CH3 #1894

Chicago HHH Run #1894
Sunday 3/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & TBD
Venue: Moe’s – 2937 N. Milwaukee
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Grab the 77 Belmont bus and go west. Exit the bus at Central Park and hoof it south, then turn south on Milwaukee to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it west along Belmont, then south on Central Park and south on Milwaukee.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Milwaukee and Central Park.

CH3 #1890

Chicago HHH Run #1890
Sunday 2/2 – 2:00 PM
Hares: WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie
Venue: Blue Line Lounge – 1548 N. Damen
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Stupor Bowl Hash!

From da Hares: This will be an A to B trail with food and football at the end of trail. If you get lost or are late, head to Casa de WJew (2300 W. Wabansia). We’ll have a main dish for everyone, and you’re encouraged to bring a side dish to share with everyone.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North & Clybourn, hoof it upstairs, resist the urge to buy a new iPad and get on the 72 North Ave bus heading west. Exit the bus at Damen and hoof it south to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it to the crotch of Wicker Park – Damen, Milwaukee, and North Ave.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to North, Damen, and Milwaukee – marvel at how long it takes cars to travel through this clusterfuck of an intersection.

CH3 #1889

Chicago HHH Run #1889
Sunday 1/26 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Stab ‘em & Slab ‘em – 6530 S. University Ave
Hash Cash: $8

From da hares: This is Snow Hash #6! The only hash run of the year guaranteed to have snow. Come join us for a romp through the environs of beautiful Hyde Park, Washington Park and Jackson Park. You may want to bring along an extra pair of shoes for this one.

After the run, the hares will be providing Italian beef sandwiches, but you are encouraged to bring along additional food/snacks to share with the group.

As a bonus, this will be a joint run with Second City HHH, which means you get 2 additional hares (LTA & WJew-40) to abuse during circle.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line and take that sucker all the way down to 63rd. Get off the train and transfer to the 63 Bus heading East. Hop off the bus at University and walk South – you’ll cut through a schoolyard as University disappears for a block, but you’ll pick it up again at 65th. Keep going another half block and Casa de Stab ‘em will be on your right as you’re heading South.

By CTA Green Line: Take a green line train bound for East 63rd St. Ride it all the way to the end of the line. Walk east on 63rd St. then south on University as described above. Total walk time: 10~15 min.

Via Magical, Mystical, Metra Train: There is a Metra Electric train that leaves Millennium Station (underground at Michigan & Randolph) at 1:00 PM. You need to:
1. Buy a ticket ($2.50) before you board.
2. Tell the conductor you want to get off at 63rd St. (otherwise the train may not stop there).
3. Get off at 63rd and use the exit at the south end of the platform (64th St.) and zig zag your way south and west to the venue.
You will be early.

Driving Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 65th and University – marvel at how much parking there is. Don’t be a wank and be sure to carpool.

CH3 #1886

Chicago HHH Run #1886
Sunday 1/5 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bert’s Special Friend, Son of Spam & Fire Crotch
Venue: Drum & Monkey – 1435 W. Taylor St
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south into the Loop. Transfer over to the Blue Line and ride that sucker towards Forest Park. Exit the Blue Line at Racine, then hoof it south to Taylor and then west to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 9 Ashland bus south to Taylor, then hoof it east to the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Taylor and Laflin.

CH3 #1878

Chicago HHH Run #1878
Saturday 11/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Soul Taco
Venue: Casa de Soul Taco – 3641 W. Belmont
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: This is our Pre-Thanksgiving Hash – bring an item for the pot luck dinner after trail!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: 77 Belmont bus west to Central Park. Hoof it west to Soul Taco’s.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Belmont, hoof it west to Soul Taco’s or be super lazy and take the 77 Belmont bus there.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Belmont and Monticello.

CH3 #1876

Chicago HHH Run #1876
Sunday 11/10 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chunder Pussy & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Loafers – 2600 W. Lawrence
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: The “Pumpkin Chuckin” Hash returns for a second year – bring your old Jack O’Lantern or find one on trail that you can destroy.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Brown Line to Rockwell, then hoof it north to Lawrence – bar is on the corn

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: 49 Western bus north to Lawrence, then hoof it west to Rockwell. Bar is on the corner.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lawrence and Rockwell.

CH3 #1874

Chicago HHH Run #1874

Sunday 10/27 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Hoosier Daddy & Hood Whorenament

Venue: Trinity – 2721 N. Halsted

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Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Halloween! Wear your sluttiest costume!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Diversey and Halsted, hoof it there, you lazy wanker.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus East to Halsted. Transfer over to the 8 Halsted bus going North. Stay on that until you get to Diversey.

Driving ?

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Diversey and Halsted – enjoy paying for parking, sucker.

CH3 #1872

Chicago HHH Run #1872
Sunday 10/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles Bar & Grill – 238 W. 33rd St
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This will be our post-Marathon Beer Stop hash. Come give out beer to all the racists and come to the hash after.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south through the loop. Thanks to the construction, you’ll be going towards 63rd/Ashland and will want to exit the train at 35th-Bronzeville-IIT. After that hoof it two blocks north to 33rd and two blocks west to Wells & the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the loop. Transfer to the Red Line and thanks to the construction, you’ll be going towards 63rd/Ashland and will want to exit the train at 35th-Bronzeville-IIT. After that hoof it two blocks north to 33rd and two blocks west to Wells & the bar.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells. Thanks to the marathon, you’ll have to plan on getting their from either the south of the west, because streets north and east of there will be closed.

CH3 #1865

Chicago HHH Run #1865
Sunday 9/1 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Chicken Stiffer, Poultry Fucker, & One Fuck Chuck
Venue: Three Kitty Tavern – 2241 W. Ainslie #1
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: Its Labor Day, so we’ll be having our hash on Sunday so you can get properly drunk and use your day off to recover from the hangover you’ll invariably give yourself.

From da Hare: Jello Shots and food are a strong possibility.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line to Western. Hoof it north along Western and then turn east on Ainslie. Entrance will be in the alley.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 49 Western bus north to Ainslie/Lincoln. Hoof it east and the entrance will be in the alley.

Driving 🙁
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Ainslie and Oakley – marvel at the amount of street parking that is available in neighborhoods not named Lincoln Park and Lakeview.

CH3 #1860

Chicago HHH Run #1860
Monday 8/5 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E & Gaping Panda
Venue: Weeds Tavern – 1555 N Dayton
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The White Trash Hash makes it to it’s fifth consecutive year!

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to North/Clybourn, then hoof it south on Dayton to the corner of Dayton and Weed.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hop on the 72 North Ave bus and ride it east to North/Clybourn. Then hoof it south on Dayton to the corner of Dayton and Weed.

Driving 🙁

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Dayton and Weed.