Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #2571

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2571

Sunday, December 21, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Lincoln Park Morrie Mages Playground – On Recreation Drive, just south of Irving Park Rd.
Hare: Back Door Bizzle
From the hare: The All-Bizzle weekend continues!
Event:
Transit: Irving Park bus to the end of the line at Lake Shore Drive. By L, walk east on Irving Park Rd. for <1 mile from Sheridan Station (red line)
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

ANTHRAX 2025! DEC. 12-14

Welcome to Anthrax 2025!

We have a great weekend of hashing lined up for you.

Rego Here! 

See Who’s Cumming
Why should I go to Anthrax?
  • Anthrax is Chicago’s premium hash event filled with cold weather, colder beer, hazmat suits, Santa hats, Malört, and people dumb enough to keep cumming back from all over the world.
  • Rego gets you three days of drinking and two nights of food, plus a gimme, a patch, and a hangover that’ll last you into the new year.
  • Rego is capped at 100 attendees, so bring your entire polycule 😉.
  • Main event will have four trails: Walkers, Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbuster. Run them all for all we care!
  • The main event is at TBD
  • Sunday Hangover trail is Dragthrax, the sloppiest drag running event in Chicago that weekend.
Pricing:
Sept 1-30: $99 per cranium
Oct 1-31: $109 per cranium
Nov 1-Dec 10: $119 per cranium
Questions? Comments? Accusations? Sext the organizers (Bottom Wrangler and …He’s Still Limping).

TENTATIVE SCHEDULE

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Friday Dec. 12th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Show up and buy yourself a drink at Cody’s Public House.  Walk up price $20. By CTA, take the Brown line to Paulina, then walk a few blocks south.

7:30 PM On out for the Anthrax Prelube Trail (3~4 miles), hared by Oh Die Mark! $$$

9:00 PM to 11:00 PM – Enjoy post-run beer and food at Cody’s. $$$

11:00 PM to Dawn – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 13th
1:00 PM – Check-in and pick up your gimmies at Revolution Brewing – Brewery & Taproom  $$$ (no walk-ups). Transit: CTA Blue line to Belmont, then walk east and north a few blocks.

2:00 PM – On out for main event trails:

☞ Eagle Trail (8-ish miles*), hared by Blondie McFucksalot & Marbelous Asshole

       ☞ Turkey Trail (5-ish miles*), hared by Bit in the Clit of Texas

☞ Walkers Trail (3-ish miles*), hared by Brother Incisor

* Distances are approximate “true trail” miles and may be reduced if the weather sucks.

5:00 PM – Food, drinks and circle back at our super secret venue $$$

Afterwards – Party on-on!

Sunday Dec. 14th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a Bloody Mary on your own.

1:00 PM – Anthrax Hangover Trail (aka Dragthrax!), hared by North Banger Alley & Le Shartiste at Holiday Club. Show up looking fabulous! Trail will be shorter than your skirt, where you can compete for the prestigious title of Dragthrax Queen! $$$ or $20 walk-up. Transit: CTA Red line to Sheridan, then walk a few steps north.

3:00 PM – Circle Up back at Holiday Club! Beer will flow until the tab runs out, but other drinks and food will be available for purchase. $$$

5:00 PM – Swing low, then GTFO until Anthrax 2026!

4 Days of Hashing!

Yes! Show up in Chicago a few days early and you can hash for 4 days in a row. There will be a place to safely store your bag during the run.

Thursday Dec. 13th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday H3 at TBD location, hared by TBD. On-out at 7:30 PM. $10

CH3 #2567

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2567

Sunday, December 7, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Hop Butcher for the World – 4257 N. Lincoln Ave.
Hare: Cul du Sac Tap
From the hare:
Event: False Advertising’s Birthday
Transit: Montrose (Brown line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

CH3 #2566

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2566

Sunday, November 30, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Parrots Bar & Grill – 754 W. Wellington Ave.
Hare: Bottom Wrangler
From the hare: Your belly and refrigerator are stuffed to the brim with turkey. It’s been leftovers for days. What you wouldn’t give for some variety! Alas, today’s trail was suffered a mishap at the haring factory: everything is turkeys! The beer! The shots! The marks! The checks! Even the venue is avian! You’ll get an honor down-down if you dress as a turkey.

Event: Post-Thanksgiving
Transit: Wellington (Brown line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Bag storage at the bar

CH3 #2565

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2565

Sunday, November 23, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Reed’s Local – 3017 W. Belmont Ave.
Hares: Gnatty Daddy (virgin hare), Magnetic Muff & Just Do Me Slowly
From the Hares: Pop quiz at circle! Circle at beer stop or back at Reed’s depending on the weather.
Event: Pre-Thanksgiving
Transit: Belmont (Blue Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Yes

CH3 #2564

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2564

Sunday, November 16, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Yacko’s Bar in Niles – 6636 W. Albion Ave. Niles
Hare: Lower Wackoff
From the Hare:
Event:
Transit: CTA blue line to Jefferson Park, then Pulse Milwaukee Line bus to Devon. Pace bus 270 covers the same route but is slower. Walk NW on Milwaukee a few blocks to Albion, then west 1 block.
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2562

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2562

Sunday, November 2, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Chunder County Acres – 5515 W. Newport Ave.
Hares: Back Door County & Chunder Pussyvolunteering
From the Hares: Bring a pumpkin or find one on trail. We will launch them skyward at the beer stop. After circle we will be serving up delicious smoked meats so come hungry!
Event: Punkin Chunkin
Transit: Belmont bus or Addison bus to Linder, then look at a map.
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2561

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2561

Sunday, October 26, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: A-to-B from The Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave.
Hare: Ritalin Cum Bubble
From the Hare: Wear your sluttiest costume. Your bag will be magically transported from A to B. There will be awesome food and beer at the finish.
Event: Halloween
Transit:
Hash Cash: $10