Category: Event & Theme Hash Runs

Memorial Day 2011

CHICAGO ANNUAL MEMORIAL DAY HASH helps to start off the Summer Hashing period. Come visit us for our run in historic Lincoln Square!!!

Hare(s): Virgin Banger, Smell This, Lifa, Calvin Klein and Rent a Virgin
Venue: O’Lanagans – 2335 W. Montrose Ave

Hash Cash: $35 until May 23 and $40 until the Day of the Event!!!
Kick off Summer 2011 the right way with the largest Hash Memorial Day Celebration in the Midwest – the 7th Annual Memorial Day Hash ending at the Dank Haus. Expect the full blown Memorial Day party at the on-in including several kegs of GOOD BEER and tons of great food. T-Shirts will be provided for those whose registration is RECEIVED by May 23rd, so order online to reserve your shirt! BEER SPONSORS BELOW
http://www.metrobrewing.com/
http://www.gooseisland.com/

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Sunday May 29 at 1 pm, on-out promptly at 1:30 pm
Hares: Virgin Banger, Smell This, Lifa, Calvin Klein and Rent a Virgin
LOCATION: O’Lanagan’s bar, at 2335 West Montrose Avenue, Chicago
A –B run The B will be at DANK-HAUS 4740 N. Western Ave. Chicago Cost = $35 this will get you great food, and Metropolitan Brewing Company Beer!!! plus a T-shirt
Hash Hotels: Arlington House (~$50 night) http://www.arlingtonhouse.com/

Your Friendly Neighborhood Snatchsquatch here to remind all of you that Memorial Day is quickly approaching and that if you haven’t regoed yet, you’d better do so soon before the time is too late! We’re practically giving regos away this year at the low-low price of $35 (before May 23rd) – remember that this price includes an awesome tech shirt (valued at $20), two beer stops, and an awesome on-after including multiple kegs of beer and catered food at the historic DANK-Haus. So head on over to www.chicagohash.com and register today!
-Snatchsquatch

Here are the details:

Date: Sunday, May 29th
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Start Time: 1:00 PM

Starting Location: O’Lanigan’s at 2335 W. Montrose Ave.

Circle, On-On party and Dinner: The Dank Haus at 4740 N. Western Ave.

Cost: $35 (until May 23rd, $40 thereafter)

What you get:

· A fantastic Dri-Fit shirt designed exclusively for the event.*

· Two unbelievably shitty trails (runners & walkers) featuring not one, but TWO beer stops.

· Kegs of Goose Island 312 Urban Ale at both beer stops and at the on-on party.

· Fun and games at the beer stops.

· A classic Chicago-style circle run by Calvin Klein and Beer Spill Valdez.

· Our own private party room and balcony at Lincoln Square’s historic DANK Haus.

· Dinner, catered by Robinson’s ribs

* Register by May 23rd to get a shirt.

www.chicagohash.com

Just click on the glaring red link in the upper right corner to be taken to the rego form. You may pay by PayPal, by check or in person to Snatchsquatch (the GM).

CH3 #1719

Chicago Hash Run #1719 – May 2, 2011
Hares: 69-Cent Man & Virgin Banger Venue: The Four Treys Bar – 3333 N. Damen Ave.

Hash Cash: $8 Theme: Polish Constitution Day From the Hares: A keg of Stawski Beer will be provided by the Stanley Stawski Distributing Co. Just remember that this beer has a high alcohol content, so if you guzzle this like Miller Lite or water, you will get drunk. Wear a Polish shirt (provided that it’s not from a Polish beer company, as our sponsor, the Stawski Distributing Co., is brewing a relatively new Polish beer under their own name).

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ? From Lincoln Park/Lakeview: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to the newly re-opened Addison stop, hoof it two blocks West to Damen and two blocks South to Roscoe. Note the Paulina Brown Line stop just closed so don’t even think about it. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison #152 Bus East to Damen, hoof it two blocks South on Damen to Roscoe.Driving ? Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Roscoe & Damen. Parking is usually quite findable for a yuppie ‘hood as there’s lotsa single family homes in the area but watch out for new resident permit zones which infest Lakeview like 17-year cicadas did last spring.

CH3 #1718

Chicago Hash Run #1718 – April 23, 2011
Hares: Dark Kunt and Its Too Soft/Fuji Venue: 933 W. Wolfram, Penthouse. Climb the stairs in back to the original hash party foof deck! Theme: Easter Hash ON SATURDAY enjoy Easter with your families!!! Wear you best bunny outfit or gaga vessel.

Hash Cash: $8 includes lots of beer, AND Easter ham dinner & side dish. Please bring a side dish to share also if you can. There will be an Easter Egg hunt at the beer stop too!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone“: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Logan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck..

Driving ?

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm so check your meter before parking your precious sled.

CH3 #1717

Chicago Hash Run #1717 – April 17, 2011
Hares: Dark Side of the Poon & R Tard E Venue: Two Way Lounge – 2928 W. Fullerton Ave. Hash Cash: $8 Theme: 2nd Annual Four-Two-Oh! Hash

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Fullerton #74 bus West to Milwaukee Ave.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California and hoof it a couplea blocks Northwest to Fullerton.

