Author: Lifa

CH3 #2554

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2554

Sunday, September 7, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Chase Park – 4701 N. Ashland Ave.
Hare: Sir Rubs-a-lot
From the Hare:
Event: 1st Sunday Run
Transit: Lawrence (red line) or Montrose (brown line) are closest
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2553

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2553

Monday, September 1, 2025 2:00 PM <<< — EARLY START

Venue: Holstein Park – 2200 N. Oakley Ave.
Hare: …He’s still Limping, Bert’s Special Friend & Just Jack
From the Hare: Our last Monday trail is unofficially upon us and we’re going out with a bang, well, a squirt.
This labor day trail will test your survival skills and competitive nature since we’ll all be playing a game of assassin on trail.
Trail will be a pub crawl with at least three stops. Everyone will start with a life and a water gun, there will be multiple trails laid, all true, with plenty of opportunities to claim a life or have yours taken away.

The rules of Hash-sassin:
The goal is to be the hound with the most hits by the end of trail. There are three true trails to follow from the start location, all trails lead to the same BN. Each hound is given a name of their first target, you may not look at your targets name until you are out of the safe zone, the safe zones are in the park at start, once you have passed the BN at a bar stop (within a block of the bars) and absolutely no use of water propulsion devices inside of bars. The trails will cross and give you an opportunity to find your target. Your water propulsion device is the only way to successfully make a hit. Once you have taken out your target you will claim their life (cheap bead necklace), just their life though, if your target has made 4 hits, then they keep those 4 as proof of the sneaky work they’ve done. You will also take your targets next hit, meaning they hand over the card they are carrying and that becomes your next target.
If you have been eliminated, sucks to suck, enjoy trail, mess with people, protect your friends if you have them, or just make your way to the next bar and drank.

Event:
Transit:
Hash Cash: $5

CH3 #2552

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2552

Monday, August 25, 2025 7:00 PM

Venue: The Wiener’s Circle – 2622 N. Clark St.
Hare: Full of Shit & RoJa Broja
From the Hare: Thank Gispert there are visitors in town to save the day. Hares – Full of Shit from “somewhere around DC” & RoJa Broja from Boca Raton are laying trail in Lincoln Park. Cum show some Chicago hospitality to these brave visitors. Meet up at the famous Weiner’s Circle to fuel up for a shit show we can’t even imagine, cause like, who are these people? Shag wagon available.
Event:
Transit: Diversey (Brown, purle lines) is closest
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2551

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2551

Monday, August 18, 2025 7:00 PM

Venue: Monochrome Brewing – 2101 S. Carpenter St.
Hare: Rip ‘Em Snip ‘Em
From the Hare: Trail will be A-A’, with an actual (shag) wagon! There is no dedicated walkers trail but the hare will make it walker friendly.
Event:
Transit: Halsted bus (route 8) to Cullerton, then walk west and south a few blocks.
Hash Cash: $10

Power of the Pussy 2025!

Chicago Hash House Harriers Runs #2548, #2549 & #2550

Friday-Saturday-Sunday, August 15-17, 2025

POWER OF THE PUSSY IS BACK!
Watch this space for details. Expect 3 runs and loads of shenanigans over 3 days, all brought to you by the ladies of CH3.

Rego Here!

Who’s Cumming

Tentative schedule:

Date: Friday, August 15, 2025 TBD PM
Venue: Stelios Bottles & Bites – 19 S. Morgan St.
Hare: Bi-Hole Her
From the Hare: Stelios is kid-friendly. Trail will be A-to-B. You bag will be magically transported to B.
Event: PoP Prelube Trail
Transit: Morgan (green, pink lines) is closest
Hash Cash: $10

Date: Saturday, August 16, 2025 12:00 PM
Venue: The Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave.
Hares: TBD
From the Hares: Meet early at The Atlantic for a quick beverage before heading out on trail. We will have a shag wagon and will transport your trash…err gear, to the B. There we will have plenty of food and drink to keep you going through an extra long circle. When we are good and lubricated we have a happy ending location planned for on-on after.
Event: PoP Main Event Trail
Transit: Western (brown line) is closest
Hash Cash:  $30

Date: Sunday, August 17, 2025 12:00 PM
Venue: The Rusty Cock Loft – 1872 N. Clybourn Ave. #607 (Dial Cavallo or Burgess or get buzzed in)
Hare: The Cock Whisperer
From the Hare: Cum work out that hangover with trail, drinks, food and jets flying over head. Who said head?!
Event: PoP Hangover Trail
Transit: Brown line to Armitage, then walk a few blocks over to Clybourn. Armitage or North Ave. bus then walk south or north on Clybourn.
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2547

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2547

Monday, August 11, 2025 7:00 PM

Venue: Parrots Bar & Grill – 754 W. Wellington Ave.
Hare: Bottom Wrangler & Just Aaron
From the Hares: Buckle in, buckaroos, cuz the hot young virgin is getting (trail) laid starting from the same place he first found us. Just Aaron will be chaperoned by Bottom Wrangler as they cavort around Lakeview and bring you along for the ride. A to A, shag wagon, we’ll at least *try* to name him, hills, thrills, spills.
Event:
Transit: Wellington (brown & purple lines) is closest
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 #2546

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2546

Monday, August 4, 2025 7:00 PM

Venue: Mom’s Place – A Chicago Gathering Spot – 650 N. Dearborn St.
Hare: PoPo Peepshow
From the Hare: 
Event:
Transit: Chicago (Red Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10

CH3 Drinking Practice

Chicago Hash House Harriers Drinking Practice

Friday, August 1, 2025 7:00 PM

Venue: Tavern on North – 1610 W. North Ave.
What: A chance to throw back a few cold ones with your fellow hashers
Transit: North & Clybourn (red line) is closest
Info: The great thing about first Friday drinking practice is that it cums every month. Some times it cums the first of the month and certain coordinators aren’t ready. This months last minute DP is going to be at Tavern on North in Wicker Park where the lovely Laura Ingels Girls Gone Wilder slings drinks for people other than hashers. Join us as we support the earning habits of our fellow hasher with our drinking habits.
Hash Cash: BYOB

CH3 #2545

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2545

Monday, July 28, 2025 7:00 PM

Venue: The Other side Bar – 2434 N. Clark St.
Hare: …He’s Still Limping
From the Hare: Last minute trail situation this week so bring an open mind and creative juices. We’re all in for a treat this trail.
Event:
Transit: Fullerton (red, brown, purle lines) is closest
Hash Cash: $10