Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

Chicago HHH Run #1750

Sunday 10/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Poultry F*cker & Soul Taco
Venue: Independence Tap – 3932 W. Irving Park Rd
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head North to Sheridan, walk up to Irving Park and transfer over to the 80 Irving Park Bus. Ride the bus West to Pulaski. Exit the bus and walk back East a block. The bar is at the corner of Irving Park and Harding.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head towards O’Hare. Get off at Irving Park and schlep yourself a few block East. The bar is at the corner of Irving Park and Hardin.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Irving Park and Harding. There’s a parking lot behind the bar, if you’re so inclined.

Chicago HHH Run #1749
Sunday 10/16 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Lick Her Leash & Five Hole Failure
Venue: Cove Lounge – 1750 E 55th St
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare If you think that the bar is too far South then you need to blame your Gm – the only reason I’m haring this is because he kept bitching about how I only hared down in Hyde Park on Thirstday and that it was “too far for him to get to after work”.

From da GM This will be your last chance to rego for Anthrax X and get the $35 rate. Bring your extra cash because there’s no way you’ll remember to rego online afterwards, you drunk.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Get on the Red Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Monroe and transfer onto the 10 Museum of Science & Industry Bus OR the 6 Jackson Park Express Bus. If you took the 10, get off at the Museum of Science & Industry, walk North along Hyde Park Blvd until you get to 55th St, then head a block East. If you took the 6, get off at 55th and head a block West.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Get on the Blue Line and head into the Loop. Exit at Monroe, walk a block East to State, and transfer onto the 10 Museum of Science & Industry Bus OR the 6 Jackson Park Express Bus. If you took the 10, get off at the Museum of Science & Industry, walk North along Hyde Park Blvd until you get to 55th St, then head a block East. If you took the 6, get off at 55th and head a block West.

You can also take the Metra or the South Shore line to the 55th-56th-57th St Station, if you know how the Metra or the South Shore actually works.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 55th and Everett – I have no idea if there is parking or not, so don’t blame me if there isn’t any.

Hash Run # 1747
Sun 10/2/2011 2PM

Venue: Cork & Kerry
Hares: Batteries Not Included & Calvin Klein

Mon, Sept 26, 7PM
Venue: Shoe’s Pub
Hares: Mt. Schwiiinga

As some of you already know, I’m running my FIRST marathon in Chicago on October 9th, and I’m doing it on behalf of PAWS (the organization where I adopted Artie from).

So, I’m doing a special, dog-friendly hash to help with my fund-raising efforts and I hope you’ll join me. The bar is really awesome and they’ve agreed that for every pitcher we buy, $2 will go to PAWS, so even more reason to drink up! (Not that we need any). And here’s another one: I’m bar tending! (So please be prepared to tip generously)

Plus, I’ll be selling a hash-centered marathon T-Shirt for anybody that’s interested. (See above) If you’d like to buy one, please log in to my fund-raising page and donate at least $20, then let me know your name and size!

http://pawschicago.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=451667&supId=326350730

On-On, and thanks for the support!

Hash Run # 1745
Sat 9/24/2011 2PM

Venue: Four Treys
Hares: EZ on the Ass, Cum in my Assfault, Hump Me, Dump Me

Chicago HHH Run #1744

Monday 9/19 – 7:00 PM

Hares: Chunder Pussy

Venue: Carol’s Pub – 4659 N. Clark St

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Tired of the North Side yet? Too bad! We’re back off the Red Line again this week, this time we’re venturing a bit further South so that we can see the beauty that is Uptown. Did I say beauty? Meant to say ghetto.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line headed towards Howard. Exit the train at the Wilson stop and notice how it smells like pee. Head West along Wilson past the crackwhores and then North when you get to Clark.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus North to Lawrence. Transfer to the 81 Lawrence bus heading East, noticing how the neighborhood gets worse with every passing block. Hop off the bus at Clark and head South a block, hoping that you don’t get stabbed along the way.
Driving 🙁
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland – park your car and wave goodbye to it, as it will probably get jacked while you’re on trail.

Chicago HHH Run #1741
Monday 8/29 – 7:00 PM

Hares: O’Shitty Runch

Venue: Rocking Horse – 2535 N. Milwaukee Ave

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: It’s gonna be an A to B. The B is relatively close to the A. Starts out of the Rocking Horse on Milwaukee in Logan Square. I’ll try to make sure a shaggin’ wagon is available for people’s crap then we’ll go pick up the car after the beer stop, which is the On In. I’m looking at having at least 10 bottles of champagne – gonna be a fancy pants hash. And food. There will probably be some food.

From da GM: Hopefully O’Shitty Runch has learned his lesson from the last time he hared a CH3 run (#1715 back in April), and this trail won’t be especially shitty. I’m not holding my breath.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop onto the 74 Fullerton Bus going West and head over to Milwaukee. Hoof it Northwest up Milwaukee a few blocks – if you hit Logan Square you’ve got too far.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Head Southeast down Milwaukee.

Driving 🙁
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Logan – knife fight some hipsters on bicycles for a parking spot.