Memorial Day 2010

Chicago HHH Run #1662
Sunday 5/30 – 1:00 PM

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, and Rent a Virgin

Venue: O’Lanagans

Hash Cash: $35 until May 23 and $40 from May 24 until Day of Event!!!

Kick off Summer 2010 the right way with the 6th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Dank Haus. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER and tons of great food.

Sunday May 30 at 1 pm, on-out promptly at 1:30 pm

Hares: Virgin Banger, Smell This, Calvin Klein, and Rent a Virgin
LOCATION: O’Lanagan’s bar, at 2335 West Montrose Avenue, Chicago
A –B run The B will be at DANK-HAUS 4740 N. Western Ave. Chicago Cost = $35 (or $40 depending when you rego) this will get you great food, Goose Island and Metropolitan Brewing Company Beer!!! plus a T-shirt
Hash Hotels: Arlington House (~$50 night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/
Sponsored by 312 and Metropolitan Brewing

Mail your Rego to Batteries using the below information OR use paypal (it’ll cost you $2 extra for the paypal fees)

Hash Name
Nerd Name
Home Hash
Shirt Size (S, M, L, XL)
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HASH NAME___________________________________Kennel_____________ Shirt size ________

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CH3 #1661

Chicago HHH Run #1661
Monday 5/24 – 7:00 PM
Hares: CornStar and Just Lucky
Venue: Martin’s Corner Bar & Grille – 2056 West 22nd Place Chicago, IL 60608-4114(773) 847-5515
Hash Cash: $8 Announcement: Cornstar’s birthday is at midnight! Help her celebrate!

The location is very close to the Damen bus, Blue Island Bus or the Damen/Cermak Pink line.
Thanks! CornStar

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ? From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Brown Line to Washington & Wells, switch platforms and catch a Pink Line to Damen-Cermak, hoof it a couplea blocks South past Cermak to 22nd place and a block West to da bar. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Clark transfer to the Pink Line to Damen-Cermak, hoof it a couplea blocks South past Cermak to 22nd place and a block West to da bar. Or hop the Damen 50 straight south to 22nd Place. Driving ? Hop into your hooptie and cruise to 22nd Place and Hoyne, just West of Damen.

CH3 #1659

Chicago HHH Run #1659
Monday, 5/17 7:00 p.m. (normal summer Monday hash time)

Hare(s): Chip ‘n’ Dale Stab ‘Em and Slab ‘Em
Venue: Casa de Stabem – 6530 S University Ave
Hash cash: $8

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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to the Loop, transfer to the Green Line (Lake or Wabash sides, the Green Line dues not run in the Wells or the Van Buren part of the Loop elevated tracks) to East 63rd/Cottage Grove and hoof it like five blocks East and three blocks South to 65th & University.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Clark transfer to the Green Line (Lake or Wabash sides, the Green Line dues not run in the Wells or the Van Buren part of the Loop elevated tracks) to East 63rd/Cottage Grove and hoof it like five blocks East and three blocks South to 65th & University..

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to 65th & S Universtiy. Parking is quite ample in this hood.

CH3 #1658

Chicago HHH Run #1658
Monday, 5/10 Meet at 7:00 p.m. on out at 7:30 p.m. (normal summer Monday hash time)

Hare(s): Fistful of Pricks and Sin Calzones (her virgin trail!)

Venue: Four Treys – 3333 N. Damen

Hash cash: $8

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Your amazing GM is going to show No Underpants how to lay a glorious trail. Come out and you can learn a thing or two. 🙂
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Addison. If you can find the illusive 152, take that west to Damen. The bar is a couple blocks south of Addison. OR you can take the Brown line to Addison. The bar is a few blocks west and south of that.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Damen Bus north to School and walk a block and a half to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Damen and Henderson. Parking is kinda difficult in this neighborhood, but you might get luck and find a spot.

CH3 #1657

Chicago HHH Run #1657
Monday, 5/3 – 6:30 PM, on out at 7:00 PM SHARP!

NOTE THE EARLY START TIME! We’ll start early due to the restaurant’s closing time.

Hare(s): $.69 Man, Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra
Venue: Red Apple 3121 N. Milwaukee

Hash cash: $13 (this will get you buffet food as the beer is donated by Stanley Stawski Distributing Co.)

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After they throw us out, if there is still beer in the keg, we will continue to drink it in their parking lot in the back.

Once we finish that beer, those who are still thirsty can go to the Bialystok Pub, 3653 W. Diversey Ave., where they have large pitchers for $5 (U. S.). We were there a few years ago for the San Jacinto Day Hash (Cum to think of it, today is San Jacinto Day.), and all hashers present liked the place.

