Chicago Hash House Harriers – Page 52 – Every Week of the Year We Run for Beer

CH3 #2034

Chicago HHH #2034 – Sunday 5/29 – 12:00 PM
Hares: Gay Dancer & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Catherine Chevalier Woods – Approx 5515 N. East River Rd
Hash Cash: $65

From da GM: Please note the earlier start time – we have to be out of the park by sunset, so we’re chasing daylight, folks!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west to Kimball. Go downstairs and grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 1 hour 15 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Exit the train at Cumberland, hoof it south to Bryn Mawr, and then west to East River Rd. Go into the Catherine Chevalier Woods Forest Preserve and we will be at Grove #3, which is around the bend from the main entrance/parking lot. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to East River Rd and Gregory. There’s parking inside the Forest Preserve for you, but your car has to be out by nightfall, so good luck with that. Be sure to back your car in, that way everyone knows you’re cruising.

CH3 #2033

Chicago HHH #2033 – Saturday 5/28 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch
Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N Elston
Hash Cash: $15

From da GM: This bad boy is included in your weekend rego for Memorial Day – if you didn’t pay for the whole weekend, its $15 cause we’ll have food and more shenanigans than usual.

From da Hare: It’s my birthday! Bring me down-downs!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Montrose. Downstairs grab the 78 Montrose bus going west. Exit the bus at Elston and hoof it a block north to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Montrose. Go upstairs and grab the 78 Montrose bus going east. Exit the bus at Keeler and hoof it up to Keeler and Elston and the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Keeler and Elston – there is, amazingly, street parking on Keeler.

Memorial Day 2016

Memorial Day 2016
Saturday, May 28 – Monday, May 30, 2016

Summer is officially here!

Come out and join the Chicago Hash House Harriers as we kick the Summer of 2016 off in style with our annual Memorial Day Celebration. This year we’ve got three days of shitty trails, local beer, delicious food, and debauchery planned for your entertainment.

Also included in your rego is a custom giveaway (details forthcumming). We’re printing up a super-limited edition piece of haberdashery for this event, but since you already have too many hash shirts, it’s an add-on to your regularly priced rego.

Looking to save some money? Be sure to rego early for the entire weekend (Main Event & Weekend price will increase $10 after the first 30 regos and then again at 60 regos). Online Registration will disappear on Thursday, May 26, so if you’re not regoed by then you’ll have to pay the walk-up prices listed to the right – you snooze you lose, bitches, and this is your punishment for making it impossible for us to tell how many people to buy food and booze for.
SCHEDULE OF EVENTS
& WALK-UP PRICE:

Friday, May 22 – 7PM
Memorial Day Pre-Pre-Lube Pub Crawl
Pay As You Go

Saturday, May 28 – 2PM
Chicago H3 #2033
Memorial Day Pre-Lube Trail
$15

Sunday, May 29 – NOON
Chicago H3 #2034
Memorial Day Main Event
$65
Potluck Info

Monday, May 30 – NOON
Chicago H3 #2035
Memorial Day Hangover Trail
$10

TOTAL WALK-UP PRICE – $90

Speaking of booze and food? We’ll have a traditional Memorial Day cookout on Sunday, and the delicious spread you’ve come to expect from It’s Too Soft’s Roofdeck on Monday. We promise that you’ll be given the chance to properly gorge yourself after trail on each of the three days. We’ll also have a mix of local craft beer kegs from the usual suspects (specifics TBD, check back soon) for you to drink before, after, and during trail on each of the three days as well – remember to bring your favorite vessel with you.

If you’re looking to save yourself even more money, we’d love to feature your homemade side-dish or desert as well – you can sign up to bring a potluck dish. If you sign up (by Thursday, May 26) to bring a potluck dish to share to the main event we’ll give you $5 cold cash money back when you arrive.

CURRENT PRICE:

Main Event Registration: $55*
Weekend Registration: $65*

Main Event Rego
(Sunday Only) Weekend Rego
(BEST DEAL)
Super-Saver Rego (First 30) $35* $45*
Regular Price Rego (Next 30) $45* $55*
Procrastinator Rego (Everyone Else) $55* $65*
Walk-Up Asshole Rego $65* $90*
* – Price listed does not include the awesome shirt, which is $14 extra.

