Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1769

Chicago HHH Run #1769

Sunday 2/19 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Fistful of Pricks & International Virgin

Venue: O’Donnell’s – 4500 N. Elston

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Who is ready for Mardi Gras, bitches? Free hash cash for whoever shows me their tits! Bring your beads and live your inhibitions at home!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker North to Wilson. Walk downstairs past several homeless people urinating to transfer onto the 78 Montrose Bus. Ride that sucker until you get to Montrose & Elston. After exiting the bus walk a block up Elston to the bar, which is on the Northwester corner.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and go towards O’Hare. At Montross transfer from the train to the 78 Montrose Bus heading East. Ride that sucker to Keeler, exit the bus, and take Keeler North up to Elston. Bar will be on the corner of Keeler and Elston.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Keeler – there’s plenty of parking out here, so you shouldn’t have to worry about that.

CH3 #1768

Chicago HHH Run #1768

Sunday 2/12 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Ass Capades & That Thing That Vibrates

Venue: Ravens – 2326 N. Clark St

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its our St. Valentine’s Day Massacre Hash! Something about love, or getting killed by the mob, perhaps. Who knows!?

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 22 Clark Bus or 36 Broadway Bus and ride it South until you get to Fullerton. Hop out and continue South less than a block and the bar will be on the West side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Bus and head East. Transfer over to the 22 Clark or 36 Broadway Bus heading North at North & Clark. Exit the bus at Belden and walk a half a block North and the bar will be on the West side of the street.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Clark. Pay out the ass for metered parking and think about how much you’ll enjoy when the 2016 Olympics come to town.

CH3 #1767

Chicago HHH Run #1767

Sunday 2/5 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Chicken Stiffer & Virgin Banger

Venue: Cardinal Wine & Spirits – 4905 N. Lincoln Ave

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Apparently there’s some American football game that’s being played that night. So come hash beforehand and maybe there’ll be a place for you to stay and watch the game.

From da Hares: This will be A——>B with B at a surprise location. LOL. The B will have viewing of the super bowl at 5:30 pm or when every game starts. There will be food and beer.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Venture North along Western Ave until you get to Lincoln Ave/Ainslie. Head West along Lincoln and the bar is just around the bend on the East side of the street.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western Bus to the Ainslie. Head West along Lincoln and the bar is just around the bend on the East side of the street.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Western, Lincoln, and Ainslie. You’ll probably have to find parking along one of the side streets, especially if you’re staying for the game.

CH3 #1763

Chicago HHH Run #1763

Sunday 1/8 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Little Trojan Annie & Cock Whisperer

Venue: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison

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Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The hash will be the “F Your New Years Resolutions” hash. We are asking that everyone bring a $1 bill along with them on trail for a special surprise.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂 From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride it to Addison. Exit the station on the North side of the street, head West a door or two and you’re there.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus North up to Addison. Walk East a block and a half over to the Brown Line station. Bar is on the North side of the street, just West of the station.

Driving 🙁 Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wolcott and Addison. Search endlessly for parking before realizing that you should have learned to take the CTA to the hash by now.