CH3 #1813

Chicago HHH Run #1813
Sunday 11/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Glory Hole
Venue: Atlantic Bar & Grill – 5062 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This is a Chuckin’ Pumpkin hash – either bring a pumpkin from home or grab one on trail because at the end we’ll be seeing who can toss their’s the furthest.

From da GM: This will be your last chance to rego for Anthrax for the low-low price, so bring extra cash.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Western. Hoof it North along Lincoln Ave until you get to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western Bus North to Winnemac – then West on Winnemac over to Lincoln. Bar is just North of Winnemac on Lincoln.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winnemac and Lincoln. There’s a parking lot next to the bar.

CH3 #1812

Chicago HHH Run #1812

Sunday 10/28 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hood Whorenament, Hoosier Daddy & Taste the Rainbow

Venue: Dark Horse Tap & Grill – 3443 N. Sheffield

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s Halloween, bitches! Wankers are encouraged to come in their scariest costume and bimbos are encourage to come in their sluttiest costume. If you don’t have a costume, Hood Whorenament will behead you, which I’m pretty sure is something sexual in nature.

From da GM: Just Darrell, brother of the recently departed Bloody Asshole, will be in attendance, so please come on out in honor of a fallen hasher.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line to Addison, then hoof it South on Sheffield to the bar. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs and ride that puppy North to Addison. Hoof it South on Sheffield to the bar.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Clark. Pay out the ass for street parking because this is Wrigleyville, motherfucker!

CH3 #1811

Chicago HHH Run #1811
Sunday 10/21 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn-TampOff
Venue: Jack’s Place – 618 W. 18th St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 8 Halsted Bus heading South. Bust out a book cause you’ll be riding that sucker all the way to 18th St. Walk East on 18th St, under the Dan Ryan and over to Des Plaines. The bar is on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that sucker over to UIC-Halsted. Transfer onto the 8 Halsted Bus and ride that puppy South to 18th St. Walk East on 18th St, under the Dan Ryan and over to Des Plaines. The bar is on the corner.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th and Des Plaines.

CH3 #1810

Chicago HHH Run #1810
Sunday 10/14 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lifa
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park Rd
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Lifa promises that this trail will suck less than the trail he set last week as one of the mystery co-hares. I’m doubtful. Also, its a Bears bye week, so no excuse for you to stay home and sit on your couch.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line up to Sheridan. Transfer to the 80 Irving Park bus heading West and ride that sucker out to Springfield. Hoof it a half block over to Harding and you’re at the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Ride the Blue Line out to Irving Park. Hoof it back East a few blocks to Harding and you’re at the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Irving Park and Harding. Plenty of parking out here, so don’t worry about that.

CH3 #1809

Chicago HHH Run #1809
Sunday 10/07 – 1:00 PM
Hares: Batteries Not Included & Mysterious Co-Conspirators
Venue: Cork & Kerry at the Park – 3258 S. Princeton Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Notice the time and date change – we’ll be switching back to Sunday afternoon hashes for the rest of Winter with this date. We’re also starting early at the request of the hares, but since the starting location is right next to where we’ll be handing out beer that morning it shouldn’t be too big of a hassle. This will also be an A-B trail, but the hares promise that your bags will be transported for you.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker to Sox-35th. Exit the station to the North and you’ll be on 33rd. Now hoof it West a couple of blocks over to Princeton. Bar is on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that baby into the Loop. At Monroe transfer over to the Red Line via the handy rape tunnel the CTA provides for you. Ride the Red Line South to Sox-35th. Exit the station to the North and you’ll be on 33rd. Now hoof it West a couple of blocks over to Princeton. Bar is on the corner.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Princeton & 33rd. Be advised of street closures due to the Chicago Marathon.

Chicago Marathon Beer Stop 2012

Chicago Marathon Beer Stop
Sunday 10/07 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Approximately at Mile Marker 23 – Corner of 33rd & LaSalle St

From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering near Mile Marker 23 (the corner of 33rd and LaSalle) to hand out beer to those crazy enough to run the Chicago Marathon. Since this is a volunteering opportunity, we’re asking everyone to bring booze and dixie cups so that we can better hand out beer to the runners. If you are coming, it is also important to remember that thanks to Chicago’s archaic laws, you cannot buy beer on Sunday until 11AM, so plan ahead and buy a case on Saturday.

If you forget to get booze beforehand, don’t worry – you’re still welcome to come and assist and hang out. The more the merrier. Signs are also strongly encouraged to show support for your fellow racist hashers. It is also strongly encouraged that you bring your hashing clothes, since the hash will be starting just a few blocks away starting at Cork & Kerry at the Park at 1PM.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head towards 95th/Dan Ryan. Exit the train at 35th/Sox Park and take the 33rd St Exit (that’s away from US Cellular Field, you boneheads). Once you’re up to the street, head East on 33rd St. If you can’t find us you’re either blind or stupid.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Transfer over to the Red Line and head towards 95th/Dan Ryan. Exit the train at 35th/Sox Park and take the 33rd St Exit (that’s away from US Cellular Field, you boneheads). Once you’re up to the street, head East on 33rd St. If you can’t find us you’re either blind or stupid.

Driving 🙁
Don’t even try it. Everything is going to be shut down for the marathon, so even if you’re able to get your car down there you’re probably going to run into a ton of parking problems.

CH3 #1808

Chicago HHH Run #1808
Monday 10/1 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Yes it is October, and that means we’ll be switching to Sundays, but given the way that the calendar falls this year that would mean we’d have 13 days between hashes. That’s no fun. So one extra Monday night hash for all the hashers.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 50 Damen bus up to Diversey. Transfer over to the 76 Diversey bus and ride that sucker over to the Brown Line. Then hoof it North on Sheffield and then East on Wolfram to 933 W. Wolfram.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. You’ll need a parking pass, so good luck with that.

CH3 #1807

Chicago HHH Run #1807
Monday 9/24 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Caught Red Headed & Hoosier Daddy
Venue: Red Line Tap – 7006 N. Glenwood
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker to Morse. Hoof it North on Glenwood to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to the North/Clybourn Red Line station. Transfer to the Red Line and ride that sucker to Morse. Hoof it North on Glenwood to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Glenwood and Lunt.