Chicago HHH Run #1744
Monday 9/19 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy
Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St
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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Tired of the North Side yet? Too bad! We’re back off the Red Line again this week, this time we’re venturing a bit further South so that we can see the beauty that is Uptown. Did I say beauty? Meant to say ghetto.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Wilson stop and notice how it smells like pee. Head West along Wilson past the crackwhores and then North when you get to Clark.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus North to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus heading East, noticing how the neighborhood gets worse with every passing block. Hop off the bus at Clark and head South a block, hoping that you don’t get stabbed along the way.
Driving 🙁
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland – park your car and wave goodbye to it, as it will probably get jacked while you’re on trail.