CH3 #2573

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2573

Sunday, January 4, 2026 2:00 PM

Venue: Hawkeyes’s Bar – 1458 W. Taylor St.
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend & Crotch Fire
From the Hares: For the umpteenth time, the artists formerly known as Just Ernie and Just Nick will be haring. Hopefully, there are some Justs out there interested in coharing and learning some bad habits from these two.
As usual, there will be several drink stops with games. Be prepared for some tasty and disgusting drink options.
Event: Just Justs 14
Transit: Polk (Pink Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Yes

CH3 #2572

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2572

Sunday, December 28, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Monochrome Brewing – 2101 S. Carpenter St.
Hare: Lifa
From the hare:
Event: The final CH3 run of 2025!
Transit: Halsted bus (#8) is closest. By L, Halsted (Orange Line) and Cermak-Chinatown (Red Line) aren’t too far.
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Yes

CH3 #2571

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2571

Sunday, December 21, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Lincoln Park Morrie Mages Playground – On Recreation Drive, just south of Irving Park Rd.
Hare: Back Door Bizzle
From the hare: The All-Bizzle weekend continues!
Event:
Transit: Irving Park bus to the end of the line at Lake Shore Drive. By L, walk east on Irving Park Rd. for <1 mile from Sheridan Station (red line)
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

ANTHRAX 2025! DEC. 12-14

Welcome to Anthrax 2025!

We have a great weekend of hashing lined up for you.

Rego Here! 

See Who’s Cumming
Why should I go to Anthrax?
  • Anthrax is Chicago’s premium hash event filled with cold weather, colder beer, hazmat suits, Santa hats, Malört, and people dumb enough to keep cumming back from all over the world.
  • Rego gets you three days of drinking and two nights of food, plus a gimme, a patch, and a hangover that’ll last you into the new year.
  • Rego is capped at 100 attendees, so bring your entire polycule 😉.
  • Main event will have four trails: Walkers, Turkey, Eagle, and Ballbuster. Run them all for all we care!
  • The main event is at TBD
  • Sunday Hangover trail is Dragthrax, the sloppiest drag running event in Chicago that weekend.
Pricing:
Sept 1-30: $99 per cranium
Oct 1-31: $109 per cranium
Nov 1-Dec 10: $119 per cranium
Questions? Comments? Accusations? Sext the organizers (Bottom Wrangler and …He’s Still Limping).

TENTATIVE SCHEDULE

$$$ = Included in your weekend rego price.

Friday Dec. 12th
6:00 AM – Day drinking on your own at any of the many watering holes in Chicago.

7:00 PM – Show up and buy yourself a drink at Cody’s Public House.  Walk up price $20. By CTA, take the Brown line to Paulina, then walk a few blocks south.

7:30 PM On out for the Anthrax Prelube Trail (3~4 miles), hared by Oh Die Mark! $$$

9:00 PM to 11:00 PM – Enjoy post-run beer and food at Cody’s. $$$

11:00 PM to Dawn – Continue drinking on your own.

Saturday Dec. 13th
1:00 PM – Check-in and pick up your gimmies at Revolution Brewing – Brewery & Taproom  $$$ (no walk-ups). Transit: CTA Blue line to Belmont, then walk east and north a few blocks.

2:00 PM – On out for main event trails:

☞ Eagle Trail (8-ish miles*), hared by Blondie McFucksalot & Marbelous Asshole

       ☞ Turkey Trail (5-ish miles*), hared by Bit in the Clit of Texas

☞ Walkers Trail (3-ish miles*), hared by Brother Incisor

* Distances are approximate “true trail” miles and may be reduced if the weather sucks.

5:00 PM – Food, drinks and circle back at our super secret venue $$$

Afterwards – Party on-on!

Sunday Dec. 14th
10:00 AM – Wake up and grab brunch and a Bloody Mary on your own.

1:00 PM – Anthrax Hangover Trail (aka Dragthrax!), hared by North Banger Alley & Le Shartiste at Holiday Club. Show up looking fabulous! Trail will be shorter than your skirt, where you can compete for the prestigious title of Dragthrax Queen! $$$ or $20 walk-up. Transit: CTA Red line to Sheridan, then walk a few steps north.

3:00 PM – Circle Up back at Holiday Club! Beer will flow until the tab runs out, but other drinks and food will be available for purchase. $$$

5:00 PM – Swing low, then GTFO until Anthrax 2026!

4 Days of Hashing!

Yes! Show up in Chicago a few days early and you can hash for 4 days in a row. There will be a place to safely store your bag during the run.

Thursday Dec. 13th
7:00 PM – Run with the Thirstday H3 at TBD location, hared by TBD. On-out at 7:30 PM. $10

CH3 #2567

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2567

Sunday, December 7, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Hop Butcher for the World – 4257 N. Lincoln Ave.
Hare: Cul du Sac Tap
From the hare:
Event: False Advertising’s Birthday
Transit: Montrose (Brown line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: TBD

CH3 #2566

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2566

Sunday, November 30, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Parrots Bar & Grill – 754 W. Wellington Ave.
Hare: Bottom Wrangler
From the hare: Your belly and refrigerator are stuffed to the brim with turkey. It’s been leftovers for days. What you wouldn’t give for some variety! Alas, today’s trail was suffered a mishap at the haring factory: everything is turkeys! The beer! The shots! The marks! The checks! Even the venue is avian! You’ll get an honor down-down if you dress as a turkey.

Event: Post-Thanksgiving
Transit: Wellington (Brown line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Bag storage at the bar

CH3 #2565

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2565

Sunday, November 23, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Reed’s Local – 3017 W. Belmont Ave.
Hares: Gnatty Daddy (virgin hare), Magnetic Muff & Just Do Me Slowly
From the Hares: Pop quiz at circle! Circle at beer stop or back at Reed’s depending on the weather.
Event: Pre-Thanksgiving
Transit: Belmont (Blue Line) is closest
Hash Cash: $10
Shag Wagon: Yes

CH3 #2564

Chicago Hash House Harriers Run #2564

Sunday, November 16, 2025 2:00 PM

Venue: Yacko’s Bar in Niles – 6636 W. Albion Ave. Niles
Hare: Lower Wackoff
From the Hare:
Event:
Transit: CTA blue line to Jefferson Park, then Pulse Milwaukee Line bus to Devon. Pace bus 270 covers the same route but is slower. Walk NW on Milwaukee a few blocks to Albion, then west 1 block.
Hash Cash: $10