CH3 #1960

Chicago HHH Run #1960
Sunday 3/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Feather
Venue: Streeters – 50 E. Chicago Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our annual Post-Beer in a Box hash – be sure to meet everyone dumb enough to run the Shamrock Shuffle downtown and get properly sauced beforehand.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Red Line south to Chicago. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. At Jackson, transfer to the Red Line going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

From Beer in a Box: Hoof it north and east to the Jackson Red Line stop. Grab the train going north. Ride that sucker to Chicago, exit the subway, and hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabash and Chicago. Curse yourself because you left early so you could grab Chick-fil-A, forgetting that they’re closed on Sundays.

Beer in a Box 2015

Beer In a Box
Sunday 3/29 – 9:00 AM
Venue: Buckingham Fountain

From da GM: Once again, Chicago hashers will be gathering just north of Buckingham Fountain for our Post-Shamrock Shuffle “Beer in a Box” celebration. We start as soon as the runners finish running 8k. Wave 1 starts at 8:30am; wave 2 starts at 9:15am. You could be drinking by 9am but the majority of the group will probably start gathering closer to 9:30-10am. The group usually congregates just north of Buckingham Fountain along the fence. Be sure to ask people for beer tickets as you approach the finish line and they leave for their cars.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Harrison and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then back north to Buckingham Fountain.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Jackson and hoof it east over into Grant Park and then south to Buckingham Fountain.

Driving 🙁

Don’t even try it.

CH3 #1959

Chicago HHH Run #1959
Sunday 3/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Rumpspringa
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Wilson, then hoof it north along Broadway to Leland and then west over to Clark and the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to the Eastwood/Brown Line stop. Hoof it up to Leland and then east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1958

Chicago HHH Run #1958
Sunday 3/15 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Fibocrotchi Seecunts
Venue: Kelsey’s – 2265 N. Lincoln

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 8 Halsted bus going south. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus east to Halsted. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Belden and hoof it east over to Lincoln. Go south on Lincoln to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belden and Lincoln.

Wingsday & R Tard E Haring School #003

Venue: O’Malley’s West

Wingsday & R Tard E School Classes

ASSIGNMENT: February has been brutal – come prepared to discuss tips and tricks for haring in inclement weather.

No more trivia 🙁 Looks like there’s more time for classroom activities.

$0.50 Wings, $3 Drafts, etc., etc.

CH3 #1957

Chicago HHH Run #1957
Sunday 3/8 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Rumplestealskids
Venue: Burwood Tap – 724 W. Wrightwood

Hash Cash: $8
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 8 Halsted bus south to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Exit the bus at Halsted and grab the 8 Halsted bus going north to Wrightwood. Hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wrightwood and Burling. Circle the neighborhood for an hour looking for a parking space, give up, and take public transit instead.

CH3 #1956

Chicago HHH Run #1956
Sunday 3/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & TBD
Venue: Shoe’s Pub – 1134 W. Armitage

Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: 2015’s GM handover hash, send off the old GM and welcome the new GM in style.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Armitage, then hoof it west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it up to Armitage, then grab the 73 Armitage bus going east. Exit the bus at Seminary and hoof it back west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Armitage and Clifton.

CH3 #1955.5

Official Unofficial Hash Ball Pre-Lube 2015 Edition
Saturday 2/28 – 5:00 PM
Hare: O’Shitty Runch
Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison

Hash Cash: $0
From da Hare: Games. Malort. Games. Drinks. Games. Nudity. Malort! Champagne!! Games! More Malort!!!! Join us for the 4th Anal Hash Ball Pre-Lube. $0 Hash Cash, 0% Dignity!!!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line out to Addison. Bar is just west of the station

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus and ride that sucker north to Addison. Hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Addison, Ravenswood, and Lincoln.

Hash Ball 2015

Chicago HHH Hash Ball 2015
Saturday 2/28 – 7:00 PM
Venue: A.J. Hudson’s – 3801 N. Ashland

Hash Cash: $35 – Give cash to or Paypal da GM (sbarne7 @ gmail.com) to rego
From da GM: Another year of hashing is in the books – make your way out to A.J. Hudsons’s where we’ll eat, drink, and be merry. We’ll reveal who the winners of last year’s Hash Awards are and determine who our new GM is (and therefore who gets to be harassed by Horn E’s emails) in 2015!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line out to Addison. Hoof it east on Addison back to Ashland and then north to the bar. Bar is on the corner of Ashland and Grace.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus and ride that sucker north to Grace. Bar is on the corner.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ashland and Grace.

CH3 #1955

Chicago HHH Run #1955
Sunday 2/22 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Feather & Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Casa de Feather – 1003 N. Ashland Ave #3F
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus going west to Ashland. Transfer to the 9 Ashland bus and ride that pony south to Augusta.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 9 Ashland bus south to Augusta.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ashland and Augusta.