Category: All Chicago Hash Runs

CH3 #1605

Chicago Hash #1605 – June 22, 2009
Hare(s): Fistful of Pricks
Venue: O’Lanagan’s – 2335 W. Montrose
Hash Cash: $8

This is the OFFICIAL 31st Anniversary Hash of THE Chicago Hash House Harriers who have been running and drinking in Chicago since 1978. Accept no cheap imitations, THIS is the real deal.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose 78 bus East to Western, hoof it four blocks South to Montrose and then East (left) on Montrose about a block bar is on the Southern border of Wells Park..

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Montrose & Western, then one block East to Claremont. On street parking on the side streets is usually very not bad.

CH3 #1604

Chicago Hash #1604 – June 15, 2009
Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer & virgin hare Just Christine
Venue: Trinity – 2721 N Halsted
Hash Cash: $8 and it’s dollar bottle night so ya just might wanna call in sick on Tuesday!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it two blocks East on Diversey to the bar which is on Halsted just South of Diversey.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square, Diversey 76 bus East to Halsted, South on Halsted 1/2 block to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Halsted & Diversey. Most meters in the area are 9pm and side streets are Zone 143 & 383 so good luck with that.

CH3 #1603

Chicago Hash #1603 – June 8, 2009
Hare(s): R Tard E & Asscapades
Venue: Stocks & Blondes – 40 N. Wells
Hash Cash: $8

The CH3 returns to the Loop!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton. Brown Line to Washington & Wells, bar is like right by the L stop.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Washington. Hoof it like four blocks West to Wells. Bar is by the Brown Line stop.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to da Loop and make your way to Washington & Wells. Look for a 6pm meter or pay $40 to park in a ramp, ya goof.

CH3 #1602

Chicago Hash #1602 – June 1, 2009
Hare(s): Snatchsquatch & MotorWhoreA
Venue: Relax Sports Bar – 2937 N. Milwaukee Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Belmont 78 or Diversey 76 bus East to Milwaukee, the bar is about halfway between Diversey and Belmont on the block between Elbridge and Gresham (two street in Chicago I have never heard of before!).
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont or California (bar is roughly halfway between the two) or the Milwaukee 56 bus to the bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Milwaukee between Central Park & Gresham.

CH3 #1601

Chicago Hash #1601 5.30.09 @ Casa de Poultry, German Maifest Hash

May 30, 2009 2:32 am / itstoosoft
Hare(s): Poultry F*cker and Just Shaina
Venue: Casa De Poultry – XXXX W. Ainslie just EAST of Western
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western & East on Ainslie a couplea blocks.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, take the Lawrence 81 East to Western, hoof it North on Western and East on Ainslie.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Western & Ainslie.

CH3 #1600

Chicago Hash #1600 5.24.09, 2pm @ Claddaugh Ring – 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash

May 24, 2009 7:33 am / itstoosoft

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Odor Eater, and Rent-a-Virgin
Venue: A-B starting at Claddagh Ring – 2306 W. Foster (Western Brown Line Stop)
Hash Cash: Still only a mere $18 this will get you great food and lots of great GOOSE ISLAND BEER and a free #1600 shirt for the first 50 hashers to sign up!
Kick off Summer 2009 the right way with the 5th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Virgins’ casa. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER, tons of great food and party games to keep those whose Ritalin perscriptions have run out entertained! !

• A –B run The B will be at CASA DE VIRGIN BANGER and RENTA VIRGIN

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Foster & Oakley.

Who’s Cumming?

Anal Assault
Batteries No Included
Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off
Calvin Klein
Chicken Stiffer
Cop-U-Later – Waukesha HHH
Crop Duster
Cuma Slutra
Ez on the Ass
Feelin’ Lucky C*** – Waukesha HHH
Fishlips – Indyscent HHH
Fuji / Its Too Soft
Gigner Snatch
Grumpy Crotch Muncher
Hoosier Daddy
Horny Again
Ice Princess
Just Amiele
Just Christine
Just Genesis
Just Kelly
Just Sarah
Just Shania
Just Todd
LIFA

Motor Whore-a
Mount Schwiiinga
Mouthful of Meat
OnOff – Blentar HHH Sweden
Oral Pursusaion – Indyscent HHH
PackHer Ass
Peterbilt?
Pissing Ditzy – Indyscent HHH
Poultry F*cker
Pussy Wipt – El Paso
R-Tard-E
Renta Virgin
Rotten’ Whore
Salty gash
ShowMe Your Tits – Indyscent HHH
Smell This
Snatchsquatch
Super Stuf’her
Virgin Banger
Wall Bang’her

• COST= $18 this will get you great food and lots of Beer Maybe a t-shirt?? The prepaids who hit the deadline will get shirts, after that it’s a roll of the dice! But for 18 bucks where else in Chicago can you get this kind of all-day entertainment?? The defense rests.

• Hash Hotels: Days Inn Lincoln Park (~$100/night)
http://www.lpndaysi nn.com/index2. html
Arlington House (~$50/60/night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

• Also a few hashers have offered up some Crash space so lease e-mail me if you wish to go this route chickenstiffer@ gmail.com

http://www.megabus. com/us/ For vistors who wish to travel for cheap.

CHICAGO HASH #1600 $18 Until May 1st $22 until May 10th $26 Until May 23rd and Finally $30 at the DOOR!!
If you pay via Paypal, including PayPal fees the prices are $18.82 until 5/1, $22.94 until 5/10, $27.05 Until May 23rd

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Chicken Stiffer & Erin Go Buff
CH3-GM’s

CH3 #1599

Chicago Hash #1599 Monday 5.18.09 @ The Spot

Hare(s): Skunk Chaser and Pied Piper
Venue: The Spot – 4437 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it a couplea blocks South on Broadway to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Montrose, Montrose #78 bus East to Broadway, hoof it a half block North to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Broadway & Montrose. Parking is generally findable on the side streets but to the North and East you’re in da hood!

