Category: Theme Hashes

CH3 #1841

Chicago HHH Run #1841
Sunday 5/5 – 2:00 PM
Hares: TampOn-TampOff & Drill In My Box
Venue: Simone’s – 960 W. 18th St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Normally May is when we switch back to Monday nights, but we’re doing something different this year as the resident fence-jumpers asked for an additional Sunday hash in order to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.
From da Hares: This will be an A-B trail ( BUTT) the B is 1 block away from the A…… $8 will buy you lots of Beer, and Taquitos.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 8 Halsted bus and ride that sucker south. Best get out a book because you’re not going to be getting off until 18th St. Hoof it back west over to 960 W. 18th St.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line through the Loop and exit at UIC-Halsted. Upstairs transfer onto the 8 Halsted bus and look for your fellow hashers because they’re probably tired of reading their book by now. Hop off the bus at 18th St and hoof it west to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 18th St and Morgan.

CH3 #1839

Chicago HHH Run #1839
Sunday 4/21 – 2:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Pokehisanus
Venue: Carol’s – 4659 N. Clark St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: Pokehisanus is back from his sojourn in Mexico, which means that he’s taking back the 420 hash co-hare duties from Dark Side of the Poon. As always, be careful which baked goods you ingest.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Wilson, hoof it north to Leland and then west over to Clark.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 50 Damen bus north to Leland. Hoof it east over to Clark and the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Clark and Leland.

CH3 #1837

Chicago HHH Run #1837
Sunday 4/7 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Slippery Fingers & Foamy Discharge
Venue: McFadden’s – 1206 N. State St

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our post-Shamrock Shuffle Hash. Everyone is encouraged to make it downtown for the post-race/pre-lube “Beer In A Box” celebration.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to Clark/Division, then hoof it a couple blocks east to State and then back north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 70 Division St bus and head east to LaSalle. Exit the bus and keep walking east to State and then back north to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to State and Division – the Viagra Triangle has now claimed you car, pray you don’t find it filled with condoms and ludes.

CH3 #1836

Chicago HHH Run #1836
Saturday 3/30 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Hooch Before Cooch, 4 Score In The Back Door, & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Quencher’s – 2401 N. Western Ave

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Hash Cash: $8
From da GM: This will be our pre-Easter Hash, and as usual that means we’ll be having it on Saturday and not Sunday. If you show up on Sunday you won’t have a hash to run.
From da Hares: This will be an A-to-B trail, so plan accordingly. Attendees are encouraged to bring food to share and all of your shit will be magically transported to the on-in where an entree will be provided.
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 74 Fullerton bus and ride that puppy west to Western.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to Western and Fullerton you lazy jackoff.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton and Western.

CH3 #1834

Chicago HHH Run #1834
Sunday 3/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bloody Brown Castle & Snotcho Mamma
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N. Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to North/Clybourn. Transfer to the Red Line downstairs. Ride that pony north to Thorndale. Head downstairs and hoof it a block west to Broadway and then a block north to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Glenlake – fight with all the Loyola kids for parking.

CH3 #1831

Chicago HHH Run #1831
Sunday 2/24 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Hash Ball “Hangover” run! Woo!
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that baby south to Sedgwick. Hoof it east on North Ave over to Wells and then south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Ride the 72 North Ave bus east over to Wells and the hoof it south to the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wells and North, pay out the ass for parking bitches.

CH3 #1830

Chicago HHH Run #1830
Sunday 2/17 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Ballsalotapus, Just Do Me Slowly & Virtually Hung
Venue: Bridgeport Inn – 2901 S. Archer
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Chinese New Year returns once again! Join us as we celebrate the Year of the Snake! Please note the late change of address.

From da Hares: This will now be an “A-to-A” hash.
Bridgeport Inn has $6.00 domestic pitchers. And, they open at 11:00 AM for pre-lube.
We will have pitchers!
We will have food!
We will have tags! (for the first, uh, I don’t know – but, some indication of “who’s cuming” would help. I’m not going to make 100 of them and throw 75 of them away…..)
We will have a raffle! (Hong Bao Na Lai!)
Gong Hay Fat Choy!
Gong Xi Fa Cai!
On-on to Chinese New Year Hash X – The Year of the Snake – 4711…..
Balls

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and ride that sucker south to Roosevelt. Go upstairs and grab the Orange Line headed towards Midway. Exit at the Halsted Orange and take the Archer exit. Hoof it southwest along Archer until you find the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the Blue Line and ride that pony to Clark/Lake. Go upstairs and grab the Orange Line headed towards Midway. Exit at the Halsted Orange and take the Archer exit. Hoof it southwest along Archer until you find the bar.

Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Archer and Loomis.

CH3 #1828

Chicago HHH Run #1828
Sunday 2/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40
Venue: Six Corners Sports Bar – 1950 W. North Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Time for our annual Stuper Bowl Hash – we’ll run early in the afternoon and get you back in time so that you can watch all the commercials that keep getting interrupted by a meaningless football game. UMERRIKAH!

From da Hare: Trail will be A to A’. Circle and On-After (including game viewing) will be at my place. 2300 W. Wabansia #237. Encourage people driving to park by my place and walk down Milwaukee to the bar. It’s a very short walk.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line south to North/Clybourn, then the 72 North Ave Bus west to Damen/Milwaukee. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Walk to the corner of Milwaukee/Damen/North

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Wabansia and Oakley, cause this is where the on-after will be. Then hoof it over to Milwaukee and south to North/Damen.

CH3 #1827

Chicago HHH Run #1827

Sunday 1/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Lifa & Stab ‘em and Slab ‘em

Venue: Casa de Stab ‘em – 6530 S. University

Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The annual “Snow Hash” returns! This is also the Hashiversary of WJew40, so there’s extra incentive to come and give him extra down-downs.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.
Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) a…t 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (65th St.?) zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1824

Chicago HHH Run #1824

Sunday 1/6 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Just Chris, Just Ernie, Just Jay, & Just Nick

Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor St

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From da GM: Not one. Not two, but FOUR “Justs” laying trail together. Yeah, there’s zero chance this one will be a disaster.

Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Brown Line and ride that sucker South to Washington/Wells. Transfer over to the Pink Line and ride it West to Polk. Head downstairs and hoof it east over to Ashland, then south to Taylor, and back east to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 9 Ashland Bus and ride it south to Taylor. Hoof it east over to the bar.
Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Loomis. Park your car and hope some UIC student doesn’t break in and pass out in the backseat.