CH3 #1853

Chicago HHH Run #1853
Monday 7/8 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Pick Up Hash
Venue: Innertown Pub – 1935 W Thomas
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: 4 Score in the Back Door has decided not to get in touch with us about a venue, so his loss is your gain. We’ll be doing this pick-up hash style, so once the clock hits 7:30 we’ll draw straws and somebody will get to set a completely unplanned trail.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus west over to Damen. Grab the 50 Damen bus south to Thomas. Hoof it a block east back to Winchester, bar is on the corner.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Winchester and Thomas.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winchester and Thomas.

Wingsday

Venue: O’Malley’s West
Wed, July 3, 7PM

We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal – except the British, fuck those guys!

Come join us at O’Malley’s West (2249 N. Lincoln) for cheap beer ($3 pints), cheap wings ($.35 each), trivia (starting after 8PM), and karaoke (starting after trivia). You’ll be able to stay out late for once, since work the next day is canceled (unless your employer is right commie bastard).

CH3 #1852

Chicago HHH Run #1852
Monday 7/1 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Specklebird
Venue: Irene C Hernandez Picnic Grove – Foster & Kilbourn

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Hash Cash: $8
From da Hare: This will be the 21st anniversary of when I started hashing in Chicago, come celebrate with me. On-After will be at Rabbit’s (4945 W. Foster).
From da GM: Don’t plan on parking in the lot for the park, as they close that at nightfall and your car will be towed.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Berwyn and hop on the 92 Foster bus west. Ride that pony all the way out to Kilbourn, then cross the street into the park.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Jefferson Park and transfer to the 92 Foster bus heading east. Hop off the bus at Kilbourn, then cross the street into the park.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Foster and Kilbourn.

CH3 #1851

Chicago HHH Run #1851
Monday 6/24 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Hood Whorenament & Rusty Grundle
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: We’ll have a private room upstairs, but apparently the bar needs to sell at least 40 pitchers to break even – that sounds like a challenge, so bring your drinking shoes, everybody.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 37 Sedgwick bus and ride it south to Lincoln and Belden – hoof it half a block down to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Fullerton. Transfer to the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that sucker east to Webster and Lincoln. Hoof it half a block north to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Lincoln – there’s metered parking on Lincoln, but if you’re cheap you can park for free around Oz Park.

CH3 #1850

Chicago HHH Run #1850
Chicago HHH 35th Analversary Celebration
Saturday 6/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Unnamed Co-Conspirators
Venue: Gambler’s – 4908 N. Pulaski
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Kimball, transfer over to the 81 Lawrence bus heading west. Exit the bus at Pulaski and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that sucker out towards O’Hare. Exit at Irving Park and transfer onto the 53 Pulaski bus heading north. Exit the bus at Ainslie.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Pulaski and Ainslie.

CH3 #1849

Chicago HHH Run #1849
Monday 6/17 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Foamy Discharge & Clark Kunt
Venue: My Penthouse Lounge – 2434 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 74 Fullerton bus over to Milwaukee, then hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 56 Milwaukee bus to Fullerton and then hoof it north to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Richmond.

CH3 #1848

Chicago HHH Run #1848
Monday 6/10 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Drill In My Box and mystery cohare(s)
Venue: F.O’Mahony’s – 3701 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Keep in mind there is a Cubs game starting at 7pm this night, so give yourself extra commute time. Also, Chipendale is stuck in San Diego and can’t hare, heaven help anyone who gets stuck in a whale’s vagina.

From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail. Its my birthday! Bring me down-downs!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus and ride that sucker north to the end of the line. Bar is on the corner of Broadway and Waveland, across the street from the bus turnaround.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Addison and then transfer to the 152 Addison bus. Ride that sucker east over to Broadway and then hoof it a block north to Waveland and the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Waveland and Broadway – good luck parking since there’s a Cubs night game.

CH3 #1847

Chicago HHH Run #1847
Monday 6/3 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Billy J. LIMIT
Venue: Web Pub – 2026 W. Webster

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Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 76 Diversey bus west over to Damen, then transfer to the 50 Damen bus south. Ride that sucker down to Webster. Hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Webster, then hoof it a block west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Webster and Seeley.

CH3 #1846

Chicago HHH Run #1846
Monday 5/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: MYSTERY HARE!
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck – 933 W. Wolfram Rooftop
Hash Cash: $5

From da GM: If you manage to somehow survive this shitshow of a weekend, dust yourself off and make your way back to the Skydeck for a good old fashioned hangover trail. Since we all know It’s Too Soft throws a good party, I’m sure there will be food and plenty of beer to be consumed.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to 933 W. Wolfram, head around back and climb those stairs!

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus north to Diversey, transfer over to the 76 Diversey bus and ride that pony east to the Brown Line station. Hoof it a half block north on Sheffield, then cut into the alley – take the stairs on the first building after you cross under the El and continue up to the rooftop.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Wolfram.