CH3 #1598

Chicago Hash #1598 Monday 5.11.09 @ Kelly’s Pub

Hare(s): Erin Go Buff & Lifa
Venue: Kelly’s Pub – 949 W. Webster Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it two blocks South to Webster, Kelly’s is right next to the L tracks, like Party Central, except much closer.
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From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, hoof it a block and half North to Fullerton, take the Fullerton #74 bus East to Sheffield, hoof it two blocks South to Webster, Kelly’s is right next to the L tracks.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to whilst dodging Chicago’s ever-increasing supply of potholes and cruise to the intersection of Sheffield and Webster. Look for whatever parking you can find tho not much is good around there. Side streets are Zone 143 Permit after 6pm. If you wish to drive you are in luck Kelly’s has parking next to the building under the el. Best way to access this is to use Sheffield if going north turn right in the alley right before you see Webster. Make a left under the EL and park your car. If you are cumming from the North Cross Webster and make an immediate left into the alley and park under the el on the left side. CARS MUST BE MOVED by MIDNIGHT!!!

CH3 #1597

Chicago Hash #1597 5.4.09 @ Czerwone Jabluszko (AKA Red Apple) POLISH CONSTITUTION DAY HASH

May 4, 2009 6:02 am / itstoosoft
Hare(s): 69 Cent Man, Virgin Banger, Cuma Slutra
Venue: Czerwone Jabluszko (AKA Red Apple), 3121 N. Milwaukee Ave., Chicago, 60618
Hash Cash: $13. This covers the full Polish buffet dinner, beer, tax & tip
NOTE WE ARE OUT AT 7PM SHARP (NOT THE USUAL 7:30) DUE TO THE CLOSING TIME OF THE RESTAURANT AT 10PM SO BE THERE BEFORE 7 IF YOU WANT TO RUN WITH THE PACK!!!

We will depart at 7:00 sharp so that we can get back in time for the ON-IN and to enjoy their great food.

DRESS: Wear a Polish shirt (provided that it is not from a Polish beer company, as our sponsor, the Stawski Distributing Co., is brewing a new Polish beer under their own name).

DIRECTIONS: By car: From Warsaw, ND: Head east on 61st St NE toward 157th Ave NE; Turn right to merge onto I-29 S; Take exit 63A-B to merge onto I-94 E toward Minneapolis, Entering Minnesota; Take the exit on the left onto I-694 E; Take exit 58B for I-94 E toward Madison; Slight right at I-94 E
Entering Wisconsin; Continue on I-90 E, Partial toll road, Entering Illinois; Take Keeler exit; Turn left onto W. Irving Park Rd., Turn right onto N. Pulaski Rd.; Turn left onto N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

From Panna Maria, TX: Head southwest on FM-81 toward Highway 380; Turn right at TX-123; Turn left at Farm Rd 81; Turn right at US-181; Take the ramp onto I-37 N; Take exit 133 to merge onto I-410 N; Continue on I-35 N; Slight right at I-35E N (signs for Fort Worth/ I 35W N); Take exit 428A for I-30 E toward Griffin St/ Texarkana; Keep left at the fork to continue toward I-30 E and merge onto I-30 E, Entering Arkansas; ke exit 143B to merge onto I-40 E/ US-167 N/ US-67 N toward Memphis
Continue to follow I-40 E; Take exit 277 to merge onto I-55 N toward Blytheville/ St Louis, Entering Missouri; Take exit 66A to merge onto I-57 N toward Chicago, Entering Illinois; Merge onto I-94 W; Take exit 45C for Belmont Ave toward 3200 N; Slight left at W Belmont Ave; Turn left at N. Hamlin Ave., Turn left at N. Milwaukee Ave.; Destination will be on the left.

By CTA: Milwaukee Ave. bus (#56); or Belmont bus (#77), exit at Hamlin Ave., walk south on Hamlin Ave., then southeast on Milwaukee Ave. to restaurant.

FMI: 312-409-BEER (2337), www.chicagohash.com

On-On!
69 Cent Man

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Belmont #77 bus to Hamlin (just before Milwaukee) hoof it South on Hamlin to Milwaukee and turn left (SE) about 1/2 block to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont. Cut 1/2 block South to Barry and either hoof it like six blocks West to Milwaukee or hop the aforementioned Belmont #77 bus to Hamlin, as described above, if you’re in a lazy kinda mood.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise to just SE of Belmont & Milwaukee. Parking is ludicrously plentiful in Avondale and you may even be able to score a space in the restaurant’s lot out back. As Milwaukee is a diagonal street, the lot is kinda oddly-shaped in a sorta trapezoidal way..

CH3 #1596

Chicago Hash #1596 Sunday 4.26.09 – Party Central SkyDeck Opening Day Drinkstravaganza!

Hare(s): Fuji, Asscapades & Happy Ass Grabber
Venue: Party Central SkyDeck – 933 W Wolfram St, Rooftop.
Hash Cash: $8 Includes a keg & BBQ cookout at the on-in with views of the downtown Skyline and the lights of Wrigley Field. Outdoor Party Season is HERE!!!
Cubs will have been playing for almost a month now and the Chicago Hash House Harriers celebrates the arrival of “Summer” as we ring in the cutover to Monday nights at our last Sunday afternoon hash until October 2009! If but nothing else catch the infamous Party Central Keg Hoist in action for the first time in ‘09!

This year we combine the best of both worlds – a Happy Ass Grabber trail and Fuji keg party! It just doesn’t get much better than that!!

CALL IN SICK ON MONDAY!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck..

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.