH Run #1954
Sunday 2/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Golden Shartches & Dickens Cider
Venue: Moe’s Tavern – 2937 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Central Park, hoof it south to Milwaukee and south again to the bar..

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line and go out to Belmont. Hoof it south on Kimball, turn west on Barry and immediately south on Gresham. Once you hit Milwaukee go north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Central Park.

CH3 #1953

Chicago HHH Run #1953
Sunday 2/8 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Tampon-Tampoff & Lifa
Venue: El Oceano mariscos – 2120 S. Cicero Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Hash Erections are in full swing – get your ass to the hash and vote!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and go into the Loop. At Washington and Wells transfer to the Pink Line. Ride the Pink Line to Cicero Station. Hoof it north on Cicero to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line into the Loop. Go upstairs at Clark/Lake and transfer to the Pink Line. Ride that sucker around the Loop and then out to Cicero Station. Hoof it south on Cicero to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Cicero Ave. and 21 St. The entrance to the bar is in a strip mall on 21rd St. You can park in their lot or on the street.

CH3 #1952

Chicago HHH Run #1952
Sunday 2/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TBD & RumpleStealsKids
Venue: It’s Too Soft’s – 933 W. Wolfram #3
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is your first chance to vote in Hash Erections, so be sure to make it out. If you don’t show up, you don’t get to vote!

From da Host: There will be food and plenty of beer after trail and Chunder Pussy has volunteered to bring his smoked meat as well. Don’t go up to the roofdeck unless you plan to freeze your balls off.

Following circle will be a Super Bowl game watching party and folks are welcome to stay for the game which will be shown on multiple screens and the aforementioned food and beer will be provided.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram. Go around back and take the stairs up to the top floor unit (#3).

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North bus east over to the North/Clybourn stop. Go downstairs to the Red Line and go north to Fullerton. Transfer to the Brown Line and continue north to Diversey. Wolfram is the next block north of Diversey, so hoof it around the block, then go around back and take the stairs up to the third unit.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield – better warn Its Too Soft that you’re driving cause its zoned back, bitch!

CH3 #1951

Chicago HHH Run #1951
Sunday 1/25 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Stab Em & Slab Em – 6530 S. Universtiy

Hash Cash: $8

From da hares: This is Snow Hash #7! The only hash run of the year guaranteed to have snow. Come join us for a romp through the environs of beautiful Hyde Park, Washington Park and Jackson Park. You may want to bring along an extra pair of shoes for this one. There will be food at the finish (Italian Beef this year). Please consider bringing along additional food or snacks to share.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) at 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($3.00) to 63rd St. at the ticket window or machine.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.) and zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1950

Chicago HHH Run #1950
Sunday 1/18 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snotcho Momma
Venue: Babes – 4416 North Milwaukee Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: I’m an idiot and had to change venue at the last minute.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line up to Montrose. Downstairs transfer to the 78 Montrose and go west to Milwaukee. Hoof it north on Milwaukee to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out to Montrose. Downstairs transfer to the 78 Montrose and go west to Milwaukee. Hoof it north on Milwaukee to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Montrose.