CH3 #1808

Chicago HHH Run #1808
Monday 10/1 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Yes it is October, and that means we’ll be switching to Sundays, but given the way that the calendar falls this year that would mean we’d have 13 days between hashes. That’s no fun. So one extra Monday night hash for all the hashers.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus up to Diversey. Transfer over to the 76 Diversey bus and ride that sucker over to the Brown Line. Then hoof it North on Sheffield and then East on Wolfram to 933 W. Wolfram.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. You’ll need a parking pass, so good luck with that.

CH3 #1807

Chicago HHH Run #1807
Monday 9/24 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Caught Red Headed & Hoosier Daddy
Venue: Red Line Tap – 7006 N. Glenwood
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker to Morse. Hoof it North on Glenwood to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to the North/Clybourn Red Line station. Transfer to the Red Line and ride that sucker to Morse. Hoof it North on Glenwood to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Glenwood and Lunt.

CH3 #1804

Chicago HHH Run #1804
Monday 9/10 – 7:00 PM
Hares: The Least Interesting Man in the World, That Thing That Vibrates, & Glitter Spitter
Venue: Jury’s – 4337 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride it out to Montrose. Transfer downstairs to the 78 Montrose Bus and ride that puppy West to Lincoln. Hoof it half a block South on Lincoln to the corner of Lincoln and Pensacola.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker North to Cullom. Hoof it West to Lincoln and then half a block North to the corner of Lincoln and Pensacola.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Pensacola and Lincoln.

CH3 #1802

Chicago HHH Run #1802
Monday 8/27 – 7:00 PM
Hares: O’Shitty Runch & Unnamed Co-Conspirators
Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its O’Shitty Runch’s birthday, which means that he’ll be having another Champagne Hash. Forget how much damage you did to your liver at PoP and come out to this one.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus heading West. Hop off at Clark, then hoof it South to Leland.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus North to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 bus heading East. Exit the bus at Clark and hoof it a block South to Leland.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Leland and Clark – kiss your car goodbye, cause this is Uptown, motherfucker!

CH3 #1801

Chicago HHH Run #1801
Sunday 8/26 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Bloody Thighs and Stab ’em & Slab ’em
Venue: Holiday Club – 4000 N. Sheridan Rd
Hash Cash: $5

From da GM: If you’re still alive after this disaster of a weekend be sure to drag your ass out of bed and join us for a hangover trail. We promise that trail will be short and shitty and that circle will be long and drunken. Other than that, we make no promises. Special thanks to Bloody and Stab ’em, two of the original PoP hares returning to set trail.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: take the Red Line North to Sheridan. Exit the station and hoff it North to the corner of Sheridan and Irving Park.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus and ride that sucker East to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and ride that sucker North to Sheridan. Exit the station and hoff it North to the corner of Sheridan and Irving Park.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and check back later.

CH3 #1800

Chicago HHH Run #1800
Saturday 8/25 – 12:00 PM
Hares: The Ladies of PoP
Venue: LaBagh Woods, Grove #2 – Near Foster & Cicero
Hash Cash: $50

From da GM: This is it, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Kegs will be tapped promptly at 12 noon with chalk talk set to take place at 1PM. The ladies have assured me that they’ve planned an immaculately shitty trial with multiple beer stops, a dazzling array of games, & delicious food to stuff your faces with! Be sure to bring some shiggy socks and a dry bag with you – this trail is going to be nasty!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that puppy North to Berwyn. Go downstairs and jump onto the 92 Foster bus. Get good and comfortable. Exit the bus at 4635 W. Foster, cross the street, and walk through the trees into LaBagh Woods. Grove #2 is the Southernmost grove.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that puppy out to Jefferson Park. Transfer over to the 92 Foster bus and ride that puppy East to 4635 W. Foster. Cross the street and walk through the trees into LaBagh Woods. Grove #2 is the Southernmost grove.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Keating. Cross the street and walk through the trees into LaBagh Woods. Grove #2 is the Southernmost grove.

We had to move the start time up because we’ve only got the park until sunset, but once the sun goes down, the party will continue at O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston Ave), just a short walk from the park and another one of our favorite bars here in Chicago.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that puppy to Montrose. Transfer onto the 78 Montrose bus heading West. Exit the bus at Elston and hoof it a block North to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that puppy out to Montrose. Tranfer onto the 78 Montrose bus and tide that puppy East to Keeler. Hoof it North on Keeler to Elston.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler. There’s probably parking out here, but let’s be honest, you’ll be too drunk to get home anyway.

CH3 #1799

Chicago HHH Run #1799
Friday 8/24 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Momma Strangelove & Monkey Semen, Monkey Do
Venue: Hidden Shamrock – 2723 N. Halsted
Hash Cash: $20

From da GM: Start your Power of the Pussy Weekend off in style with a visit to one of our favorite Chicago bars, the Hidden Shamrock. The festivities will open at 7PM with beer and pizza and good company, but that’s only the half of it, as we’ll be leaving for trail at the ridiculous hour of 10PM. There will be both a walker and a runners trail provided, but don’t drink too much beforehand because everyone who stays back at the bar will miss out on multiple beer stops, an outdoor circle, and you’ll have to buy your own booze at the Hidden Shamrock while we’re gone. If you’re running late and need to catch up, don’t worry, updates on the pack’s location will be placed on our CH3 twitter feed (@chicagoh3).

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it down to Diversey and Halsted.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus and head East. At North and Clybourn hop off the bus, but don’t go downstairs into the train station. Instead, transfer over to the 8 Halsted bus traveling North and ride that puppy to Diversey.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Halsted, since this trail is on a Friday night there isn’t going to be any parking. Not that you should drive to this hash anyway, since we’ll be starting so late.