CH3 #2012

Chicago HHH #2012 – Sunday 1/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s SF, Crotch Fire & Son of Spam
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: For the fourth time in as many years these idiots are haring together for the first hash of the new year. That’s reason to celebrate, right?

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Blue Line going west at Jackson. Exit the train at Racine, then hoof it south on Racine and then west on Taylor to the bar. (Approx. 50 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line towards the Loop. Stay on the train through the Loop and exit the train at Racine. Hoof it south on Racine and then west on Taylor to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Loomis.

CH3 #2011

Chicago HHH #2011 – Sunday 12/27 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dr. Cockvorkian & Gay Dancer
Venue: A-to-B trail starting at Roscoe’s – 3356 N. Halsted St.
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Halsted. Hop on the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Roscoe and the bar is on the corner. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: BTake the 72 North Ave bus east over to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the 8 Halsted bus going north. Exit the bus at Roscoe and the bar is on the corner (Approx. 40 min)

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and drive to 3356 N. Halsted. Have fun finding parking.

CH3 #2010

Chicago HHH #2010 – Sunday 12/20 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Dicken’s Cider
Venue: Gambler’s – 4908 N. Pulaski
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Anthrax weekend concludes with a joint CH3/SCH3 “Holiday Hash” – this may be a regular hangover/fatboy trail, or it might be more complicated.

From da Hare: Sunday will feature a full trail (plus walkers trail) with a beer stop and “holiday” shot stop. Pack will be on out at about 12:45, and trail will be about 3 miles. Lots of food after and “closing ceremonies” will be after the Bears game is over. Menu is vegetarian friendly.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Kimball. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus and go west to Pulaski. Hoof it north to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Irving Park. Take the Pulaski exit from the platform and transfer to the 53 Pulaski bus going north. Exit the bus at Ainslie and the bar is across the street. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Pulaski and Ainslie. Parking should be free on Pulaski, but you may be required to be the shag wagon, so be prepared.

CH3 #2009

Chicago HHH #2009 – Saturday 12/19 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch & Mysterious Unnamed Co-Conspirators
Venue: O’Neil’s on Wells – 411 S. Wells
Walkup/Asshole Price: SOLD OUT

From da GM: Anthrax continues with the main event! Show up early to pick up your hazmat suit and giveaways! Trail will have multiple beer stops and plenty of opportunities for debauchery. The on-in will have lots of beer & food and will be sheltered from the elements. More information about the exact giveaways, food, and venue when it becomes available!

From da Hares: On-Out is PROMPTLY at 1PM. Show up early enough that you have to time to get your swag and don your hazmat suit.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the Brown Line going south to the Loop. Exit the train at LaSalle/Van Buren. Hoof it west to Wells and then south to the bar. (Approx. 25 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going towards the Loop & Forest Park. Exit the train at LaSalle and go upstairs. Hoof it west to Wells and then north to the bar.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and Congress – should probably pay for SpotHero, since you’ll pay out the ass for parking in the Loop even though its the weekend.

CH3 #2008

Chicago HHH #2008 – Friday 12/18 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Lifa, It’s Too Soft, & Mysterious Unnamed Co-Conspirators
Venue: Duffy’s – 420 W. Diversey
Hash Cash: $25 Wristband OR Pay-as-You-Go

From da GM: Kick of Anthrax weekend in style! We’ll have a $25 wristband package at the bar from 7-11PM that will get you as much beer as you can handle, or you’re more than able to pay-as-you-go for whatever drinks you want.

Lifa and It’s Too Soft will be setting a regular A-to-A hash trail with on-out at 7:30.

For those wanting to stay warm and/or get the most out of their wristband deal, there will be a large contingent of hashers staying at the bar to drink and socialize.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line south to Diversey. Transfer over to the 76 Diversey bus east to Pine Grove. Hoof it half a block over to bar. (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus at Damen/Clybourn/Diversey. Take the bus east to Pine Grove. Hoof it half a block over to bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Pine Grove. You may be lucky and be able to find parking in Lincoln Park, but I doubt it.

Wingsday & R Tard E Haring School #012

Wingsday & R Tard E Haring School #012
Dec 16, 2015 – 6PM
Merkle’s – 3516 N Clark

We’ll be going over how to select a good location for beer stops so that you can hide 150 people in hazmat suits from the cops!

They have $.50 wings and good beer, plus there’s rock’n’roll bingo happening later in the night.

CH3 #2007

Hares: Skull & Bone’r & Escar Blowme
Venue: The Drinkingbird – 2201 N. Clybourn
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Trail will be A-to-B, you’ve been warned.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Fullerton. Downstairs, transfer to the 74 Fullerton bus going west. Exit the bus at Southport, then hoof it south to Webster and west to the corner of Clybourn & Webster and the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it over to Ashland and hop on the 9 Ashland bus. Exit the bus at Webster and hoof it over the river to Clybourn & Webster and the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clybourn & Webster.

CH3 #2006

Chicago HHH #2006 – Sunday 12/6 – 2:00 PM
Hares: False Advertising & Soul Taco
Venue: Mahoney’s – 551 N. Odgen
Hash Cash: $8
From da Hares: Cum celebrate False Advertising & Soul Taco turning 29 (plus shipping and handling).

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Grand. Transfer to the 65 Grand bus going west. Exit the bus at Ogden, resist the temptation to have brunch at Twisted Spoke, and hoof it up two blocks to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line going towards the Loop. Get off the train at Chicago, go upstairs, and hoof it southwest along Ogden over the Kennedy and to the bar. (Approx. 10 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ogden, Ohio, and Racine.

CH3 #2005

Chicago HHH #2005 – Sunday 11/29 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Up the Ash
Venue: Carols – 4659 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: I’m calling this one the “Pajama Jammy Jam Hash!” Its my birthday, and cause its my birthday, I’m not getting out my pajamas & neither should you!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Ride that sucker to Leland. Bar is on the corner. (Approx. 20 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Exit the bus at Damen & Eastwood/Brown Line. Hoof it up to Leland and then west over to Clark St and the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark & Leland.

CH3 #2004

Chicago HHH #2004 – Saturday 11/21 – 2:30 PM
Hares: Soul Taco & RumpleStealsKids
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our annual Pre-Thanksgiving hash. We’ve moved it to Saturday at 2:30 (on-out at 3PM) and it’ll be a pot luck, so bring a side dish to share!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 25 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Then either be lazy and grab the 77 bus to Central Park or just hoof it west to Soul Taco’s – you may have to go around back. (Approx. 20 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Monticello & Belmont.