Author: Snatch Squatch

CH3 #1622

Chicago Hash #1622 9.14.08 @ Timber Lanes, 1st Annual Big Lebowski Hash (A-B)

Hare(s): Motor Whore-A & Hasher of a Thousand Names
Venue: Timber Lanes – 1851 W Irving Park Rd, Chicago, IL
Hash Cash: $8 – Note A-B trail – Motor will have a shag wagon for bags.

Hey Wankers and Bimbos,

This is a final reminder that the Big Lebowski hash is coming up Monday, September 14th. The hares will be handing out prizes for best costume, most lines quoted, etc etc etc…whatever else we decide….etc etc.

So, spend some time this week(end) finding the most kick ass Big Lebowski costume and brush up on your knowledge of the movie.

And if you are not familiar with the movie…well…you should be ashamed of yourself! Go rent it!! Better yet, go buy it!!!

Mark it 8 Dude,

~MotorWhore-a and Hasher of a Thousand Names~

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Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Irving Park, bar is just West of the Irving Park L stop.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Irving Park, Irving Park #80 (or X80 if you’re lucky!) Irving and Wolcott, just West of the Brown Line station.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Irving & Wolcott. Parking should not be too bad on the side streets.

CH3 #1621

Chicago Hash #1621 9.6.08 @ Party Central SkyDeck 5th Annual Labor Day Hash

Hare(s): Fuji, Lifa and Super Stuff’Her
Venue: Party Central Skydeck – 933 W Wolfram St, rooftop (go up the back stairs) just Northeast of the Diversey Brown Line station
Hash Cash: Only $8 gets you more beer than you can shake a stick at, Labor Day BBQ cookout at the on in, some of the best urban shiggy trail to be found in Beverly Hills 60614, and lots Trixie/Chad sightings as you can never get enough “eye candy” on trail!

Just like we do every year for Memorial Day and Labor Day, we move the regular hash to Sunday to allow the holiday Monday for recovery time!!!

Your hares promise spectacular trail and beautiful weather here in the heart of the Lincoln Park “Green Zone” and a blowout postparty that will involve serious grilled foodstuffs and keg(s) on the SkyDeck! While not historically as much of a “foody affair” as Memorial Day, Labor Day Hash has devolved over the years into more of a totally off-the-hinges Category Five Drinkstravaganza!

As a tribute to Labor Day, for those still standing we will be holding a hash-only Summer Outdoor Movie night on the SkyDeck after the hash as the HD projector and 110″ diagonal screen showing the Mike Judge classic “Office Space”.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, Brown Line to Diversey, hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to ogan Square. Hoof it a couplea blocks North to Diversey and take the Diversey #76 bus East to Sheffield hoof it 1/2 block North up Sheffield and right (East) into the alley before Wolfram. Cross under the L tracks and into the first driveway to your left after the big fenced parking lot next to the tracks. Go up the back porch stairs to the SkyDeck.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Diversey & Sheffield. Side streets are resident zone permit after 6pm so best bet is Sheffield South of Diversey or Diversey West of Sheffield. Many meters in this ’hood are 9pm or Sunday check your meter before parking your precious sled.

CH3 #1620

Chicago Hash #1620 8.31.09 @ Fiesta Cantina

Hare(s): Just Jacques & Just Pogi
Venue: Fiesta Cantina – 3407 N Clark
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Addison, South on Sheffield to Clark and then SouthEast on Clark to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Addison, Addison 152 bus East to Clark and then SouthEast on Clark to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Clark between Newport and Roscoe. Parking in this hood will be more than its usual horrific as the Cubs are playing Houston at 8:05. Good luck with that and let us know how that goes.

CH3 #1618

Chicago Hash #1618 8.24.09 @ Morgan’s

Hare(s): Erin Go Buff
Venue: Morgan’s Bar and Grill – 1325 S. Halsted
Hash Cash: $8 – Note A-A ‘prime’ (ends sorta near A)

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Note we have new habadashery available which features the CH3’s snazzy new logo! For only 12 bucks you too could be COOL!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to North/Clyborn, Halsted 8 bus South to Maxwell St.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Grand/Halsted Milwaukee, Halsted 8 Bus South to Maxwell St..

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Halsted & Maxwell. Parking is not bad a block or so off of Halsted either direction. Obviously away from UIC (South, East) is better.

CH3 #1617

Chicago Hash #1617 8.17.09 @ Kelly’s Pub

Hare(s): Chicken Stiffer
Venue: Kelly’s Pub – 949 W. Webster Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it two blocks South to Webster, Kelly’s is right next to the L tracks, like Party Central, except much closer.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, hoof it a block and half North to Fullerton, take the Fullerton #74 bus East to Sheffield, hoof it two blocks South to Webster, Kelly’s is right next to the L tracks.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to whilst dodging Chicago’s ever-increasing supply of potholes and cruise to the intersection of Sheffield and Webster. Look for whatever parking you can find tho not much is good around there. Side streets are Zone 143 Permit after 6pm. If you wish to drive you are in luck Kelly’s has parking next to the building under the el. Best way to access this is to use Sheffield if going north turn right in the alley right before you see Webster. Make a left under the EL and park your car. If you are cumming from the North Cross Webster and make an immediate left into the alley and park under the el on the left side. CARS MUST BE MOVED by MIDNIGHT!!!

