Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

Dates are December 13-15. Get in quick, because prices increase as more people sign up.

• Anthrax is Chicago’s premium hash event filled with cold weather, colder beer, hazmat suits, Santa hats, Malört, and people dumb enough to keep cumming back from all over the world.
• Rego gets you three days of drinking and two nights of food, plus a gimme, a patch, and a hangover that’ll last you into the new year.
• We’re juicing it up this year: rego is capped at 200 attendees, so bring your entire polycule .
• Main event will have four trails: Walkers, Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbuster. Run them all for all we care!
• Main event is at Brickhouse Tavern, a snowball’s throw from Wrigley Field. Go sports!
• Dance party after circle with DJ Serial Shit Squirter.
• Sunday Hangover trail is Dragthrax, the sloppiest drag running event in Chicago that weekend.
• There may also be a photo booth, a masseuse, and actual Santa Claus.

TENTATIVE SCHEDULE

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Friday Dec. 13th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Show up and start drinking at Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St.  Walk up price $20. By CTA, take purple or brown line to Sedgwick or red line to Clark/Division.

7:30 PM On out for the Anthrax Prelube Trail (3~4 miles), hared by Bert’s Special Friend and Meat Inside Her. This year our prelube trail will be hared by our friends at The Chicago Full Moon H3. $$$

9:00 PM to 11:00 PM – Enjoy post-run beer and food at Burton Place. $$$

11:00 PM to Dawn – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 14th
12:00 PM – Check-in and pick up your gimmies at Budweiser Brickhouse Tavern – 3647 N. Clark St.  $$$ (no walk-ups). Use CTA red line Addison Station to reach the start.

1:00 PM – On out for main event trails:

☞ Ball Buster (6.9+ miles*), hared by

☞ Eagle Trail (4-6.9 miles*), hared by

       ☞ Turkey Trail (3-5 miles*), hared by

☞ Walkers Trail (<3 miles*), hared by

* Distances are approximate “true trail” miles and may be reduced if the weather sucks.

5:00 PM – Food, drinks and circle back at Brickhouse Tavern $$$

Afterwards – Wander the Wrigleyville neighborhood where’s you’ll find a variety of breweries, distilleries and bars.

Sunday Dec. 15th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a Bloody Mary on your own.

1:00 PM – Anthrax Hangover Trail (aka Dragthrax!), hared by North Banger Alley & Le Shartiste.  A-to-A at Holiday Club – 4000 N. Sheridan Rd.  Show up looking fabulous! Trail will be shorter than your skirt, where you can compete for the prestigious title of Dragthrax Queen! $$$ or $20 walk-up. Use CTA red line Sheridan Station to reach the start.

3:00 PM – Circle Up! Indoor circle in the Holiday Club’s backroom. Beer will flow until the tab runs out, but other drinks and food will be available for purchase. $$$

5:00 PM – Swing low, then GTFO until Anthrax 2025!

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4 Days of Hashing!

Yes! Show up in Chicago a few days early and you can hash for 4 days in a row. There will be a place to safely store your bag during the run.

Thursday Dec. 12th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday H3 at TBD location, hared by Oh Die Mark! & Maybe Molly. On-out at 7:30 PM. $10