HARES: 69 Cent Man, Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra.
BEER: Keg of Stawski Beer, will be provided by the Stanley Stawski Distributing Co., www.stawskidistribu ting.com . Just remember that this beer has a high alcohol content, so if you guzzle this like Miller Lite or water, you will get drunk.
PRICE: $13 US
DRESS: Wear a Polish shirt (provided that it is not from a Polish beer company, as our sponsor, the Stawski Distributing Co., is brewing a relatively new Polish beer under their own name).
If you want to buy any Polish flags or articles of clothing, go to the Polish Store (What a clever and original name!!!), 3069 N. Milwaukee Ave., very close to our venue.
DIRECTIONS: By car: From Warsaw, ND: Head east on 61st St NE toward 157th Ave NE; Turn right to merge onto I-29 S; Take exit 63A-B to merge onto I-94 E toward Minneapolis, Entering Minnesota; Take the exit on the left onto I-694 E; Take exit 58B for I-94 E toward Madison; Slight right at I-94 E

Entering Wisconsin; Continue on I-90 E, Partial toll road, Entering Illinois; Take Keeler exit; Turn left onto W. Irving Park Rd., Turn right onto N. Pulaski Rd.; Turn left onto N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

From Panna Maria, TX: Head southwest on FM-81 toward Highway 380; Turn right at TX-123; Turn left at Farm Rd 81; Turn right at US-181; Take the ramp onto I-37 N; Take exit 133 to merge onto I-410 N; Continue on I-35 N; Slight right at I-35E N (signs for Fort Worth/ I 35W N); Take exit 428A for I-30 E toward Griffin St/ Texarkana; Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-30 E and merge onto I-30 E, Entering Arkansas; ke exit 143B to merge onto I-40 E/ US-167 N/ US-67 N toward Memphis
Continue to follow I-40 E; Take exit 277 to merge onto I-55 N toward Blytheville/ St Louis, Entering Missouri; Take exit 66A to merge onto I-57 N toward Chicago, Entering Illinois; Merge onto I-94 W; Take exit 45C for Belmont Ave toward 3200 N; Slight left at W Belmont Ave; Turn left at N. Hamlin Ave., Turn left at N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.
By CTA: Milwaukee Ave. bus (#56); or Belmont bus (#77), exit at Hamlin Ave., walk south on Hamlin Ave., then southeast on Milwaukee Ave. to restaurant.

FMI: 773-234-BEER (2337), www.chicagohash. com
On-On!
69 Cent Man
773-772-2633
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont. Take the #77 Belmont bus west to Milwaukee. The bar is just south of that.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, Head west toward Milwaukee. The bar is just south of Belmont.

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Milwaukee. Parking is plentiful. You might even get lucky and escape Da Mare’s revenue stream and park on a side street.

CH3 #1656

Chicago HHH Run #1656
Sunday 4/25 – 2:00 PM

Hare(s): Its Too Soft, Lifa, & Other Unindicted Co-conspirators
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck (THE Original Foofdeck!) 933 W. Wolfram, Rooftop
Hash Cash: $8

$8 will get you a keg of beer, a shitty ass trail and more food than you can shake a stick at! There will also be the 2010 re-appearance of a classic CH3 relic, special event giveaways, and some bonus food items courtesy of Crazy Rita Catering! Call in sick on Monday!

And as you may have heard, our good friend Odor Eater will soon be leaving us for the tropical paradise of Kansas City. If you’ve ever been to one of our big hash events in Chicago (Anthrax, PoP, etc.), then you know Odor Eater as the friendly DJ cranking out that great dance music.

Odor Eater will be at the Chicago Hash run on 4/25, so please come out to bid him farewell, kiss his ass goodbye, or just to praise/deride him for being the huge Cubs fan that he is.

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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Brown Line to Diversey. Listen for the drunks. Follow that sound.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Personally, I’ll be taking the Diversey Bus over, but you can take your east/west bus of choice to the Brown Line, then Brown Line to Diversey. Listen for the drunks. Follow that sound.

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise Diversey and Sheffield. I think the meters are 3 hour parking but I could be wrong. Good luck finding parking though as it is Lincoln Park and Cubs season has started. Address is 933 W. Wolfram

CH3 #1655

Chicago HHH Run #1655
Sunday 4/18 – 2:00 PM

Hare(s): PokeHisAnus & R-TardE
Venue: Green Eye Lounge 2403 W. Homer
Hash Cash: $8

This is Poke’s last hare on American soil for about a year and the 3rd anniversary of the 54 back check trail. Should be a terrible trail. Come out and join us!

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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Brown Line to Armitage, Armitage 73 bus West to Western. The bar is just west and south of Western.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western. The bar is right off the auxiliary entrance/exit if you’re coming in on a north bound Blue Line. Or you can just walk from home to Western & Homer. The hash is not responsible for any WUI tickets on the way home tho.

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Western and Homer.

CH3 #1654

Chicago HHH Run #1654
Sunday 4/11 – 2:00 PM

Hare(s): Magnetic Muff & Just Do Me Slowly
Venue: Corner Bar – 2224 N. Leavitt
Hash Cash: $8

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NOTE POSSIBLE HAWKS GAMEWATCHING AT NOON BEFORE THE HASH – STAY TUNED!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Fullerton 74 bus West to Oakley, hoof it a couplea blocks East and South to Leavitt & Palmer
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Western, hoof it a block North to Armitage, three blocks East to Leavitt and four blocks North to Palmer.

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Leavitt & Palmer. Parking should be okay as long as it’s not Resident Zone Permit.