Author: Snatch Squatch

Power of the Pussy XIII (POPapalooza)

Power of the Pussy XIII
Friday, July 26 – Sunday, July 28, 2013

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The ladies of Chicago H3 return once again for our annual celebration of all things Pussy. This year’s theme is “Popapalooza,” a riff on Chicago’s resident alternative music festival that takes place every year down in Grant Park at the beginning of August. With that in mind, the ladies have scoured the city and selected the most hipster-riffic location so that you can get your fill of poorly dressed art school students suckling at the breast of their parents trust funds.

HARRIETTE LINEUP:
Back Door County
Drill In My Box
Fire in the Hole
Gerbil in the Ass
Ginger Snatch
Glitter Spitter
Monkey Semen, Monkey Do
Reverse Muff Diver
Salty Gash
That Thing That Vibrates
The Dark Kunt
Weekend Registration: $45
Next Price Increase: July 1st

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Schedule of Events & a’la carte Pricing

Friday, July 26th – 7PM, On-Out at 9PM
Chicago H3 #1856
Hash Cash: $15

We’ll start off the weekend with an A-B Late Night “Fat Boy” Trail. Don’t worry too much about running, because I’m pretty sure the entire pack will be drunk before the trail even begins.

Saturday, July 27th – 1PM
Chicago H3 #1857
Power of the Pussy XIII
Hash Cash: $40 walk-up

The ladies of PoP have secured the VFW Blackhawk* (1000 N. Milaukee, 2nd Floor) and the kegs will be tapped promptly at 1PM with Chalk Talk and trail to follow at 2PM. We’ll have beer, trail, giveaways, beer, food, karaoke, beer, and the venue all to ourselves for several hours before the hipsters descend and devour us all.
* – The VFW is a private venue and permits smoking indoors. Bring your medicine if you need it, but as a courtesy to your fellow hashers, please do not smoke inside.

Sunday, July 28th – NOON
Chicago H3 #1858
Hash Cash: $5**

If somehow, someway you manage to escape the clutches of skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts, dust off your hangover and join the ladies for one last run of the weekend.
** – Pay for the entire weekend, get the hangover hash FREE!!

CH3 #1855

Chicago HHH Run #1855
Monday 7/22 – 7:00 PM
Hares: AssCapades
Venue: Casa de AssCapades – 4660 N. Winthrop #3N

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: AssCapades and Bloody Brown Castle have switched dates on us at the last minute, be advised that this run is now on the 22nd and BBC’s run is now on the 15th.
From da Hare: Weather permitting, we will be up on the roof, but if weather doesn’t permit, we will gather just a few blocks away over at Carol’s (4659 N. Clark)
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Wilson. Hoof it east to Kenmore and then make a left on Winthrop. Place will be on your right before you reach Leland.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east over to North and Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and ride that sucker north to Wilson. Hoof it east to Kenmore and then make a left on Winthrop. Place will be on your right before you reach Leland.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Winthrop – kiss your car goodbye cause this is Uptown!

CH3 #1854

Chicago HHH Run #1854
Monday 7/15 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Bloody Brown Castle & Snotcho Momma
Venue: Casa de BBC – 3527 N. Sheffield
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: AssCapades and Bloody Brown Castle have switched dates on us at the last minute, be advised that this run is now on the 15th and AssCapades’ run is now on the 22nd.

From da GM: This is listed on the Hare Line as a “Swim Wear Run” – I think that’s just the hares excuse to be a perv and get all the ladies into their bikinis.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Addison then hoof it half a block south on Sheffield.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east over to the North/Clybourn stop. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and ride that sucker north to Addison. Then hoof it half a block south on Sheffield.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison and Sheffield, notice that there’s no parking because there’s a giant baseball stadium in the way

CH3 #1853

Chicago HHH Run #1853
Monday 7/8 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Pick Up Hash
Venue: Innertown Pub – 1935 W Thomas
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: 4 Score in the Back Door has decided not to get in touch with us about a venue, so his loss is your gain. We’ll be doing this pick-up hash style, so once the clock hits 7:30 we’ll draw straws and somebody will get to set a completely unplanned trail.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west over to Damen. Grab the 50 Damen bus south to Thomas. Hoof it a block east back to Winchester, bar is on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Winchester and Thomas.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winchester and Thomas.

Wingsday

Venue: O’Malley’s West
Wed, July 3, 7PM

We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal – except the British, fuck those guys!

Come join us at O’Malley’s West (2249 N. Lincoln) for cheap beer ($3 pints), cheap wings ($.35 each), trivia (starting after 8PM), and karaoke (starting after trivia). You’ll be able to stay out late for once, since work the next day is canceled (unless your employer is right commie bastard).

CH3 #1852

Chicago HHH Run #1852
Monday 7/1 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Specklebird
Venue: Irene C Hernandez Picnic Grove – Foster & Kilbourn

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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hare: This will be the 21st anniversary of when I started hashing in Chicago, come celebrate with me. On-After will be at Rabbit’s (4945 W. Foster).
From da GM: Don’t plan on parking in the lot for the park, as they close that at nightfall and your car will be towed.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Berwyn and hop on the 92 Foster bus west. Ride that pony all the way out to Kilbourn, then cross the street into the park.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Jefferson Park and transfer to the 92 Foster bus heading east. Hop off the bus at Kilbourn, then cross the street into the park.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Kilbourn.

CH3 #1851

Chicago HHH Run #1851
Monday 6/24 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Hood Whorenament & Rusty Grundle
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: We’ll have a private room upstairs, but apparently the bar needs to sell at least 40 pitchers to break even – that sounds like a challenge, so bring your drinking shoes, everybody.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 37 Sedgwick bus and ride it south to Lincoln and Belden – hoof it half a block down to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Fullerton. Transfer to the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that sucker east to Webster and Lincoln. Hoof it half a block north to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Lincoln – there’s metered parking on Lincoln, but if you’re cheap you can park for free around Oz Park.

CH3 #1850

Chicago HHH Run #1850
Chicago HHH 35th Analversary Celebration
Saturday 6/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Unnamed Co-Conspirators
Venue: Gambler’s – 4908 N. Pulaski
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Kimball, transfer over to the 81 Lawrence bus heading west. Exit the bus at Pulaski and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that sucker out towards O’Hare. Exit at Irving Park and transfer onto the 53 Pulaski bus heading north. Exit the bus at Ainslie.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Pulaski and Ainslie.

CH3 #1849

Chicago HHH Run #1849
Monday 6/17 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Foamy Discharge & Clark Kunt
Venue: My Penthouse Lounge – 2434 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 74 Fullerton bus over to Milwaukee, then hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 56 Milwaukee bus to Fullerton and then hoof it north to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Richmond.

CH3 #1848

Chicago HHH Run #1848
Monday 6/10 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Drill In My Box and mystery cohare(s)
Venue: F.O’Mahony’s – 3701 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Keep in mind there is a Cubs game starting at 7pm this night, so give yourself extra commute time. Also, Chipendale is stuck in San Diego and can’t hare, heaven help anyone who gets stuck in a whale’s vagina.

From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail. Its my birthday! Bring me down-downs!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus and ride that sucker north to the end of the line. Bar is on the corner of Broadway and Waveland, across the street from the bus turnaround.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Addison and then transfer to the 152 Addison bus. Ride that sucker east over to Broadway and then hoof it a block north to Waveland and the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Waveland and Broadway – good luck parking since there’s a Cubs night game.