Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

“Super” Power of the Pussy (POP XI)

What’s that up in the sky? A bird? A plane? No, its the 11th Annual “Super” Power of the Pussy Hash! Come join the Chicago Hash House Harriers on July 8th, 9th, and 10th as we hand the keys to the kingdom over to the ladies of PoP once again!

Friday, July 8th – Pre-Lube (dress as your “alter ego”) –  Start the weekend off right with a 3-hour (8-11pm) drink deal for $20 . We’ll be at Joe’s on Weed (940 W. Weed), in a reserved section in their awesome outdoor patio. Show up as your “alter-ego.” The Peter Parker to your Spider Man, the “Bruce Banner” to your Hulk.
Saturday, July 9th – Main Event (Rego includes T-Shirt, beer, food) – Sully’s (1501 N. Dayton). Starting off at 3pm (on out at 3:30), the trail will have lots of great urban shiggy, multiple beer stops and themed games and challenges. The on-in will feature a summer BBQ buffet, multiple kegs of beer, and all the fun and shenangian’s you’d expect. Registration before June 23rd also gets you a tech t-shirt.
Sunday, July 10th – Hangover Hash: DFL Haus (2208 W. Diversey). Foofdeck. What more do you need? Regular hash cash. ($8)

May 2nd – May 9th (’til midnight) – Limited engagement early registration: $35.
May 10th – June 9th – $40.
June 10th – 20th $45 (T-shirt deadline)
June 21 – July 9 – $45. Shirt not guaranteed. In cash at the hashes or via paypal (+$2).

Who Is Coming?
Sin Calzones – CH3
Fistful of Pricks – CH3
Dark Side of the Poon – CH3
Snatchsquatch – CH3
Salty Gash – CH3
Glory Hole – CH3
Corn Star – CH3
Taste The Rainbow – CH3
Two Girls, One Cupcake – CH3
Asscapades – CH3
O’Shitty Runch – CH3
Just Ehhh – CH3
RTard E – CH3
Just Fallyn – CH3
10 Dix with Wings – CH3
Magnetic Muff – CH3
Hump Me Dump Me – CH3
Cum In My Assfault – CH3
Finger Picking Good – Little Rock H3
Just Adriana – CH3
Batteries Not Included – CH3
Calvin Klein – CH3
WJew40 – CH3/OBH3
Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em -CH3
Just Mark – homeless
Uploader – CH3
Soggy Deposits – CH3
Soul Taco – CH3
Orgy Cum Dumpster – Big Hump HHH
Stink Palm – Big Hump HHH
Dewey Sexual System – Big Hump HHH
Disco Ass – STLH3
It’s too Soft – Waukesha (SUCKS!)
Rotten Whore – CH3
Mount Schwiiinga – CH3
Sandy Syphilis – CH3
Just Julie – CH3
Crop Duster – CH3
Goat Flow Opa/Just Nancy – CH3
TampOn-TampOff – CH3
Tell it to My Nipples – CH3
The Dark Kunt – CH3
Wang Chunks – CH3
Tinkle Trotsky – CH3
Half Fag – CH3
Dr. Fudge Knuckles – CH3
Beer Spill Valdez – CH3

Memorial Day 2011

CHICAGO ANNUAL MEMORIAL DAY HASH helps to start off the Summer Hashing period. Come visit us for our run in historic Lincoln Square!!!

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Lifa, Calvin Klein and Rent a Virgin
Venue: O’Lanagans – 2335 W. Montrose Ave

Hash Cash: $35 until May 23 and $40 until the Day of the Event!!!
Kick off Summer 2011 the right way with the largest Hash Memorial Day Celebration in the Midwest – the 7th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Dank Haus. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER and tons of great food. T-Shirts will be provided for those whose registration is RECEIVED by May 23rd, so order online to reserve your shirt! BEER SPONSORS BELOW
http://www.metrobrewing.com/
http://www.gooseisland.com/

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Sunday May 29 at 1 pm, on-out promptly at 1:30 pm
Hares: Virgin Banger, Smell This, Lifa, Calvin Klein and Rent a Virgin
LOCATION: O’Lanagan’s bar, at 2335 West Montrose Avenue, Chicago
A –B run The B will be at DANK-HAUS 4740 N. Western Ave. Chicago Cost = $35 this will get you great food, and Metropolitan Brewing Company Beer!!! plus a T-shirt
Hash Hotels: Arlington House (~$50 night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

Your Friendly Neighborhood Snatchsquatch here to remind all of you that Memorial Day is quickly approaching and that if you haven’t regoed yet, you’d better do so soon before the time is too late! We’re practically giving regos away this year at the low-low price of $35 (before May 23rd) – remember that this price includes an awesome tech shirt (valued at $20), two beer stops, and an awesome on-after including multiple kegs of beer and catered food at the historic DANK-Haus. So head on over to www.chicagohash.com and register today!
-Snatchsquatch

Here are the details:

Date: Sunday, May 29th
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Start Time: 1:00 PM

Starting Location: O’Lanigan’s at 2335 W. Montrose Ave.

Circle, On-On party and Dinner: The Dank Haus at 4740 N. Western Ave.

Cost: $35 (until May 23rd, $40 thereafter)

What you get:

· A fantastic Dri-Fit shirt designed exclusively for the event.*

· Two unbelievably shitty trails (runners & walkers) featuring not one, but TWO beer stops.

· Kegs of Goose Island 312 Urban Ale at both beer stops and at the on-on party.

· Fun and games at the beer stops.

· A classic Chicago-style circle run by Calvin Klein and Beer Spill Valdez.

· Our own private party room and balcony at Lincoln Square’s historic DANK Haus.

· Dinner, catered by Robinson’s ribs

* Register by May 23rd to get a shirt.

www.chicagohash.com

Just click on the glaring red link in the upper right corner to be taken to the rego form. You may pay by PayPal, by check or in person to Snatchsquatch (the GM).