Driving ?

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Fullerton & Milwaukee. Parking is pretty okay in Logan Square.

CH3 #1716

Chicago Hash Run #1716 – April 10, 2011
Hare(s): Ten Dix with Wings & Yes I can! Venue: Ice Princess House- 621 S. Plymouth Court Unit 707 Chicago Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?

From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Harrison, hoof it a block East to Plymouth Ct and 1/2 block South.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to LaSalle hoof it three blocks East on Congress Parkway to Plymouth Ct and 1/2 block South.

Driving ?

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Harrison & Plymouth Ct. Parking is gonna really suck that day downtown however you might find something in the industrial areas to the West and South.

CH3 #1712

Chicago HHH Run #1712
Sunday 3/13 – 2:00 PM
Hares: EZ on the Ass
Venue: Claddagh Ring – 2306 W. Foster Ave.
Hash Cash: $8
Theme: St. Paddy’s Day

Transport: Blue line to Jefferson Park, then Pace bus 270 (runs every 20 minutes).

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Berwyn, Foster 92 West to Jefferson Park. Pace 270 to the bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park. Pace 270 to the bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and cruise Milwaukee & Mason (between Bryn Mawr and Peterson). Parking is ample in that area.

CH3 #1708

Chicago HHH Run #1708
Sunday 2/13 – 2:00 PM @ Burton Place

Hares: Mt. Schwiiinga & Sandy Syphylis
Venue: Burton Place – 1447 N. Wells St.
Hash Cash: $8
Event: St. Valentine’s Day Run

From the hares: We have a private room on the 2nd floor. Please dress up for Valentine’s Day. There will be prizes!

Environmentally-friendly public transportation: From Lincoln Park/Lakeview – Red Line to Division, hoof it a couple blocks West on Division to Wells and then North on Wells or the Brown Line to Sedgwick and hoof it East on North Ave from Sedgwick to Wells and then South on Wells. From Wicker Park/Bucktown – Blue Line to Division, take the Division 70 Bus East to Wells, hoof it a couplea blocks North to the bar. Driving: Hop into your hooptie and cruise to basically North Ave and Wells. Parking in Old Town sucks worse than warm Icehouse. Best bet is to look South of North Ave and West of Wells as Lincoln Park and the Gold Coast are NOT the places to look for parking on the Near North Side.

CH3 #1707

Chicago HHH Run #1707

Sunday 2/6 – 2:00 PM

Hares: Ballsalotapus, Cum in My Assfault, Just Do Me Slowly & Virtually Hung

Venue: Paulie’s Place – 1750 S. Union Ave. (map)

Hash Cash: $8

Event: Chinese New Year

From the hares: Schedule as follows:

11:00 – Pre-lubrication at Paulie’s (buy your own beverage)
1:00 – Parade steps off on Wentworth.
2:00 – Hash meet-up and socializing
2:30 – Run starts
~4:30 – Circle and food

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit 🙂

From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone“: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it a block East to Halsted and grab the Halsted #8 bus South to 18th Street, hoof it a block East to Union and 1/2 block North on Union to the bar.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Grand, hoof it a block East to Halsted and grab the Halsted #8 bus South to 18th Street, hoof it a block East to Union and 1/2 block North on Union to the bar.

Driving 🙁

Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Union between 17th place and 18th Street. Union is the North-South street one block East of Halsted. I believe there is an exit off the Dan Ryan for 18th Street just South of the Loop. Parking should be pretty abundant around there.

CH3 #1705

Chicago HHH Run #1705 Sunday 1/23 – Noon @ Stab ‘Em’s House of Hashing – 6530 S. University Ave.

Hares: Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em & Lifa

Venue: Stab ‘Em’s House of Hashing – 6530 S. University Ave.

Hash Cash: $8

Theme: The Snow Hash (if we’re lucky). Bring some extra shoes and socks just in case.

From the hares: The NFC Championship game starts at 2:00. You will be back at the on-in by that time, where football viewing will be available! The hares will provide food (probably Italian Beef sandwiches), but please feel free to contribute additional snacks and side dishes.

Transport: Parking is readily available. By CTA, take green line to Cottage Grove then zig-zag east and south a few blocks to the start. There are also bus possibilities but please check the CTA website. By Metra, from Millennium Station (Michigan & Randolph), train leaves at 11:00 and arrives at 63rd St. Station at 11:18. Buy your ticket before boarding and tell the conductor you want off at 63rd (it’s a flag stop only). Go out the 64th St. exit and zig-zag south and west to the start. (map)

CH3 #1702

Chicago HHH Run #1702 Sunday 1/2/11 – 12:00 PM @ Claddaugh Ring

Chicago HHH Run #1702
Sunday 1/2/11 – 12:00 PM PLEASE BE AWARE OF THE START TIME!!!!!!
Hare: SOUL TACO and POULTRY FUCKER
Venue: Claddaugh Ring at 2306 W Foster
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ? From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Belmont, Brown Line to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley. From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, #81 Lawrence bus East to Western, North on Western to Foster and East to Oakley. Driving ? Hop into your hooptie and cruise to Foster & Oakley.