CH3 #1616

Chicago Hash #1616 8.10.09 @ Red Line Tap “Who-Me Run for Swine Flu Hash”

Hare(s): Corn Star and 69 Cent Man
Venue: Red Line Tap – 7006 N. Glenwood Chicago
Hash Cash: $8 with $6.00 pitchers of Bud Light.

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A T-shirt from Y-Me or the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer may be worn in lieu of Hash attire.

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Morse, hoof it a block North on Glenwood to Lunt, bar is at Lunt & Glenwood.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Jefferson Park, Foster 92 Bus East to the Berwyn Red Line, North on the Red Line to Morse, hoof it a block North on Glenwood to Lunt, bar is at Lunt & Glenwood.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Lunt & Glenwood. Parking is generally pretty good as long as you don’t get too close to Sheridan (East) but I wouldn’t recommend bringing the “nice car”.

CH3 #1615

Chicago Hash #1615 8.3.09 @ Weed’s

Hare(s): Just I Lean and Super Stuff’her
Venue: Weed’s – 1555 N. Dayton, Chicago
Hash Cash: $8

More hashing in the Green Zone… yeah!!!

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to to North Clyborn. Walk one block straight South on Dayton to Weed St. Guess how the bar got its name.

From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to Damen, North Ave #72 bus East to Dayton. Walk one block straight South on Dayton to Weed St.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Dayton & Weed. Parking is usually better to the South as you get closer to Cabrini Green, for some odd reason.

CH3 #1614

Chicago Hash #1614 Monday 7.27.09 @ O’Malley’s West – “White Trash Hash”

Hare(s): R Tard E
Venue: O’Malley’s West – 2249 N Lincoln Ave
Hash Cash: $8

Environmentally-Friendly Public Transit ?
From the Lincoln Park/Lakeview “Green Zone”: Red Line to Fullerton, hoof it a couple blocks East to Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton, Southeast on Lincoln two blocks to da bar.
From Wicker Park/Bucktown: Blue Line to California, Fullerton #74 bus East to Halsted/Lincoln/Fullerton, Southeast on Lincoln two blocks to da bar.

Driving ?
Hop into your hooptie and schlep your sled to Lincoln/Belden/Orchard. Parking pretty much sucks in this corridor as the side streets are all Zone 143 permit. You might get lucky with a meter on Lincoln or open parking by Oz Park one block further Southeast.

Tale of the Trail – CH3 #1613

Chicago Hash #1613
VENUE: Casa de ITS TO SOFT

HARES: Its too soft and Super Stuf’her
VIRGINS: just Alex, Just Zach
VISITORS: Sour Krotch

HASHERS: Chicken Stiffer, Fistful of Pricks, Batteries not included, Calvin Klein, Motor Whor-a, Mouthful of Meat, just Cari, Peterbilt, R-tard-E, just I Lean, W’all bangher, Sit-n-Pee, Free VD, Crop Duster, Screwunicorn to a dolphin, Ginger Snatch, Uploader, Salty Gash, Asscapades, Just Brad, Hoosier Daddy, Soggy Sparks,

TOTAL HASHERS – 27 Hashers

The hash saw another successful Saturday run, what a beautiful day after a night of thunder, lighting and rain. The hash Saturday saw us invade the house of fuji and this time a keg was ready for us when we showed up for the pre-hash drink, he is finally getting it. SUPER STUF’her laid a trail that ran towards the lake and our good friend FREE VD was sure to be the leader of this pack. We started off going east after we said hi to two virgins JUST ZACH and JUST ALEX. We also saw the return of SOUR KROTCH to the hash. CALVIN made it seem like a Second city hash by bringing his boys to the hash and MOTOR WHOR-A called him out for that later. We had our quick chalk talk and went east following several checks and splits until we came to a check on Clark and Wellington where confusion set in because it seemed there were three marks after this check but no trail? HALF-FAG found trail going east still and we ran on. UPLOADER lead us thru the lake front area with GINGER SNATCH close behind. Eventually the front of the pack rounded out to CHICKEN, HALF FAG and UPLOADER where we found trail running in front of Lincoln Park and then west towards OZ Park. The first beer stop was at the House of SUPER STUF’her and we found our walkers W’ALL BANGher, SOUR KROTCH and SIT-N-Pee waiting for us along with FREE VD. The hares were a little late getting the beer there but it did come and the pack drank.
We left for the second beer stop that was at the OLD party central near the Lincoln Street Fest and the pack got another beer. Finally we ran back to the RUJI’s FOOFDECK and CALVIN Led us in a circle for about 45 minutes when the food was getting done and most were hungry. All hashers then ate grilled chicken or burgers. As fuji said this is one of the best deals your hash money could have provided for. Next month the Saturday hash will be in conjunction with the Greek Town Fest on August 29th, see you then.

CHICKEN STIFFER
CH3-GM Emeritus