CH3 #1889

Chicago HHH Run #1889
Sunday 1/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Stab ‘em & Slab ‘em – 6530 S. University Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da hares: This is Snow Hash #6! The only hash run of the year guaranteed to have snow. Come join us for a romp through the environs of beautiful Hyde Park, Washington Park and Jackson Park. You may want to bring along an extra pair of shoes for this one.

After the run, the hares will be providing Italian beef sandwiches, but you are encouraged to bring along additional food/snacks to share with the group.

As a bonus, this will be a joint run with Second City HHH, which means you get 2 additional hares (LTA & WJew-40) to abuse during circle.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

By CTA Green Line: Take a green line train bound for East 63rd St. Ride it all the way to the end of the line. Walk east on 63rd St. then south on University as described above. Total walk time: 10~15 min.

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) at 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.) and zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1888

Chicago HHH Run #1888
Sunday 1/19 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Roofie Ragu
Venue: J. Patrick’s – 1367 W. Erie St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Grand. Transfer to the 65 Grand bus heading west. Exit the bus at Noble and hoof it north to Erie and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Chicago. Hoof it south on Ogden, turn north on Racine and then immediately west on Erie. Hoof it over to Noble and the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Erie and Noble.

CH3 #1887

Chicago HHH Run #1887
Sunday 1/12 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Irving Park. Transfer to the 80 Irving Park bus heading west. Exit the bus at Springfield and hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue line to Irving Park. Hoof it west on Irving Park to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Irving Park and Harding. There is parking behind the bar.

CH3 #1886

Chicago HHH Run #1886
Sunday 1/5 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Son of Spam & Fire Crotch
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south into the Loop. Transfer over to the Blue Line and ride that sucker towards Forest Park. Exit the Blue Line at Racine, then hoof it south to Taylor and then west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus south to Taylor, then hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Laflin.

CH3 #1885

Chicago HHH Run #1885
Sunday 12/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Taste the Rainbow
Venue: Gambler’s – 4908 N. Pulaski
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: If you’re lucky there will be a dumpster fire at the On-After.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Lawrence, then hop on the 81 Lawrence bus going west. Get off the bust at Pulaski and hoof it north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line to Irving Park, then transfer to the 53 Pulaski bus north to Ainslie. Hoof it north to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ainslie and Pulaski.

CH3 #1884

Chicago HHH Run #1884
Sunday 12/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Its Too Soft
Venue: Ruji’s Foofdeck Super Secret Lower Level – 933 W. Wolfram #3 (come up the back stairs, as always)
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: This will be a “Holiday Party” run. Trail will reprise the 2002 Lincoln Park classic that caused the original Great Chicago Anthrax Scare. As with any hash at my casa, ample food will be provided at the on-in, all included in your hash cash.

From da GM: “Holiday Party”? What’s this “War on Christmas” shit!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to Wolfram and the El.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus heading east. Transfer to the Red Line going north downstairs, then transfer to the Brown Line at Fullerton. Exit the Brown Line at Diversey and hoof it a block north and then back east to Its Too Soft’s.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolfram and Sheffield. Non-meter/zone parking is available on Sheffield South of Diversey or around Jonquil Park (Sheffield/Lincoln/Wrightwood) just two blocks South.

CH3 #1883

Chicago HHH Run #1883
Anthrax 2013 Hangover
Sunday 12/15 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Mystery Hares
Venue: Lincoln Square Lanes – 4874 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $5

From da GM: We’re starting early so that we have plenty of time to drink our hangovers from the weekend away.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line to Western – hoof it north up Western and then north up Lincoln.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 49 Western bus north to Argyle, hoof it north on Lincoln.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Western.

CH3 #1882

Chicago HHH Run #1882
Anthrax 2013 Main Event
Saturday 12/14 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Fistful of Pricks, EpiPenis, & Bi-Hole Her
Venue: A.J. Hudson’s – 3801 N. Ashland Ave
Hash Cash: $60

From da GM: Bar is “pay-as-you-go” until Chalk Talk at 1PM. We have food, fun, and giveaways, so don’t miss out.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Addison. Hoof it east on Addison and then north on Ashland.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus north to Grace.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Grace and Ashland – good luck finding parking, but let’s be honest you shouldn’t be driving after this disaster.

CH3 #1881

Chicago HHH Run #1881
Anthrax 2013 Pre-Lube
Friday 12/13 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N. Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $25

From da Hares: You have the option of running a trail with multiple beer stops or plopping your butt on a bar stool and getting a head start on drinking. There will be a place to store your bags at O’Malley’s West.

From da GM: We have a private room upstairs starting at 9PM and we’ll have plenty of beer flowing and food for people to enjoy. If you’re not running, you’re on your own for drinks until the room opens.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus heading east. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north and ride that sucker up to Belden. Hoof it east to Lincoln and then south to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Belden – have fun paying for parking until 10PM because some idiots in city hall thought we could get the 2016 Olympics.