Category: Theme Hashes

CH3 #2067

Chicago HHH #2067 – Sunday 11/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Cunder Pussy & Bert’s Special Friend
Venue: Pumpkin Chuckin Command Center – 5515 W. Newport
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Pumpkin Chuckin’ time! Either bring your own pumpkin to chuck or borrow one on trail!

From da Hares: There will be smoked meats at the on-in.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus going west. Take out your favorite book to read. Exit the bus at Linder Ave and hoof it north to Newport and then west to the start. Enter around back through the door along the alleyway (Approx. 50 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. Transfer upstairs to the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Linder Ave and hoof it north to Newport and then west to the start. Enter around back through the door along the alleyway (Approx. 45 min)

Divvy
Park your bike at Grayland Metra station and hoof it back down to Belmont for a bus ride the rest of the way – Divvy still doesn’t exist this far west.

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Newport and Linder.

CH3 #2065

Chicago HHH #2065 – Sunday 10/30 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Snatchsquatch & Furry Spice
Venue: Bar Atlantic – 5062 N. Lincoln
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: It’s Halloween, bitches! Wear your sluttiest costume!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Western, then transfer onto the 49 Western bus going north. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west over to Lincoln. Bar is just north of Winnemac on Lincoln Ave (Approx. 25 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out towards O’Hare. At Western Ave, tranfer to the 49 Western bus going north. Get out a good book, because Western Ave is more torn up than you’re mom’s vaj after you were born. Exit the bus at Winnemac and hoof it west over to Lincoln. Bar is just north of Winnemac on Lincoln Ave (Approx. 50 min)
Driving

Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Lincoln and Winnemac – not sure if you can park in the lot next to the bar, but there’s plenty of street parking in the neighborhood anyway.

CH3 #2062

Chicago HHH #2062 – Sunday 10/9
Marathon Beer Stop: 10:00 AM @113 W 33rd St
Regular Hash: 2:00 PM @ Venue below

Hares: Mudsucker
Venue: Turtles – 238 W. 33rd
Hash Cash: $8

From da GM: This is our post-Marathon hash. Marathon beer stop will start at approximately 10AM over on the corner of 33rd and LaSalle. Bring beer, paper cups, costumes, and signs to cheer on all of those idiots.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Sox-35th – take the 33rd St exit from the station. If you’re going to the beer stop, go east at the top of the ramp and cross the highway. If you’re going straight to the hash, go west to the bar. (Approx. 35 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line into the Loop. Transfer to the Red Line at Jackson. Take the Red Line south to Sox-35th – take the 33rd St exit from the station. If you’re going to the beer stop, go east at the top of the ramp and cross the highway. If you’re going straight to the hash, go west to the bar. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to 33rd and Wells – be prepared to fight through ridiculous traffic because of all the street closures due to the marathon.

CH3 #2056

Chicago HHH #2056 – Sunday 9/4 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Little Trojan Annie & WJew-40
Venue: Casa de Riot Me Cider – 1715 N. Winchestern
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s our Hash Wedding!

Directions

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to North/Clybourn – transfer to the 72 North Ave bus going west. Exit the bus at Wolcott, then hoof it west to Winchester and then north. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Hoof it. (Approx. 5 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Winchester and Wabansia and marvel at how there is no parking in this part of town.

CH3 #2055

Chicago HHH #2055 – Saturday 9/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Dick Harmonica
Venue: Rabbit’s – 4945 W. Foster
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Taste of Polonia Hash! Bring some extra cash so that you can get into the festival after trail and circle.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Berwyn – downstairs transfer to the 92 Foster bus. Take the bus all the way out to Elston. (Approx. 55 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Jefferson Park. Grab the 92 Foster bus and take that over to Elston. (Approx. 35 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Elston and Foster – there’s parking behind the bar, amazingly.

CH3 #2050

Chicago HHH #2050 – Monday 8/8 – 7:00 PM
Hares: R Tard E
Venue: Double Bubble – 6036 N Broadway
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: The White Trash Hash returns!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Then hoof it west to Broadway and north to the bar. (Approx. 20 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the Red Line at North/Clybourn. Take the Red Line north to Thorndale. Then hoof it west to Broadway and north to the bar. (Approx. 45 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Broadway and Norwood.

CH3 #2046

Chicago HHH #2046 – Monday 7/25 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Snatchsquatch & Santa
Venue: Angie’s Tavern – 3700 N. Kedzie
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: It’s Christmas is July!

From da GM: I swear to God, Snatch, if you don’t call ahead and make sure they clean their lines this time I will kill you.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Brown Line out to Addison. Transfer to the 152 going west out to Kedzie, then hoof it a block north to the bar. (Approx. 30 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Belmont. Upstairs grab the 82 Kimball bus going north. Exit the bus at Grace, then hoof it east to Kedzie and south to Waveland and the bar. (Approx. 30min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Kedzie and Waveland – plenty of street parking in the neighborhood.

CH3 #2045

Chicago HHH #2045 – Saturday 7/23 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Bi-Hole Her
Venue: Kelly’s Pub – 949 W. Webster
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Luau Hash! Trail will be A-to-B!

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit

From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the Red Line south to Fullerton, then hoof it south on Sheffield to Webster – the bar is on Webster just west of the train tracks. (Approx. 10 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Grab the 72 North Ave bus going east. Transfer to the Red Line going north downstairs at North/Clybourn. Exit the train at Fullerton, then hoof it south on Sheffield to Webster – the bar is on Webster just west of the train tracks. (Approx. 30 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Sheffield and Webster – good luck finding parking in the Green Zone.

CH3 #2043

Chicago HHH #2043 – Monday 7/11 – 7:00 PM
Hares: Hoosier Daddy & Just Patrick
Venue: Gaslight – 2450 N. Clark
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hare: 7 Eleven Hash! Hoosier Daddy gets to teach someone to hare again.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Take the 22 Clark bus south to Arlington. Bar is on the corner. (Approx. 15 min)
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the 72 North Ave bus east to Clark. Transfer to the 22 Clark bus going north. Exit the bus at Arlington. Bar is on the corner. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Arlington & Clark. Good luck finding parking, you might have to try and find a space in the park.

CH3 #2042

Chicago HHH #2042 – Sunday 7/3 – 2:00 PM
Hares: Furry Spice & Lifa
Venue: Casa de Chunder County – 5515 W Newport
Hash Cash: $8

From da Hares: Fuck the British!

From da Hosts: We’ll be having our standard Chunder County BBQ spread for people to eat – everyone is welcome to straggle in starting at 1PM and the on-out will be at the usual 2:30PM.

Directions
Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit
From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Hop on the 77 Belmont bus going west. Exit the bus at Linder and hoof it north to Newport and then west to Chunder County. Go around back. (Approx. 50 min)

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Take the Blue Line out to Belmont. Upstairs transfer to the 77 Belmont bus and say hello to everyone riding since Lincoln Park/Lakeview. Exit the bus at Linder and hoof it north to Newport and then west to Chunder County. Go around back. (Approx. 40 min)

Driving
Hop in your hooptie and cruise to Linder and Newport.