Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #2520

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2520

Sunday, February 16, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Cleos Bar and Grill – 1935 W. Chicago Ave.
Hares: Marbleous Asshole & Blondie McFucksalot
From the Hares:  A trail celebrating not the Fat Tuesday event but the creators of it! Don’t be basic be Cajun! Booze on trail! Trail has been scouted! Definitely show up! Live lay! NOTE CARRY YOUR SHIT! Just like in New Orleans no one is responsibile for you but you.
Event: Mardi Gras
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2519

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2519

Sunday, February 9, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Cody’s Public House – 1658 Barry Ave.
Hares: Bottom Wrangler & Rip ‘Em Snip ‘Em
From the Hares: Outdoor circle on bar patio
Event: Super Bowl
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2518

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2518

Sunday, February 2, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Woodlawn Tap – 1172 E. 55th St.
Hares: Lifa, Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & The Reverend STFU
From the Hares:
Event: Snow Hash 17
From the hares: Pray for snow!
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2517

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2517

Sunday, January 26, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Monochrome Brewing – 2101 S. Carpenter St.
Hares: Bit in the Clit of Texas
From the Hare: Finally getting to check out Monochrome brewing so I’m forcing all of you to go with me!
Their website says beers and seltzers on tap, kid and dog friendly, and they don’t serve food but feel free to bring it in!
Event: Bit’s 2nd Hashiversary
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2514

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2514

Saturday, January 4, 2025 2:00 PM << ON SATURDAY! <<

Venue: Hawkeye’s Bar – 1458 W. Taylor St.
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Double Meter Beater and any Justs that appear
From the Hare:
Event: The 13th annual Just Justs run
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2513

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2513

Sunday, December 29, 2024 2:00 PM

Venue: The Lodge Tavern – 21 W. Division St.
Hares: …He’s Still Limping
From the Hare: It’s the last Chicago H3 trail of the year. Gonna be a quick one so we can get back to the bar for a fun and intensive Choir Practice. Hymnals will be provided, but if you have your own songs or books to bring, cum prepared.
Hash Cash: $10

ANTHRAX 2024! DEC. 13-15

Rego is live here: https://chicagohash.org/anthrax/
See Who’s Cumming

Dates are December 13-15. Get in quick, because prices increase as more people sign up.

Why should I go to Anthrax?
  • Anthrax is Chicago’s premium hash event filled with cold weather, colder beer, hazmat suits, Santa hats, Malört, and people dumb enough to keep cumming back from all over the world.
  • Rego gets you three days of drinking and two nights of food, plus a gimme, a patch, and a hangover that’ll last you into the new year.
  • We’re juicing it up this year: rego is capped at 200 attendees, so bring your entire polycule 😉.
  • Main event will have four trails: Walkers, Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbuster. Run them all for all we care!
  • Main event is at Brickhouse Tavern, a snowball’s throw from Wrigley Field. Go sports!
  • Dance party after circle with DJ Serial Shit Squirter.
  • Sunday Hangover trail is Dragthrax, the sloppiest drag running event in Chicago that weekend.
  • There may also be a photo booth, a masseuse, and actual Santa Claus.
Pricing:
1-25 $69
26-45 $89
46-75 $109
76-105 $119
106-150 $130
150+ $135
Questions? Comments? Accusations? Sext the organizers (Bottom Wrangler, Silent But Deadly (Kira Alexandra), and Sleepy Nom-Noms (Jess Lampe)).

TENTATIVE SCHEDULE

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Friday Dec. 13th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Show up and start drinking at Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St.  Walk up price $20. By CTA, take purple or brown line to Sedgwick or red line to Clark/Division.

7:30 PM On out for the Anthrax Prelube Trail (3~4 miles), hared by Bert’s Special Friend and Meat Inside Her. This year our prelube trail will be hared by our friends at The Chicago Full Moon H3. $$$

9:00 PM to 11:00 PM – Enjoy post-run beer and food at Burton Place. $$$

11:00 PM to Dawn – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 14th
12:00 PM – Check-in and pick up your gimmies at Budweiser Brickhouse Tavern – 3647 N. Clark St.  $$$ (no walk-ups). Use CTA red line Addison Station to reach the start.

1:00 PM – On out for main event trails:

☞ Ball Buster (6.9+ miles*), hared by

☞ Eagle Trail (4-6.9 miles*), hared by

       ☞ Turkey Trail (3-5 miles*), hared by

☞ Walkers Trail (<3 miles*), hared by

* Distances are approximate “true trail” miles and may be reduced if the weather sucks.

5:00 PM – Food, drinks and circle back at Brickhouse Tavern $$$

Afterwards – Wander the Wrigleyville neighborhood where’s you’ll find a variety of breweries, distilleries and bars.

Sunday Dec. 15th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a Bloody Mary on your own.

1:00 PM – Anthrax Hangover Trail (aka Dragthrax!), hared by North Banger Alley & Le Shartiste.  A-to-A at Holiday Club – 4000 N. Sheridan Rd.  Show up looking fabulous! Trail will be shorter than your skirt, where you can compete for the prestigious title of Dragthrax Queen! $$$ or $20 walk-up. Use CTA red line Sheridan Station to reach the start.

3:00 PM – Circle Up! Indoor circle in the Holiday Club’s backroom. Beer will flow until the tab runs out, but other drinks and food will be available for purchase. $$$

5:00 PM – Swing low, then GTFO until Anthrax 2025!

4 Days of Hashing!

Yes! Show up in Chicago a few days early and you can hash for 4 days in a row. There will be a place to safely store your bag during the run.

Thursday Dec. 12th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday H3 at TBD location, hared by Oh Die Mark! & Maybe Molly. On-out at 7:30 PM. $10