Hash Run # 1766
Sun 1/29/2012 2PM
Venue: 260 Sports Bar
Hares: Ballsalotapus, Cum in my Assfault, Just Do Me Slowly & Virtually Hung
Theme: Chinese New Year
CH3 #1765
Hash Run # 1765
Sun 1/22/2012 2PM
Venue: Stab’em’s
Hares: Stab’Em & Slab’Em & Lifa
Theme: Snow Hash 4
CH3 #1764
Hash Run # 1764
Sun 1/15/2012 2PM
Venue: Trinity
Hares: Soul Taco & String Theory
CH3 #1763
Chicago HHH Run #1763
Sunday 1/8 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Little Trojan Annie & Cock Whisperer
Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison
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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: The hash will be the “F Your New Years Resolutions” hash. We are asking that everyone bring a $1 bill along with them on trail for a special surprise.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride it to Addison. Exit the station on the North side of the street, head West a door or two and you’re there.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus North up to Addison. Walk East a block and a half over to the Brown Line station. Bar is on the North side of the street, just West of the station.
Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolcott and Addison. Search endlessly for parking before realizing that you should have learned to take the CTA to the hash by now.
CH3 #1762
Hash Run # 1762
Sat 12/31/2011 2PM
Venue: DFL Haus
Hares: Fistful of Pricks, Snatchsquatch, R Tard E
Theme: New Years Eve
CH3 #1761
Hash Run # 1761
Sun 12/25/2011 2PM
Venue: 10 Dix With Wings’
Hares: 10 Dix, Hump Me, IV & WJew-40
Theme: Jew-mas
CH3 #1760
Hash Run # 1760
Sun 12/18/2011 2PM
Venue: Hidden Shamrock
Hares: Return to Gender & Pecker Meche
Theme: Anthrax Hangover
CH3 #1759
Hash Run # 1759
Sat 12/17/2011 2PM
Venue: Burton Place
Hares: R Tard E, Lick’er Leash, W-Jew40
Theme: Anthrax
CH3 #1758
Chicago HHH Run #1758
Friday 12/16 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & O’Shitty Runch
Venue: Green Eye Lounge – 2403 W. Homer
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Hash Cash: Pay As You Go
From da GM: Lifa & O’Shitty Runch will be your hares for this romp through the historic Logan Square neighborhood (and current “it” neighborhood for Chicago’s hipster population) – for the walkers of the group this will be a traditional Pub Crawl, but for those who wants to witness the Winter Wonderland that is Chicago, Lifa & O’Shitty Runch are assured to provide a trail with multiple beer stops (not just at the bars). Participants are expected to pay as you go, but we are working with local bars to get the best drink specials possible for all of you. We’ll be starting the whole thing off at Green Eye Lounge (2403 W. Homer St), which is right underneath the Western Blue Line stop, so it is especially easy to get to.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 73 Armitage Bus and ride that sucker over to Western. Bar is located at the corner of Milwaukee and Homer, right next to the El tracks on the West side of Western.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Walk your lazy ass over to Homer and Milwaukee. Or if you’re super lazy you can take the Blue Line towards O’Hare for one freaking stop and get off at Western.
Driving 🙁 Don’t drive to a pub crawl, you’re just asking for a DWI. If you must drive, hop in your hooptie and cruise to Homer and Western. There’s probably more parking to the West of Western, but don’t hold me to that.
Wingsday & Goodbye Beer Spill Valdez
Wed, Dec 14, 6PM
Venue: O’Malley’s West
Beer Spill is swinging through town (after a hellish six-week stay in his home state) en route to a new life in California. Come join him for one last Wingsday with some awesome karaoke and, of course, $1 beers and $.25 wings. This party may migrate depending on what’s open until 4 AM, so bring your drinking shoes.