Kennel Count & Who’s Cumming

Regos Sold: 59

Next Price Increase: Walkup Assholes

Chicago H3 – 25
Bi Hole Her
ButtSteph
Creamthroat Willie
Cums on All Bases
Dr. Cockvorkian
Drill in My Box
Feather
Fetus Envy
Foamy Discharge
Gay Dancer
Golden Shartches
Hoosier Daddy
Let Me Blow
Lifa
Momma Strangelove
Pegacorn
Pythagorean Semen
R Tard E
R2-DoMe
Salty Gash
Skull & Bone’her
Snatchsquatch
Stiffy for Stiffies
Two Girls, One Cupcake
Up the Ash

Thirstday H3 – 6
Fire in the Hole
One Fuck Chuck
Rotten
Slippery Fingers
TampOn-TampOff
Taste the Rainbow

Madison H3 – 4
Jelly Boobs
Kwusty the Fwown
KY My Ass
Paging Dr. Rotten BoneHer

Wang2Mouth H3 – 4
Glory Hole
Little Trojan Annie
The Dark Kunt
WJew-40

Austin H3 – 2
Brrr
Silent But Deadly

Big Hump H3 – 2
Donkey Style
International House of Penis

Friendly Toast H3 – 2
Furry Spice
O’Shitty Runch

Homeless H3 – 2
Hickey No Dickey
Shriveled In London

Blooming Fools H3 – 1
Weird Al Spankabitch

Bushman H3 – 1
Horn E

Carolina Larrikins H3 – 1
Merkin Not Required

Chicago Full Moon H3 – 1
Fuck Your Circle

Flour City H3 – 1
Pizza Ass

First Urbana-Champaign Kennel (FUCK) H3 – 1
Hobopiss

Hooch’s Cooch H3 – 1
Crashtestblowme

I’m So Confused H3 – 1
Canned P*ssy

Waukesha H3 – 1
It’s Too Soft

White House H3 – 1
Wreath Around

Wildcard H3 – 1
Fibocrotchi Seecunts

Your Mom H3 – 1
Roofie Ragu

CH3 #2032

Chicago HHH #2032 – Monday 5/23 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snotcho Mama
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W Irving Park
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Irving Park, then transfer downstairs to the 81 Irving Park bus going west. Exit the bus at Springfield and hoof it over to Harding and the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line and ride that out to Irving Park. Hoof it east on Irving Park to Harding and the bar. (Approx. 25 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Harding and Irving Park – there is parking in back of the bar, but Harding is a one-way going south.

CH3 #2031

Chicago Hash Run #2031 – May 16, 2016
Hares: Horn E
Venue: Barrelman – 6001 N. Paulina
Hash Cash: $8

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hoof it over to Clark and grab the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Elmdale/Peterson and hoof it west over to Paulina and the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 50 Damen bus going north. Ride that pony to the end of the line and exit at Edgewater & Clark. Hoof it north along Clark and then Northwest along Ridge to the bar. (Approx. 55 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Peterson/Paulina/Ridge.

CH3 #2030

Chicago HHH #2030 – Monday 5/9 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Pegacorn
Venue: Cabaret Lounge – 6101 W. Montrose
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: Trail is A to B – you’ve been warned.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Montrose. Downstairs transfer to the 78 Montrose bus going west. Exit the bus at Meade, bar is on the southwest corner. (Approx. 65 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Montrose. Upstairs transfer to the 78 Montrose bus going west. Exit the bus at Meade, bar is on the southwest corner. (Approx. 55 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Montrose and Meade.

CH3 #2029

Chicago HHH #2029 – Monday 5/2 – 7:00 PM

Hares: 69 Cent Man & Various Other Co-Conspirators
Venue: Bialystok Pub – 3653 W Diversey Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s May, which means that we’re back to hashing on Monday nights – if you show up at the bar on Sunday there won’t be anybody there!

From da Hare: It’s Polish Constitution Day!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown or Purple Line south to Diversey. Transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going west and ride that pony out to Lawndale, then hoof it back east a bit to the bar (Approx. 40 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Logan Square. Go upstairs and transfer to the 76 Diversey bus going west. Exit the bus at Lawndale and hoof it back east to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lawndale and Diversey.

CH3 #2028

Chicago HHH #2028 – Sunday 4/24 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Billy Jizz LIMIT & Furry Spice
Venue: Irish Eyes – 2519 N Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: 420 Hash!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Fullerton. Hoof it north along Sheffield, eat on Altgeld, then North on Lincoln to the bar (Approx. 10 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Get on the Red Line downstairs and go north to Fullerton. Hoof it north along Sheffield, eat on Altgeld, then North on Lincoln to the bar (Approx. 30 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Altgeld – good luck finding parking.